Western morning• Show poetry

introducer: "ladies and gentlepeople! the following play now follows! Enjoy"

peoson one "I demand the right to a personal opinion"

person two "me too"

person three "and me"

person four "i concurr"

person one "shut up"

person who dosent matter "I think..."

person one, two, three and four "shut up"

person one "why cant we just think differently?"

person two "i agree, we should"

person three "me too"

person four "please help me, person who dosent matter, i have a sudden nasal pain"

person who dosent matter "will you be my friend then?"

person four "shut up"











person one: "Hihi! i decided that i was bored with the hugeness of my authorpage soooooooo..... *impressive fanfare*  ive started again!"

person who dosent matter: "Im apoet and
i didnt even realise"*

*if you dont get this, dont worry because your not missing much.

all other persons: "shut up"

person three: "Ive loved poems all my life,l and used to write in a pretty regular style with exact rhythm and rhyme, but as poetry changed through the ages into a more condensed and well, good style so has mine. Nowadays i use rhyme only really for effect, and same with other things... and wellllll heres some peoms (after part the second)"

person four "Ooh and i LOVE music and stuff like that. I play the harp oficcialy and the guitar, keyboard, penny whistle, piano (mega loads better than keyboard), wooden block, drainpipe, watering can, water main, pair of rocks, organ, organ pipe on its own, and most other things i can make a noise from unoficially. I also "borrowed" a cello in orchestra once and pretended to play it for a bit till the conductor noticed that i wasnt playing the harp. (it was nothing to do with the extraordinary squeaking coming from the cello"

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Part the second
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person four "It is my conclusion that after intense thought and much juxtaposition of ideas that i should insert a guide to some of my poems hrer (<<<thats wrong). "


person who dosent matter "Right, i was gonna put a bit about all my poems, but just imagine that because i fell it would bore you.
Ill do this instead:"

all other persons "shut up"

person three "(Poems that are not listed are probaly not worth reading)"

person one "Poems about life:
Time
One lunchtime playing football
A world of water
The oodlings of Oli part one
I"n shock
The city at night  (this isnt a poem)
The invisible man
Streams"

person two "Poems about stuff:
A couple of chapters from a book me and a friend are writing cos i thought you could all tell me how (not a poem either)"

person three "Personal stuff:
E moi boi
A string, life   (wooooooo! it has a harp in)
Oh dear this is the title
Behind a suffocaing smile
The inner flame     (this was a bit too experimental i fear)"


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Part the third~the best till last
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person four" Read these peoples stuff, they are rather good
BlooKazoo  (now called summit do do with cemetrys... CMETRY DRIVE i think, but it got summit to do with cemetrys....... or prehaps not, i dunno.
Heart Break Kid
Can You Hear Me oooooooh hes now called "my name is Jack" last time i spoke to him i called him phil though...
x dark fairie x
Silver-Shadow she has more names~ beware"

persojn who dosent matter" If i forgot anybody SORRYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont hurt me, pleese."

all oter persons "shut up"

person four "i still have the nasal pain"

person who dosent matter "was it the pepper you snorted?"

person three "shut up"

person two "do you think it could be because you snorted pepper?"

person four "possibly, what a splendedly clear thinking idea!"

person one "can i offer anybody some tea?"

all other persons  "oh yes please person one dahling!"

all persons who matter except person one "shut up person who dosent matter who said you could have any tea"

person one "in fact i offered it to everyone..."

person who dosent matter "yay! I love you!!!"

person one "...who maateres"

person who dosent matter *cries*