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Hiaz. My name is . . . why the hell do you care?! Anywayz, look at my page. I know, it's a lot. If you don't, I will know . . . somehow. Besides, it's your fault for wanting to read it.



"I believe . . . that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them Vodka and have a party!"
-Ron White




Girl: "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?"
Boy: "No"
Girl: "Do You Like Me?"
Boy: "Not Really."
Girl: "Do You Want Me?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would You Cry If I Left?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would You Live For Me?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would You Do Anything For Me?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Choose- Me Or Your Life."
Boy: "My Life."
*The Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And The Boy Runs After Her And Says*
"The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Dont Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Dont Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldnt Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldnt Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason Im Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!"
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He gave her 12 roses. 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I'll love you untill the last one dies."
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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page!!
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a person you love, repost this onto your page
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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
1). Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob.
2). Tell him you’re looking for people to donate blood and ask if he would be so kind as to donate.
3). Tell him that you saw Mike Newton romancing Bella in the cafeteria on one or those days he went ‘camping’.
4). Scream and yell in public about him being a stalker watching Bella sleep every night and following her everywhere.
5). Tell him you think his piano playing is horrible and you think he’s tone deaf.
6). Go up to him and begin singing ‘I am a vampire’ by Antsy Pants as loud as you can.
7). Ask him out.
8). Then ask him how old he is.
9). Then drop your jaw and say ‘Oh my gawd, you’re OLD.’
10). Imagine him naked while following him around.
11). Tell him that *you* know what Bella’s thinking.
12). Try to take his pulse and then freak out when he doesn’t have any.
13). Throw Holy water on him while screaming something about an exorcism when you learn he’s a vampire.
14). Tell him he needs a tan and take him to a tanning salon.
15). Tell him that Bella and Mike make a cute couple.
16). Randomly stare at him and when he asks you what youre looking at, repeat # 9.
17). Go into his room and smash his CD collection, and when he comes in, point at the mess of broken CD’s on the floor and say “ Lookie, shiny.”
18). Sit in the back seat of his car and yell at him to slow down, commenting on his driving in between screams.
19). Call him a stupid, shiny Volvo owner.
20). Tell him you think he’s a sex god.
21). Then laugh and joke about him being a virgin.
22). Then call him the one-hundred and seven year old virgin.
23). Everytime he’s near you, leap in front of a car and scream at him, asking to be saved.
24). Ask him why everyone in his family has more muscles than he.
25). Run around with a lighter threatening to set him on fire if he comes any closer.
26). Show him a picture of Robert Pattinson and laugh at their resemblance.
27). Tell him Bella went to Italy to have Aro turn her into a vampire.
28). When he’s in Italy go up to him and say “Just kidding”.
29). Begin to sing the Llama song, but change the words to“ here’s a Cullen, there’s a Cullen, and another little Cullen, fuzzy Cullen, funny Cullen, Cullen, Cullen, truck!” right in his ear.
30). Ask him to turn you into a vampire.
31). When he tells you “no”, beg him and threaten him with Bella’s life.
32). When he finally agrees to bite you, whisper “I can’t wait till Bella hears this”.
33). When he bites you, scream in agonizing pain while asking him “How could you do this to a perfect little girl like me?”
34). Once you change into a vampire, go up to Edward and tell him you bit Bella.
35). Tell him that he was right and her blood does smell amazing and you were unable to resist, sorry.
36). Tell him that you can now read his mind and that he should be ashamed at the . . . . Graphic ways he pictures Bella.
37). Laugh when he explains himself and shake your head, saying you were only joking.
38). Tell him in public that you’ve seen him and Jacob sneaking around at night.
39). Wink at him when you do number 38.
40). Push him into the sun and start singing “Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend”.
41). Tell him that he looks cold ask if you should get him a space heater.
42). Watch “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” and every time Cedric comes in the screen, scream “Cedward” at the top or your lungs.
43). Begin to use large and elegant words for an entire conversation, then ask him what you meant.
44). Kiss him and don’t pull away even when he tries to push you off.
45). Every time Bella comes into the room jump on Edward’s back and whisper into his ear “I’ll be your spider monkey”.
46). Buy him “blood pops” from Hogsmeade (Harry Potter reference)
47). Call him a “leach” or “bloodsucker”.
48). Question about why he has a cross in his home if he’s a vampire.
49). Go to the back of the Cullen house and continuously throw rocks at their glass paned windows.
50). Throw garlic at him while screaming “DIE DIE DIE”.
51). Purchase a “Bite me” Tee Shirt from Twilight Tees and wear it everywhere.
52). Run around picturing yourself naked.
53). Following him around all day, knowing that he can read your mind.
54). Run around picturing Bella naked.
55). Sit next to him in class and every time he looks at you, run a hand through your hair and let the sent of your blood wash over him. Or ask Mr. Banner to turn on the Giant Fan!
56). Giggle randomly and when he asks you what your problem is, repeat number 44.
57). Ask him what happened to Cedric at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Inquire that Carlisle is actually Voldemort in disguise and Voldemort is really a vampire who attacked Cedric instead of killing him therefore, Edward Cullen.
58). Invite him to a bonfire at La Push.
59). Shove him over the boundary line.
60). Make him watch the 40 year old virgin.
61). Smile at him every 5 minutes while doing number 60.
62). Buy him a pet dog and name it Jacob Black.
63). Tell Tanya Edward decided to take her back.
64). Video that cat fight between Bella and Tanya.
65). Post the video on YouTube.
66). Force him to eat human food.
67). Tell Rosalie that he thinks she’s ugly.
68). Sit back and watch the result of number 67.
69). Have Emmett challenge him to an arm wrestling match.
70). Get Mike Newton and Jacob Black to crash his wedding.
71). Sing “Seventeen Forever” by Metro Station.
72). Stab him with a pencil.
73). For Halloween, pour glitter on your face and walk around going “I’m Edward Cullen”.
74). Call him your “Cuddly Wuddly Eddicans”.
75). Ask him about Dracula, you know, his distant cousin?
76). Talk about how great Jacob is, how much you love Jacob, and how Jacob is a better choice for him than Bella.
77). Tell him that he would be better off if he just ate Bella because, well, it’s just going to happen anyway.
78). Cut your finger then run up to him and shove it in his face.
79). When he tells you to get away, push it back in his face and say “You *sure* you don’t want it?”
80). Make a shirt that says “I kissed a wolf”, on the front and “And I think I liked it”, on the back and force him to wear it.
81). Go up to him and stare at him for a really long time.
82). When he asks you what you’re looking at, ask him if he’s that guy from Harry Potter.
83). Say “I’m not scared of you.”
84). Ask him why he doesn’t have a cool scar on his head. (Harry Potter reference)
85). Sit next to him in Biology and stare at him the whole time.
86). While in Biology, make yourself faint at the first mention of blood.
87). Drive slow.
88). When he says that he and Bella are getting married, look up and go “OMG, Bella, are you preggo?”
89). When the wedding comes, invite the entire La Push pack.
90). When he gets mad, cry and fling yourself at him, swearing you were only trying to help.
91). For the reception, theme all the plates and cup decorations Harry Potter.
92). Scold him for going out with Bella who’s soooo much younger than him.
93). But Bella a Team Jacob shirt.
94). Buy him a Team Jacob shirt.
95). Spend hours making meals and offer him to eat them.
96). When he refuses, get all upset and run away crying.
97). Convince him to join the track team.
98). Run around singing “Bella and Edward sitting in a tree. H-U-N-T-I-N-G!”
99). Slip love note into his school locker and sign them Jacob Black.
100). Force him to read New Moon.
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Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Jasmine married a common thief
Ariel walked on land for love & life, Snow White barely escaped the knife
It was all about blood, sweat, & tears because love means facing your
BIGGEST FEARS
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32 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Pee in the sink and see if anyone notices
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
10. Make farting noises as you pass a group of people and blame it on them
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volume up high!
12. Steal an item from someone’s cart while their looking, see what happens
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
15. Put M&M's on layaway.
16. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
17. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
18. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Bat cave!"
19. TP as much of the store as possible.
20. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
21. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
22. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
23. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
24. Take bets on the battle described above.
25. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
26. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
27. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
28. When some one-steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
29. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
30. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no!" It's those voices again!"
31. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
32. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stall mate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting. More floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drops the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on Me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.
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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
27) Everytime the doors start to close open them again and say " If they close we may never get out.... like the others"
28) Press every single button that lights up and keep pressing them. Then smile sheepishly at someone and say "I'm afraid of the dark."
29) Hit the top floor button then ask somene to hold your hand because you hate heights.
30) When your alone on the elevator and another person comes in and they find somewhere to stand yell at them and tell them they are crushing your friend. Do that for everywhere they stand.
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Some of the funniest things I have ever heard.

"No! I won't go to hell! I've got a restraing order."
"I GOT STUPID VISION!"
"Do not make me throw a possum at your face."
"If you read this...you're finished reading."
"It'll be funnier than a penguin playing a banjo."
"He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants, don't you?"
"I don't need to 'get a life'. I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives."
"I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock...or something."
"If I wake up with marker on my face...I'll stab you!"
"Bring out your inner ninja."
"No, as a matter of fact, you did not do my mom last night. Thanks."
"Every time I go to the doctors, I get a jacket. A straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself."
"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."
"I've got A.D.D. and magic markers. Oh, the thrills I will have."
"Hi. I'll eat you if you make me mad."
"The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf."
"I am a loud man with a very large hat! This means I am in charge!"
"You are hot, sexy, and nice. Oops, sorry, wrong person."
"I dreamt of you last night... you were screaming and you had a toothpick in your eye."
"You're a great friend but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you."

It is better to look stupid and keep your mouth shut than to open it and prove it.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them.
And you have their shoes.
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{Press the Big Red Button. It's for your own good.}
http://www.toysforyourblog.com/games/bigred/
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*~*~*~*~ LMFAO*~*~*~*~
She Was Sooooooooo Stupid:
· -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
· -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
· -she thought a quarterback was a refund.
· -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
· -she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
· -she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
· -she thought General Motors was in the army.
· -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
· -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
· -she tripped over a cordless phone.
· -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
· -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
· -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
· -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
· -she studied for a blood test.
· -she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
· -she sold the car for gas money!
· -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
· -when she went to the airport & saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
· -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
· -she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
· -if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
· -she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
· -she had a shirt that said "TGIF ," which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front."
· -she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease
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C'mon, you know you have!!! It's okay, I have too.
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I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun; I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty; I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch; I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals; I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage; I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive; I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth; I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy; I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life; I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all; I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay; I'm PACIFIC ISLANDER, so I MUST be lazy; I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay; I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party; I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun; I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty; I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart; I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy; I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS; I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist; I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control; I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat; I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people; I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible; I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed; I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay; I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash; I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy; I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants; I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem; I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store; I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister; I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up bitch; I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bitch; I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut; I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs; I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive; I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob; I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz; I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend; I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars; I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border; I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bitch; I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bitch; I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat; I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin; I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention; I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual; I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist; I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut; I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer; I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser; I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool; I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi; I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO; I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT; I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited; I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy; I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy; I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction; I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy; I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot; I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay; I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic; I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich; I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino; I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo; I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian or a dyke; I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~
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Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A Fucking Soup Can!

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HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
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- I am the girl who is afraid to explore how she feels
- I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing obation for his courage.
- I am the girl who kisses her girlfriend on the sidewalk and laughs at those who glare.
- We are the couple who planned and studied and got a damn good lawyer and BEAT the state that wanted to take our child away.
- We are the ones who took martial arts classes and carry pepper spray and are just too dangerous to gaybash.
- I am the transgendered person who uses the bathroom that suits me, and demands that any complaining staff explain their complaint to my face in front of the entire restaurant -- and shares with my other trans friends which restaurants /don't/ raise a stink.
- I am the mother who told her lesbian daughter to invite her girlfriend over for dinner.
- I am the father who punished his son for calling you a fag.
- I am the preacher who told my congregation that love, not hate, is the definition of a true follower of God.
- I am making a difference. Hate will NOT win.
- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
- I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
- I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
- We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
- I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
- I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
- I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
- I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
- We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
- I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
- I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says - I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
- I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
- I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
- I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
- I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
- I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
- I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
- I am the daughter who cries herself to sleep because my parents think I am a freak for being what I am
- I am the boy that dares to be myself and not worry what others think. I am also the boy that probably won't make it past 25.
REPOST THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
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Love is love
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HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Isn't so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?!!?

keep on laughing

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE
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RACISM IS WRONG!!!

*A black woman walks into a resturaunt and orders some food. The waitress, who is white, refuses to serve her, saying she is colored. The woman looked at her and said:

When I was born, I was black.
When I grow up, I'm black.
When I go into the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I get sick I'm black.
When I die, I'm still black.
But you,
When you were born, you were pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in the sun, you're red.
When you're cold, you're blue.
When you're scared, you're yellow.
When you get sick, you're green.
And, when you die, you're gray.
And you're calling me colored??
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GIVE ME A FRICKIN HUG!!! please?
http://www.toxin.org/cgi-bin/hugs.cgi
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Here is my friend Destiny's Playlist. She has a lot of random songs on it, just so you know. You may not like some songs, but I do, so who cares?
http://www.playlist.com/playlist/11646556171/standalone
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Love or be in Love with? There is a difference, you know.

I believe that the soul is immortal.
It is the first point of wisdom, to ward off evil; and since you are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.

Love
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Sorry - feel obligated - don't want to hurt - afraid to
Love, yes, but not as much as your capable of.
Afraid to, or can't?!
Just Love, or Love that means need and want too.
Life is good and, I feel sure, will always be, but everything
takes on a new meaning & is of greater importance
When you're part of it.