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Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
There is no global warming. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
When the boogey man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris was fixing his semi when he cut himself and a drop of blood fell into the engine. We now know that semi as Optimus Prime.
A man once told Chuck Norris an insulting joke. Chuck Norris raised his eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

An Irish man walked into a bar in Dublin. The bartender looked at him and said; "Do you like riddles?" The man replied "Aye, I do." "I have a good one. Tisn't me sister, and itain't me brother, but it's the child of me mother and father. Who is it?" The man thought for a moment. "I don't know, I can't get it." "Why, it's me of course!" exclaimed the bartender.
After his drink, the man got into a cab. He looked at the driver and said; "Do you like riddles?" The driver replied "Aye, I do." "I have a good one. Tisn't me sister, and itain't me brother, but it's the child of me mother and father. Who is it?" The driver said "That's easy, it's you." The man smiled and said, "Nay, it's a man in Dublin."

My favorite songs:

Waking the Demon by Bullet for my Valentine

HELPLESS
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FORM THE FEAR THAT'S INSIDE
YOU SEALED YOUR DEMISE WHEN YOU
TOOK WHAT WAS MINE
DON'T TRY TO STOP ME FROM AVENGING THIS WORLD
NO VOICE TO BE HEARD

Waking the demon
where'd ya run to?
Walking in shadows
watch the blood flow
There's not much longer
so don't try to fight
Your body's weakening
walk to the light
the painful times, so alone
so ashamed
im not coming back
THERE'S NOTHING TO GAIN

CAUTION
THERE'S JUST NO LIMITS TO THE BOUNDARIES YOU PUSH
I'VE WARNING YOU BUT STILL YOU JUST
FUCK WITH MY MIND
THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM THIS RAGE THAT I FEEL
NOTHING IS REAL

Waking the demon
where'd ya run to?
Walking in shadows
watch the blood flow
There's not much longer
so don't try to fight
Your body's weakening
walk to the light
the painful times, so alone
so ashamed
im not coming back
THERE'S NOTHING TO GAIN

Breathe for me
don't wake me from this slumber
stay with me
possession taking over (x2)


Coming Undone by KoRn

keep hoding on
when my brain's ticking like a bomb
guess the black thoughts have come
again to get me
sweet bitter words
unlike nothing i have heard
sing along, mocking bird
you don't affect me

that's right
deliverance of my heart
please strike
be deliberate

wait
i'm coming undone
irate
i'm coming undone
too late
i'm coming undone
one looks so strong so delicate
wait
i'm starting to suffocate
and soon i anticipate
i'm coming undone
one looks so strong so delicate

choke, choke again
i thought my demons were my freinds
getting me in the end,
they're out to get me
since i was young
i've tasted sorrow on my tongue
and this sweet sugar gun
does not protect me

that's right
trigger between my eyes
please strike
make it quick now

wait
i'm coming undone
irate
i'm coming undone
too late
i'm coming undone
one looks so strong so delicate
wait
i'm starting to suffocate
and soon i anticipate
i'm coming undone
one looks so strong so delicate

i'm
trying to hold it together
head is lighter than a feather
looks like i'm not getting better
not getting better

wait
i'm coming undone
irate
i'm coming undone
too late
i'm coming undone
one looks so strong so delicate
wait
i'm starting to suffocate
and soon i anticipate
i'm coming undone
one looks so strong so delicate

This stuff really pisses me off:

~I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up bunny.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bunny.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a bunny.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bunny.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bunny.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a bunny.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL ao I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.
Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong