Xdying-angelx• Show poetry

This is my authors page... surprisingly

There's not really a lot I'm going to say about myself because there isn't really any point, but if you do want to know anything you can IM me, not that anyone is ever going to do that...

Her eyes look cold. I see hate. This blade sunk deep inside your wrist, it's not worth fighting, just resist

A bloodstained shirt, seductive smile, with eyes full of hate and murders in style. The sky turns red, the air is cold, with one last chance to do as I'm told

I'm in love with my old century fix and this needle can't be wrong, but I wonder, where do we go from here?

I won't pretend that everything's alright when it's not

B.I.T.C.H - Babe In Total Control of Herself hehehe


Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant,
"I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
"Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

I love that so much lol


Kewl people/Amazing writers on here:

- ME!!! - lol not really

- ----michael---- - allpoetry.com/----michael----

- Heart Break Kid - allpoetry.com/Heart%20Break%20Kid

- XxSuziexX - allpoetry.com/XxSuziexX

- My Life Is Endless - allpoetry.com/My%20Life%20Is%20Endless

- LxSER - allpoetry.com/LxSER

- Paint this Town Red - allpoetry.com/Paint%20this%20Town%20Red

- Oasis Rock - allpoetry.com/Oasis%20Rock

- Neko Mimi Mode Desu - allpoetry.com/Neko%20Mimi%20Mode%20Desu

- anyone - allpoetry.com/anyone

Will be adding more people to this list when I remember who they are... could take a while


My AP family! Yay! lol

- Silver Kitsune - Mina, my mum allpoetry.com/Silver%20Kitsune

- My Hidden Life - Lauren, my sister allpoetry.com/My%20Hidden%20Life

- marsinlovee - Marianne, my sister allpoetry.com/marsinlovee

- Blood-Red Roses - Kerri, my sister allpoetry.com/Blood-Red%20Roses

- DavetheDude - Dave, my brother allpoetry.com/DavetheDude

- DeathByFrootLoops - my cousin allpoetry.com/DeathByFrootLoops

- Silver Phoenix - Ryan, my cousin allpoetry.com/Silver%20Phoenix

- Crystal Lake - MaryAnn, my cousin allpoetry.com/Crystal%20Lake

- 1-Winged-Angel - Libbi, my aunt allpoetry.com/1-Winged-Angel

- Pink Absinthe - Ciaran, my uncle allpoetry.com/Pink%20Absinthe


More will be added soon


Random quotes that I like, well... I think most of them are really funny so you'd better read them lol. Sorry if I happened to have nicked any of these off your page


*If a guy tells u to suck it
Turn around, smile and say:
'It’s dangerous to put small objects in your mouth'*

*If a guy tells you to suck it say:
'see my personal assistant, she deals with the small things'*

*A day without sunshine is like, well, night*

*Change is inevitable except from a vending machine*

*Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it*

*I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe*

*You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you*

*Honk if you love peace and quiet*

*Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population*

*Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak*

*Everyone is entitled to be stupid; most people are abusing the privilege*

*They say before you die your whole life flashes before you - make it worth watching*

*Whoever said its best when it's sunny has never danced in the rain*

*Yeah I'm wierd but ya gotta love me for it*

*People like you make people like me need to take medication*

*My psychiatrist told me that I suffered from mental insanity but she was wrong - I enjoy every minute of it!*

*Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines*

*Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once*

*I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem*

*Just remember that if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off*

*I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory*

*You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is a chinese, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'*

*They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people*

*I'm a strong girl who keeps her stuff inline,
even with tears running down my face I manage
these two words - 'I'm fine'*

*Don’t tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon*

*Act weird and let them wonder*

*There's no tomorrow so how bout tonight*

*A good friend is someone who will bail your ass out of jail, but a best friend is the person in the cell next to you sayin... 'Damn that was fun!'*

*It's not premarital sex if you have no intentions of getting married* me...? nah... lol

*Nobody is perfect. I am nobody, therefor I'm perfect*

*If eyes are the windows to the soul, why are my eyes not black?*

*Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion*

*There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy*

*Everytime someone asks if im okay its just a reminder that im not*

*Bombing 4 peace is like fucking 4 virginity*

*Make love, not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns*

*Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest*

*Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it*

*Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up*

*Your village just called, their missing their idiot*

*Grow your own dope, plant a man*

*I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse?*

*I'm out of my mind...
Please leave a message*



Some of those are so funny... lol


Please read my poetry and comment, if you don't I'll search you out and come and do something really evil to you... like cover you in really really really sticky strawberry jam hehe

Muahahahahahahaha...




Oh and by the way I think life totally sucks and I'd rather not be here so... yeah