XXBipolarXx• Show poetry

Hi. I am Tye. Im a mediocore poet. Who just wastes space on this earth. I never knew how to be okay. This bipolar consumes me, I succumb to it. This anxiety knaws at my sanity. It creeps up at any given moment, with little regard to what I want, or need. I am an outcast amongst my peers. The one who never quite fit in. Who never will really fit in, and its sad. Im going to high school next year. I got accepted to High School Of/For Graphic Communication Arts. And I dont wanna go. I want to stay in my house where the dangers of the world cannot get me. I dont even know why im typing this. I mean, im sorry. For wasting your time with my whinny issues. With my pointless 'woe is me' sorrows. Im a spoiled brat. I know. I get everything I want, and I still bitch and moan. Im sorry. Im sorry to my sister, Im sorry to my mother. I know im a sad excuse for a human being. But there is one thing im proud about. I truly believe, ive given up cutting. It may be the years of therapy or the months of abilify (medicine). Im not sure. But i dont think ill ever ease open my skin with a seventy five cent razor again. Im a dork with braces. Im a loser to the highet extent. And if people knew the real me. They'd hate me.

Im sorry mommy, for being me.
I love you.
-Tyleah




*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road.*
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!



Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.

* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.




my ap.....
mom: poetrydove
dad: bloodyneo
brother:wolf-angel
aunt:lesbianshavemorefun
girlfriend: bre-hart-loveable(cant remember her new screen name)
sister: fire rose
uncle: diabetic boy
grandma:trista
other auntie:anyajoellienne

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fuck them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian or a dyke.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~




Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others

[if you suport emos or are emo add this to you page




Below is Mr. Bunny.
Please paste him on your homepage
to help him on his mission to
DOMINATE the world!!!!!
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HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

If you believe that homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this onto your author page.

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QUOTES-

GOD MADE ME A CANNIBLE TO FIX PROBLEMS LIKE YOU.
-ANGELSPIT

WHOEVER SAID NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE...NEVER TRIED SLAMMING A REVOLVING DOOR.

YOU CAN NEVER MAKE EVRYONE HAPPY.SO WHY NOT PISS EVERYONE OFF?

WE ARE THE HATED.WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER OR WE'LL FALL APART.

YOU HAVE ONE ADVANTAGE OVER ME....YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND I CAN'T.

YOU LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M STRANGE.I LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID.


TREAT EVERYONE THE SAME...'TILL YOU FIND OUT THEY'RE AN IDIOT.

THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF EVERY TUNNEL.... JUST PRAY IT'S NOT A TRAIN.

LIFE ISN'T A GARDEN.... SO STOP BEING A HOE.

TRADGEDY IS WHEN I CUT MY FINGER.COMEDY IS WHEN YOU FALL INTO AN OPEN SEWER AND DIE

THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY LACK OF ALCOHOL.

EXCUSE ME...HAVE YOU SEEN MY SANITY?....I THINK I LOST IT

THERE ARE PEOPLE I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR... AND PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO PUT A BULLET IN.

SINNING WOULDN'T BE SO POPULAR IF IT'S WAGES WERE PAID IMMEDIATELY

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT ME TO DO IT, HE WOULD HAVE STOPPED ME.

THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU MAY HAVE CREATED MY PAST, AND SCREWED UP MY PRESENT, BUT YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY FUTURE.

MOST PEOPLE LEARN FROM OBSERVATOIN, AND THERE ARE THE FEW WHO LEARN FROM EXPERIMENTATION AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO ACTUALLY TOUCH THE FIRE TO SEE IF IT'S REALLY HOT.

JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT BUT KEEP THE VERDICT TO YOURSELF.

EVERY 10 SECONDS A WOMAN IS GIVING BIRTH....SHE MUST BE FOUND AND STOPPED.

BEHIND EVERY DAMSEL IS A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON.

EVERYONE HAS MUSIC IN THEM.ONLY THE TALENTED HAVE THE ABILITY TO SHARE IT WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD.



Randomosity-

Blossom-It makes sense if its sense im making.
Tyleah-Wtf.
Blossom-You are such an idiot.
S I L E N C E
Lizzy-Yall some crackheads.
Tyleah-When the fuck you got here?

Tyleah-Do all painters paint?
Blossom-What the hell?
Tyleah-I meant do all artists paint?
Blossom-Touch my infected finger betch.
*Tyleah gags*

Tyleah-Danna you smell like pee.
Danna-I just peed.
Tyleah-What the fuck?? Where.
Danna-On your cat.
Tyleah-I dont have a cat...
*Danna Laughs hysterically.*
*Tyleah stares worridly*

Cornelius-Lick my left nut.
TYleah-sure.
Cornelius-dude your fuckin gross.
Tyleah-No, im a fine motherfucker watch me back that ass up.
Blossom-ho ho ho ho (thats her laugh)

Mr.Anderson-Who else is absent from the class?
Jordan-Dominique
Tyleah-MAN!!!!
SILENCE
Jordan-im telling her you said that...

Dominique-...Yeah and his name was tahj
Tyleah-Is he indian?
Dominique-No hes fat
SILENCE
Tyleah-What?!

Tyleah-Mommy, Blossom told me to lick her nuggets.
Mommy-Um. Okay.
Tyleah-I want YOU to lick my nugget from the east to the west.
Sela-North to the south?
Tyleah-Put your nuggets in and shake em all about!
Mommy-Get the hell out of my face...
Tyleah-Not till you lick these!
(SLAP)
Tyleah-Ow (whispers) [Bitch.]

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


roses are red

violets are blue

God made me pretty

But what the fuck happend to you

I'm one of those people you see danceing in the middle of wal-mart

I think Myspace is stupid

If you like pink GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like gummy bears because they can't Bite back

And I LIKE POKING PEOPLE!!!!!!

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IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF ALL BUGS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.


Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofir

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you jsut see two reveiws, paste this in your profile

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, bitch , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.


Post this if you would rather have a few friends who you can trust, or a lot of friends with few you can trust?

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile




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[Put This On Your Page If you Were Abused Or Are Against Any Form Of It!]

My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I werent ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.

When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car

My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called

I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes

Im so afraid now
I starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,

I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late

His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again

O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and dont pass it on

I pray for your forgivness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem

And because u r effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!



CHILD ABUSE IS WRONG


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"A bunny, her eyes are taped wide open, and a stinging liquid (Laundry Detergent), is slowly dripped into her open eyes. The test was/is done to see how much laundry detergent is needed, before the animal goes blind, or her eyes are completely burned out. The test showed: Laundry detergent is damaging when splashed into eyes. Really? No way!"
ANIMAL TESTING IS SO WRONG!!!! Post this on your page if you agree.




RACISM IS WRONG!!!

*A black woman walks into a resturaunt and orders some food. The waitress, who is white, refuses to serve her, saying she is colored. The woman looked at her and said:

When I was born, I was black.
When I grow up, I'm black.
When I go into the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I get sick I'm black.
When I die, I'm still black.

But you,

When you were born, you wre pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in the sun, you're red.
When your cold, you're blue.
When your scared, you're yellow.
When you get sick, you're green.
And, when you die, you're gray.

And you're calling me colored??






♥~Proud To Be Myself Not Anyone Else~♥


98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, put this in your profile.


92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their asses off, put this in your profile.


92% of teens have moved onto rap(money, sex, and cars?!). If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music then put this in your profile.




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Here is Mr. Bunny. Put him on your page if you want him to continue his quest for world domination!!!!!!!!!!!!

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c('')('') <=== Mr. Bunny Dude just chillin.
Yo, mr.bunny is a gangster sunnnnnnn!!!(omg what was that?)


The more I think,
The more I cry.
The more I cut,
The quicker I'll die...?

Sharp Razor: 5.00$
Towel: 2.00$
New long sleeved shirt: 10.00$
Bleeding yourself to sleep: PRICELESS ?

ONE! Im biting my tounge.
TWO! Hes kissing on you.
THREE! Oh, why cant you see?
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!

-Those black kids-

'You are the girl, that ive been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl.'

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.
~~~Put this on your profile if your sick of stereotypes~~~

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20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'(XDDDD niiiice)


2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'(._. oh gawd)


3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'( nice )


5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'


6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'


7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.(oh my gawd!!!!!)


8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'


9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'


10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'


11. Say, 'Interesting.. more floaters than sinkers.'


12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'


13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'


14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.


15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.


16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'


17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.


18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'


20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.




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