AHHHH! So I’ve pretty much concluded that my page is NOT FREAKIN COOL ENOUGH! So… NAH! Just eat it, aight? Ooo I’m gangsta now. Woot! So I’m pretty much a carefree chickydoo, rollin down my windows in the freezing cold, blasting the heater, and screaming to techno music that pours out of my car like Ramen noodles when you overcook them on the stove.
I’m pretty flippin random if you haven’t noticed. My analogies probably only make sense to me and the people that associate with me on a regular basis. In the wise words of a friend, I swear to crack I’m not on Jesus!
I enjoy things like:
• Sleeping on the couch
• Rolling on pavement in the rain
• Getting buried in the snow
• Sleeping on trampolines
• Eating Ramen, homemade brownies, pizza, over sugared kool-aid, and cinnamon rolls at 6 ‘o clock in the morning, not necessarily in the order
• Screaming at the top of my lungs
• Making dance videos to techno music
• Feeling high on life
• Getting strangers to sign my pants
• Kidnapping carnival workers
• Singing like there’s no tomorrow
• Telling people funny shiz
• Playing the high five game
• And Topher’s reaction when I tell him “I think I have to poop”
"I always wanted to tell you that everything is alright, but the words fell off my lips as I incinerated, realizing it wasn't." - Unknown Author
Random ass quotes:
Me: Oh, I'd tap that like my life was ending. (TAYLOR LAUTNER all sexied up in previews and whatnot)
Randa: Oh! OW! OUCH!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!!
Me: You know, I said that my first time too...
Me: My boobs grew!
Topher: They should have their own zip code
Me: They do. It's 67 WHOA JEEZUS!
Me: I tried to suck it back in and then it went down the wrong tube!
Jeramiah: Speedy, man
Chris (Speedy): You keep talking about this speedy guy, how come I haven't met him yet?
Randa: Bobbypins. Good for holding hair up, picking locks, cleaning pipes.
Randa: You're stuck within me!
Me: I have to write that down!
Jeramiah and Chris (Speedy): *awkward silenced stare*
Me: *focused on typing on phone, tongue out, eyebrows crinkled*
Randa: She quotes things alot.
Chelsea: Long Island Icee... Long Isle See... Long Island Iced Tea... OH!!!! Long Island Icee!!!
Me or Randa: nooo....
Me: You don't drink it.
Chelsea: LONG ISLAND ICED TEA!
Me: WHAT THE POINT IS? gah I can't talk...
Randa: I woke up to find Sam on my porch, .passed.out. , she was making racecar noises and mumbling something about the FBI. She had a crayon up her nose.
Randa: I'm pregnant with your twins. Bet you didn't see that one comin' DID YA PSYCHIC BOY!
Mike V: Hey sam... IS IT IN YET!!! (wiggles around)
Me: Would you cut that out!?! You're such an ass...
Cody: Is it in yet? Is it in now? Ok. ... Is it in yet? Is it.. oh. okay.
Me (talking to Randa on the phone): UGH! *squints eyes at phone while texting* it's like looking into the depths of hell! it's so BRIGHT
Me (half asleep with Lee and Randa): *wakes up from 5 minute dream* i had this really weird dream. i don't remember it. but i kept repeating to myself "don't treat your friends like nannies, treat your trannies like nannies and your friends like pens!" I think I had too much...
Me: so I picked randa up from topher’s today
Mom: isn’t he bi?
Me: yea
Mom: sam, don’t drink the water. There’s something in it. They’re all turning!!!!!!!!!
Me at Randa’s: so I think we should get schnockered and have a threesome
Me: By conforming, we are conforming against them so much that we’re conforming into our own conformity.
Randa: I thought that said horny!
Me: * laughs *
Randa: it says rap…
Me: * laughs even more *
Randa: it might say hairy… or harpy… herpy???
Me: * attempts to concentrate *
Me: There’s no UMPH!
Randa: * chest pump * Umph, that’s a good word!
Me: WHAT’S IT IS!
Randa: the look on your tire is priceless…
Randa (talking to piano): I like salsa. Not the dip… * taps the piano * I WANNA EAT YOU! COME OUT OF THERE!!! * realization * I’M SLEEP DEPRIVED!!
Randa singing to me: lean on me! When you’re not strong…. And I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you… you have a lot of hair. When’d you get ALL THAT HAIR!?!?!
Randa: I want you to hear something… oooh! Your feet are warm!
Randa: his last words was OOPS! That’s the BEST DEATH EVER!!!!!!!
Me: my biology should of grade went up… wait, that made no sense…
Randa’s mom (satan): oh man, did sam bring taco bell again!?
Randa: yes
Satan talking to me: the bearded lady might have served you
Randa: who, Kevin?
Me: I don’t think they can open the window
Lana: what about pink flamingos?
And that’s that for random quotes! For now…
Know that I love you until you do me wrong, so until then, we’re pretty freakin schweet! Nobody take that word, I’ma copyright that bitch!
I love you!
|>34<3
~Sammerz
R.I.P.
Matt Waters 9-28-08
Nick Elstun 8-29-08
Duane (Pops) Culver 2-5-09
I’m pretty flippin random if you haven’t noticed. My analogies probably only make sense to me and the people that associate with me on a regular basis. In the wise words of a friend, I swear to crack I’m not on Jesus!
I enjoy things like:
• Sleeping on the couch
• Rolling on pavement in the rain
• Getting buried in the snow
• Sleeping on trampolines
• Eating Ramen, homemade brownies, pizza, over sugared kool-aid, and cinnamon rolls at 6 ‘o clock in the morning, not necessarily in the order
• Screaming at the top of my lungs
• Making dance videos to techno music
• Feeling high on life
• Getting strangers to sign my pants
• Kidnapping carnival workers
• Singing like there’s no tomorrow
• Telling people funny shiz
• Playing the high five game
• And Topher’s reaction when I tell him “I think I have to poop”
"I always wanted to tell you that everything is alright, but the words fell off my lips as I incinerated, realizing it wasn't." - Unknown Author
Random ass quotes:
Me: Oh, I'd tap that like my life was ending. (TAYLOR LAUTNER all sexied up in previews and whatnot)
Randa: Oh! OW! OUCH!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!!
Me: You know, I said that my first time too...
Me: My boobs grew!
Topher: They should have their own zip code
Me: They do. It's 67 WHOA JEEZUS!
Me: I tried to suck it back in and then it went down the wrong tube!
Jeramiah: Speedy, man
Chris (Speedy): You keep talking about this speedy guy, how come I haven't met him yet?
Randa: Bobbypins. Good for holding hair up, picking locks, cleaning pipes.
Randa: You're stuck within me!
Me: I have to write that down!
Jeramiah and Chris (Speedy): *awkward silenced stare*
Me: *focused on typing on phone, tongue out, eyebrows crinkled*
Randa: She quotes things alot.
Chelsea: Long Island Icee... Long Isle See... Long Island Iced Tea... OH!!!! Long Island Icee!!!
Me or Randa: nooo....
Me: You don't drink it.
Chelsea: LONG ISLAND ICED TEA!
Me: WHAT THE POINT IS? gah I can't talk...
Randa: I woke up to find Sam on my porch, .passed.out. , she was making racecar noises and mumbling something about the FBI. She had a crayon up her nose.
Randa: I'm pregnant with your twins. Bet you didn't see that one comin' DID YA PSYCHIC BOY!
Mike V: Hey sam... IS IT IN YET!!! (wiggles around)
Me: Would you cut that out!?! You're such an ass...
Cody: Is it in yet? Is it in now? Ok. ... Is it in yet? Is it.. oh. okay.
Me (talking to Randa on the phone): UGH! *squints eyes at phone while texting* it's like looking into the depths of hell! it's so BRIGHT
Me (half asleep with Lee and Randa): *wakes up from 5 minute dream* i had this really weird dream. i don't remember it. but i kept repeating to myself "don't treat your friends like nannies, treat your trannies like nannies and your friends like pens!" I think I had too much...
Me: so I picked randa up from topher’s today
Mom: isn’t he bi?
Me: yea
Mom: sam, don’t drink the water. There’s something in it. They’re all turning!!!!!!!!!
Me at Randa’s: so I think we should get schnockered and have a threesome
Me: By conforming, we are conforming against them so much that we’re conforming into our own conformity.
Randa: I thought that said horny!
Me: * laughs *
Randa: it says rap…
Me: * laughs even more *
Randa: it might say hairy… or harpy… herpy???
Me: * attempts to concentrate *
Me: There’s no UMPH!
Randa: * chest pump * Umph, that’s a good word!
Me: WHAT’S IT IS!
Randa: the look on your tire is priceless…
Randa (talking to piano): I like salsa. Not the dip… * taps the piano * I WANNA EAT YOU! COME OUT OF THERE!!! * realization * I’M SLEEP DEPRIVED!!
Randa singing to me: lean on me! When you’re not strong…. And I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you… you have a lot of hair. When’d you get ALL THAT HAIR!?!?!
Randa: I want you to hear something… oooh! Your feet are warm!
Randa: his last words was OOPS! That’s the BEST DEATH EVER!!!!!!!
Me: my biology should of grade went up… wait, that made no sense…
Randa’s mom (satan): oh man, did sam bring taco bell again!?
Randa: yes
Satan talking to me: the bearded lady might have served you
Randa: who, Kevin?
Me: I don’t think they can open the window
Lana: what about pink flamingos?
And that’s that for random quotes! For now…
Know that I love you until you do me wrong, so until then, we’re pretty freakin schweet! Nobody take that word, I’ma copyright that bitch!
I love you!
|>34<3
~Sammerz
R.I.P.
Matt Waters 9-28-08
Nick Elstun 8-29-08
Duane (Pops) Culver 2-5-09
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It was the middle of the night as she stumbled on down the stairs to get herself a drink of water. She was desperately in need of quenching her thirst. As she opened the door to the bottom of the steps, her vanilla cream s861 lines, October 9, 2007. In 600-2000 words
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Chapter 2 / / So I cleaned and cleaned and cleaned in order to go. It was supposed to be so much fun. I went to my best friend’s party. Her name is Eliza. She was having a birthday party and was inviting all her friends, just to hang out at her h2066 lines, May 22, 2007. In 2000-5000 words
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Chapter 1 / / “Because!” Sean said. / / “Because why?” I replied. / / “Because I want to know…” / / He was being quite persistent. He persuaded by bribing me to tell him, that if I did, he’d say those three words. / / “If I say1389 lines, May 22, 2007. In 600-2000 words
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-CrimsonTears- on February 12theres a rave for us. fun night. haha. i see dead people.
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LotusRyda on February 6for some reason your page always meakes meh laugh
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Farseer on January 31Yeah I need to get writing again, it's been far too long, but now that I'm employed again I hope i can find the time. I feel the need for inspiration. I feel like writing something comedic, but I can't figure out what. Do you feel like being a muse for a little while?
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ConcisusAngelus on January 22okay so we need to find lionel (from the state fair) and have him take you to the prom!!!!
