The Triantiwontigongolope

There's a very funny insect that you do not often spy,
And it isn't quite a spider, and it isn't quite a fly;
It is something like a beetle, and a little like a bee,
But nothing like a wooly grub that climbs upon a tree.
Its name is quite a hard one, but you'll learn it soon, I hope.
So try:
  Tri-
      Tri-anti-wonti-
        Triantiwontigongolope.

It lives on weeds and wattle-gum, and has a funny face;
Its appetite is hearty, and its manners a disgrace.
When first you come upon it, it will give you quite a scare,
But when you look for it again, you find it isn't there.
And unless you call it softly it will stay away and mope.
So try:
  Tri-
      Tri-anti-wonti-
        Triantiwontigongolope.

It trembles if you tickle it or tread upon its toes;
It is not an early riser, but it has a snubbish nose.
If you snear at it, or scold it, it will scuttle off in shame,
But it purrs and purrs quite proudly if you call it by its name,
And offer it some sandwiches of sealing-wax and soap.
So try:
  Tri-
      Tri-anti-wonti-
        Triantiwontigongolope .

But of course you haven't seen it; and I truthfully confess
That I haven't seen it either, and I don't know its address.
For there isn't such an insect, though there really might have been
If the trees and grass were purple, and the sky was bottle green.
It's just a little joke of mine, which you'll forgive, I hope.
Oh, try!
  Tri-
      Tri-anti-wonti-
        Triantiwontigongolope.
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Tyler Mills - Childish and full of assonance I guess. Too me, this has a simple nature that helps us grow in many ways and I wish more were aware and accepting of it.   (edited)
on May 31 2016 04:17 PM   x    edit
Nassy Fesharaki - Enjoyable

Filled with irony...I enjoyed it
on May 31 2016 11:53 AM   x    edit
Andrew Watkins - Nice job

Give someone a capitve audience! I got annoyed but by the fourth verse was won over!
on Jun 17 2015 12:10 AM   x    edit
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I love this poem when we were kids my dad use to read the book to us and it was my favorite book when i was a young child I would like to get the book again for my self for me to share with the special education children that I work with on a daily basis

on Sep 26 2012 04:29 AM   x    edit
- From guest Mara Harris (contact)
fantastic poem. I remember the name of the triantiwontigongalope from my childhood and wanting to share it with my children and neices I searched for it. I remember quite a different creature from this but am very delighted to have reconncted with the original
on Mar 12 2011 02:32 PM   x    edit
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- From guest Helen (contact)
triantiwontigongope is a very funny poem and my teacher told it to my class. I love it and I will never forget triantiwontigongolope
on Jul 30 2010 05:45 PM   x    edit
- From guest Pamela. (contact)
Although we did receive some blank stares at the mention of the Triantiwontigongolope to others.
on Jun 18 2010 06:01 PM   x    edit
- From guest Pamela. (contact)
This brought back happy memories of reading this poem to my little girl during the late 1970's from a childs book. We never forgot the name of the Triantiwontigongolope.
on Jun 18 2010 05:58 PM   x    edit
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