i write funny poems.
my favorite quotes (that i said) are:
"The arrow has deceived me before"
"I would know. I am santa claus"
"what the funk?"
"You heard it from me! go tell your friends!"
"I am verploot"
my philosophies for life:
It's your opinion that really matters, but it's my opion that really matters to me.
it takes a lot of patience to be lazy. I'm too patient to (insert chore here)
an exploded car is better than no car at all
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go to my websites at www.xanga.com/thunderstruckacdc and www.williamgodbe.com and www,myspace.com/das_lotionman and www.verklaufterwafterhuftenschusten.com (that one doesnt really exist, just to tell you)
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heres my impression of Julia Child:
(in a high voice) "make a rouex. have a glass of wine. make another rouex. have another glass of wine. debone the chicken. oooh! ive cut myself"
thank you. thank you. please, hold your applause.
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Thoughts about myself:
You all know me as a man who sits at the computer and writes about the first word that comes to his mind, a man who devotes his life to either making you laug, gross you out, or make you feel better about yourself in comparison to me. But one question looms: what does willay think of himself? I took a while pondering over this issue, and finally decided that I am quite simply the best poet ever. why it took me so long to come up with such a simple and obvious answer as that one, I do not know.
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Music
songs:
10: Little Wing, The Jimi Hendrix Experience
9: Thunderstruck, AC/DC
8: Can't Stand losing you, The Police
7: Some Postman, Presidents of the United States of America
6: Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd
5: Jump, Van Halen
4: If you Want Blood (You've Got it)
3: Rainbow in the Dark, Dio
2: Immigrant Song, Led Zeppelin
1: Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
Bands:
10: Jimi Hendrix (solo)
9: The Who
8: KISS
7: The Police
6: The Rolling Stones
5: Queen
4: the beatles
3: Led Zeppelin
2: Pink Floyd
1: AC/DC
guitarists:
10: Kurt Cobain, Nirvana
9: Keith Richards, Rolling Stones
8: Duane Allman, The Allman Brothers
7: Steve Vai, Independant
6: Ritchie Blackmore, Deep Purple
5: Eric Clapton, Cream/Independant/Derek and the Dominoes
4: Angus Young, AC/DC
3: Eddie Van Halen
2: Jimmy Page, Led Zeppelin
1: Jimi hendrix, the jimi Hendrix experience
Drummers:
10: Danny Carey, Tool
9: Stewart Copeland, The Police
8: Mike Shrieve, Santana
7: Mike Portnoy, Dream Theatre
6: Ginger Baker, Cream
5: Buddy Rich, Independant
4: Terry Bozio, Frank Zappa/ Independant
3: Neil Peart, Rush
2: Keith Moon, The Who
1: John bonham, Led Zeppelin
guitar solos:
10: Jimmy Page, Led Zeppelin: Heartbreaker
9: Eric Clapton, Cream: Crossroads
8: Fon Felder/Joe Walsh, The Eagles: Hotel California
7: Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix: Little Wing
6: Eric Clapton, Cream: White room
5: Ritchie Blackmore, Deep Purple: Highway Star
4: David Gilmour, Pink Floyd: Comfortably numb
3: Jimmy page, led Zeppelin: Stairway to Heaven
2: Eddie Van Halen, Van Halen: Eruption
1: Jimi Hendrix, The Jimi Hendrix Experience: All along the watchtower
Drum Solos:
10: Ringo Starr, the Beatles: The end
9: Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown: Funky Drummer
8: Bill Ward, Black Sabbath: Rat Salad
7: Biddy Rich, N/A: Stick Trick
6: Mike Shrieve, Santana: Soul Sacrifice
5: Tery Bozio, Frank Zappa: The Black Page
4: Neil Peart, Rush: O'baterista
3: Danny Carey, Tool: Ticks and Leeches
2: Ginger Baker, Cream: Toad
1: John Bonham, Led Zeppelin: Moby dick
Vocalists:
10: David bowie, David Bowie
9: Axl Rose, Guns n' Roses
8: Ian Gillan, Deep Purple
7: Stevie Wonder, Stevie WOnder
6: Steve Perry, Journey
5: John Lennon, The Beatles
4: Roger Daltrey, The Who
3: Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin
2: Freddie Mercury, Queen
2: Jim Morrison, the Doors
(Jim Morrison and Freddie Mercury are tied)
Albums:
10: Nevermind, Nirvana
9: Tommy, The Who
8: Animals, Pink Floyd
7: A night at the opera, Queen
6: Wish you were here, Pink Floyd
5: Sgt Peppers lonely hearts club band, the Beatles
4: Back in Black, AC/DC
3: The Wall, Pink Floyd
2: IV/Zoso, Led Zeppelin
1: Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd
my favorite quotes (that i said) are:
"The arrow has deceived me before"
"I would know. I am santa claus"
"what the funk?"
"You heard it from me! go tell your friends!"
"I am verploot"
my philosophies for life:
It's your opinion that really matters, but it's my opion that really matters to me.
it takes a lot of patience to be lazy. I'm too patient to (insert chore here)
an exploded car is better than no car at all
__________________________________________________________________________
go to my websites at www.xanga.com/thunderstruckacdc and www.williamgodbe.com and www,myspace.com/das_lotionman and www.verklaufterwafterhuftenschusten.com (that one doesnt really exist, just to tell you)
__________________________________________________________________________
heres my impression of Julia Child:
(in a high voice) "make a rouex. have a glass of wine. make another rouex. have another glass of wine. debone the chicken. oooh! ive cut myself"
thank you. thank you. please, hold your applause.
__________________________________________________________________________
Thoughts about myself:
You all know me as a man who sits at the computer and writes about the first word that comes to his mind, a man who devotes his life to either making you laug, gross you out, or make you feel better about yourself in comparison to me. But one question looms: what does willay think of himself? I took a while pondering over this issue, and finally decided that I am quite simply the best poet ever. why it took me so long to come up with such a simple and obvious answer as that one, I do not know.
__________________________________________________________________________
Music
songs:
10: Little Wing, The Jimi Hendrix Experience
9: Thunderstruck, AC/DC
8: Can't Stand losing you, The Police
7: Some Postman, Presidents of the United States of America
6: Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd
5: Jump, Van Halen
4: If you Want Blood (You've Got it)
3: Rainbow in the Dark, Dio
2: Immigrant Song, Led Zeppelin
1: Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
Bands:
10: Jimi Hendrix (solo)
9: The Who
8: KISS
7: The Police
6: The Rolling Stones
5: Queen
4: the beatles
3: Led Zeppelin
2: Pink Floyd
1: AC/DC
guitarists:
10: Kurt Cobain, Nirvana
9: Keith Richards, Rolling Stones
8: Duane Allman, The Allman Brothers
7: Steve Vai, Independant
6: Ritchie Blackmore, Deep Purple
5: Eric Clapton, Cream/Independant/Derek and the Dominoes
4: Angus Young, AC/DC
3: Eddie Van Halen
2: Jimmy Page, Led Zeppelin
1: Jimi hendrix, the jimi Hendrix experience
Drummers:
10: Danny Carey, Tool
9: Stewart Copeland, The Police
8: Mike Shrieve, Santana
7: Mike Portnoy, Dream Theatre
6: Ginger Baker, Cream
5: Buddy Rich, Independant
4: Terry Bozio, Frank Zappa/ Independant
3: Neil Peart, Rush
2: Keith Moon, The Who
1: John bonham, Led Zeppelin
guitar solos:
10: Jimmy Page, Led Zeppelin: Heartbreaker
9: Eric Clapton, Cream: Crossroads
8: Fon Felder/Joe Walsh, The Eagles: Hotel California
7: Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix: Little Wing
6: Eric Clapton, Cream: White room
5: Ritchie Blackmore, Deep Purple: Highway Star
4: David Gilmour, Pink Floyd: Comfortably numb
3: Jimmy page, led Zeppelin: Stairway to Heaven
2: Eddie Van Halen, Van Halen: Eruption
1: Jimi Hendrix, The Jimi Hendrix Experience: All along the watchtower
Drum Solos:
10: Ringo Starr, the Beatles: The end
9: Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown: Funky Drummer
8: Bill Ward, Black Sabbath: Rat Salad
7: Biddy Rich, N/A: Stick Trick
6: Mike Shrieve, Santana: Soul Sacrifice
5: Tery Bozio, Frank Zappa: The Black Page
4: Neil Peart, Rush: O'baterista
3: Danny Carey, Tool: Ticks and Leeches
2: Ginger Baker, Cream: Toad
1: John Bonham, Led Zeppelin: Moby dick
Vocalists:
10: David bowie, David Bowie
9: Axl Rose, Guns n' Roses
8: Ian Gillan, Deep Purple
7: Stevie Wonder, Stevie WOnder
6: Steve Perry, Journey
5: John Lennon, The Beatles
4: Roger Daltrey, The Who
3: Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin
2: Freddie Mercury, Queen
2: Jim Morrison, the Doors
(Jim Morrison and Freddie Mercury are tied)
Albums:
10: Nevermind, Nirvana
9: Tommy, The Who
8: Animals, Pink Floyd
7: A night at the opera, Queen
6: Wish you were here, Pink Floyd
5: Sgt Peppers lonely hearts club band, the Beatles
4: Back in Black, AC/DC
3: The Wall, Pink Floyd
2: IV/Zoso, Led Zeppelin
1: Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd
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lordmonkey on August 20, 2006"i have no fuckin idea what shredding and pentatonic scales are."
As you would say, wow. That just screams "credibility". But seriously, have you ever really listened to one of Angus Young's solos? (Do you even know what a vibrato is?) Whenever Angus Young held a note for more than two goddamn seconds he played a vibrato with it. Now see, the vibratos in Comfortably Numb are good, but they're also the best David Gilmour ever played. (Oh, and did you listen to Whole Lotta Rosie?) If you played the guitar, I'd tell you to listen to You Shook Me All Night Long. The notes fit perfectly with the chord progression beneath them. That may well be the easiest solo Angus Young ever played, but it was brilliant. David Gilmour's best guitar work was in Money. You need to listen to Led Zeppelin. Jimmy Page is an infinitely better guitarist than David Gilmour.
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willay on August 6, 2006i highly disagree with both of those comments. IV has stairway to heaven, rock and roll, black dog, and misty mountain hop, and back in black has back in black, hells bells, hoot to thrill, rock n' roll aint noise pollution, and you shook me all night long. Plus, I like the brian johnson-era AC/DC more than the bon scott-era AC/DC
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willay on August 6, 2006Ok, first of all let me say that no studio solo that angus young ever did is worthy of a top 10. his live solos are great, sure, but i don't find any of his studio solos very good. I will give you that the first solo on comfortably numb is not incredible, but is still decent. the second, however, is incredible. it wouldn't be on my list if i didn't think it was. Sure, it's not that fast, but speed isn't what makes it good. it's good becuase it's melodic, because of the way the notes are maintained, and, yes, the vibratos. what you said about angus young and jimmy page using more vibratos is total bullshit. and you yourself have said that the solo is good because of the vibratos (not that that's the only reason why it's good). and i don't have access to all of those led zeppelin songs you listed (except for dazed and confused), so I'm not gonna say anything about those. and i have no fuckin idea what shredding and pentatonic scales are.
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lordmonkey on August 6, 2006Albums:
10: Nevermind, Nirvana
9: Tommy, The Who
8: Animals, Pink Floyd
7: A night at the opera, Queen
6: Wish you were here, Pink Floyd
5: Sgt Peppers lonely hearts club band, the Beatles
4: Back in Black, AC/DC
3: The Wall, Pink Floyd
2: IV/Zoso, Led Zeppelin
1: Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd
No. The fourth Led Zeppelin album was inferior to Led Zeppelins I, II, and possibly III and Physical Graffiti. And Back In Black is overrated and is inferior to just about every album Bon Scott made.
