Xxvampyregirlxx• Show poetry

First off before i even start talking about me if ur gonna say a bunch of crap or be a jerk to me just dont even bother reading the rest of my page because im done caring about most of the people on here. all they are is dramatic filled backstabbing jerks. kay?



Okay well Peace had something on his page before he died about me and since he can't edit my page i figured i'd just copy and paste it!

xxvampyregirlxx(Gods, I don't know what I'd do without you, hun. Your are VERY sweet and you make me smile with your silliness..lol. My day always becomes better when we talk and that makes me very happy that you help my heal my heart with Light and Salem), Peace and Love (I love helping you and you are a sweet girl and I know I will cherish our friendship forever because I've been through alot of crap and I know exactly how you feel. *hugs you close and giggles* you have alot of potential and I know it so, DON'T GIVE UP!! lol),


(i miss him lots and he'll always be in my heart)























2nd. never touch my bunny army or they kill u!



3rd and really the most important. okay i am tired of dating yeah i really am and seriously there is only one person that if he asked me out right now i'd say yes in a heart beat. but for anyone else thats going to ask me out or tell me they love me or try and make me fall for them or lie to my fucking face just dont even go any farther on my page. idfc anymore.

For those of you that don't know me my name is Janelle. But you can call me Jen. or sumthing creative. I have lots of nicknames and many of them I cannot explain because idk how I got them. My newest one is Red ( i dyed my hair bright red) But maybe if i get to know you long enough maaaaaaaaaaaaybe i'll tell u my really secret name

These are the people that mean alot 2 me on here.


I'm slowly deleteing people that screw me over... and lets say this. there are alot of those now


destany- this chick means alot and if u hurt her in any way i'll kick ur fucking ass understood?

Brandon- haha ur awesome!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait til ur out cuz i miss u lots


awannabepoet- okay this guy is awesomely awesome. He's amazing and always there for me when i need him *huge hug*

Carly- (lil sis) okay if i could describe you in one word it would be amazinglyhypercompletelyawesomeballoffun yes thats now a word!

Iridessa MoonFlower- My ap mom shes sooo amazingly fun!

Matty- yeah he doesn't have an ap account anymore but he's awesome and people need to stop treating him like shit or i will make it my mission to track them down and hurt them. understood?

Kyle- I thought you were on my profile but i guess not so i'll add you here! You really are a great guy and i know we've been through alot and i know no matter what shit i get myself into your always there for me and it means alot

Dorothy- You're simply amazing. You've been there for me through everything the past few months and I wish nothing but happiness for you.





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Peace- Man I miss you more.... I wish I could go back in time and spend every second with you all over again. The night you left was the night a part of me died.

Salem- I miss you too don't worry! Life is hard without you and I really wish you could be here. I wish I could go back in time and I'd make changes to things that happend before you left this world.

Light- I didn't have alot of time to get to know you but Salem made you sound like a god. And for the few days that we talked you seemed like one. I miss you lots.


I've heard some people say shit about them and to those people screw you because they meant alot to alot of people and it hurts so don't even fucking talk to me if ur gonna start shit

anyone else wanna be in here? Let me knowz!!


November 30th 2008 the worst day of my life. I've been through hard days in my life. My parents got divorced and I was constantly moving. But none of that was as bad as what happend this day. The day Peace,Salem,and Light left this world. Their lives stolen from them. They died to soon and I wish I could bring them back. RIP.



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But on the other hand there are alot of people that i hate and those people know who they are and if they are reading this KISS MY ASS

Some quotes from good bands that I like

"Seize the day or die regretting the time you've lost" ~Seize the day by a7x

"Can you feel her running through your veins she will always live forever" ~Her portrait in black by Atreyu

"So if you love me let me go and run away before I know" ~Snuff by Slipknot

"Come back to me its almost easy" ~Almost easy a7x

"Do you feel like a man when you push her around do you feel better now as she falls to the ground" ~Face down by red jumpsuit apparatus

"I'm looking at you through the glass. Don't know how much time has passed. Oh god it feels like forever. But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home sitting all alone inside your head."~ Through glass by stone sour

"I'm not jesus cuz jesus wasn't there!!" ~I'm not jesus by apocalyptica

"Will you still hold me when you see what i have done. will u still kiss me the same when u taste my victims blood?" ~the crimson by atreyu

"You are my disaster I can't stop chasing after."~ My disaster by silverstein

"Your silence haunts me but i hunger for you." ~My curse by killswitch engage



I love Jeff Dunham he's my own little addiction!

Achmed the dead terrorist" "Silence I kill you!"

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Two Jews walk in a bar...
Jeff Dunham: No. No.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: What?
Jeff Dunham: No.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: What? You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!

Jeff Dunham: You know, they're putting a lot more National Guard on the border between the U.S. and Mexico. Does this concern you?
José Jalapeño: No, señor.
Jeff Dunham: Why not?
Peanut: He's already here! You really are an idiot!
Jeff Dunham: So, José, are you here on a temporary visa? Are you here on a work visa?
Peanut: He's here on a stick!
Jeff Dunham: You enjoy being in this country?
José Jalapeño: Sometimes I'm afraid for my life.
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Peanut: Taco Bell!

My personal fave:
Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, where did you come from?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: From your freakin' suitcase! Hahahahahahahahaha! I told another joke!
Jeff Dunham: So if you've been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting past security?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Oh, that's easy. They just open the case and I go, "Hel-looooooooo. I am Lindsay Lohan!"

Jeff Dunham: Do you have a weakness?
Melvin the Superhero Guy: Cupcakes... and porn.
[audience laughs]
Melvin the Superhero Guy: Not at the same time! I need a free hand.

[Achmed's torso is backwards and Jeff just turned it around]
Jeff Dunham: Just sit still.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Okay, I will not move my ass.
Walter: [from the suitcase] You idiot, you don't have an ass!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Is that Walter?
Jeff Dunham: Yes.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He scares the crap out of me! Please do not put me back in the same suitcase!
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He has gas. Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!

Jeff Dunham: How do you spell your name?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A - -C - -phleeemmm.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Wait, if I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virgins!
[looks at audience]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Are you my virgins? I hope not.
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there!
Jeff Dunham: Well did he say they'd all be girls?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Holy crap! Oh wait I can have Clay Aiken now!

Jeff Dunham: referring to the "suicide bomber training camp": Is that a nice facility?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It used to be!
Jeff Dunham: What happened?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: New guy! The idiot tried to practice!
Jeff Dunham: What did you guys learn from that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!

Jeff Dunham: José?
José Jalapeño: ¿Sí, Señor?
José Jalapeño: Are you legal to be in this country?
José Jalapeño: Sí, Señor, I have my green card.
Peanut: Yeah? Well, where is your green card?
José Jalapeño: It's in my other stick.
[Peanut and Jeff look at José, and then at José's stick and then at each other]
Peanut: Did you know he had another stick?
Jeff Dunham: I had no idea.
Peanut: You know what that means?
Jeff Dunham: What?
Peanut: It means that one comes out!
[Peanut examines José's stick again]
Peanut: Oh, my God!
Jeff Dunham: What?
Peanut: I thought it was just stuck up his ass!
Jeff Dunham: What's wrong?
Peanut: He doesn't have an ass! He's just a jalapeño!
José Jalapeño: On a stick!
Peanut: I know!

Jeff Dunham: So you did this all for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar.
















...Have You Ever...
[_] Smoked a cigarette
[_] Drank so much you threw up
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[_] Been arrested
[_] Gone on a blind date
[X] Skipped school
[ ] Seen someone die
[_] Been to Canada
[_] Been to Florida
[_] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been on a plane
[ Been lost
[_] Been on the opposite side of the country
[_] Gone to Washington , DC
[X] Swam in the ocean
[X] Felt like dying....
[X] Cried yourself to sleep
[X] Played cops and robbers
[X] Recently colored with crayons
[_] Sang karaoke badly
[ }paid for a mean with only coins
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[X] Made prank phone calls
[ }Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
[_] Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
[X] Danced in the rain
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[ }Been kissed under the mistletoe
[ }Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
[X] Blown bubbles
[X] Made a bonfire on the beach
[ }Crashed a party
[ }Gone roller-skating
[ }Ice-skating








[_] I'm single
[X]I'm in a relationship
[X}I've had someone cheat on me.
[_] I've gone on a blind date.
[_] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[_] have a fear of commitment.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[_] I've cheated in a relationship.
[_] I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
[_] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ }i've been molested and/or raped repeatdly by sumone i knew

Sexuality

[X] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x}I've had a crush on a teacher
[X] I am a cuddler.
[X] I love to flirt.
[X]I've been kissed in the rain. =]
[_] I've hugged a stranger.
[_] have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

[_]I am a terrible liar.
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ }I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[_] I've run a red light.
[ }I've been suspended from school.
[_] I've witnessed a crime.
[ }I've been in a fist fight.
[_] I've been arrested.
[ }I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

[ }I've consumed alcohol.
[_] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[_] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ }I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ }I take anti-depressants.
[_] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I'm addicted to adrenaline
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose
[X] I'm addicted to self harm
[X] I've woken up crying.
[X] I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide

[_] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[X] I've seen someone dying.
[X] Someone i no has attempted suicide.
[ }Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ }I've attempted suicide.


Random

[X] I can sing well.
[_] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[_] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[ }I am a morning person.
[_] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[_] I'm a snob about grammar.
[X] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair
[X} i have x's in my screen name
[_] I love being neat
[_] I love Spam
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well.
[_] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[_] I like Martha Stewart. (who??)
[_] I am in love with love.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[_] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[_]I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
[X] I bite my nails
[X] I play video games (
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[X] I'm good at remembering dates.
[_] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[X] My answers are totally honest

Repost this on your page and put X’s in the boxes that apply to you and _ that don’t