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hi im a white 18 year old guy from a small town in florida.i discovred poetry as a way to express my self.when i feel lonley.my name is joseph but my friends call me joe for short!! i live in a big town of tampa florida!!!
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Son of a Bit...

Girl: "Forgive me father for i have sinned."
Preist: "what have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "because he touched my hand."
Priest: "like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he touched my breast."
Preist: "like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."
Preist: "like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "yes father."
Priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Preist: "like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "that's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
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  • Last seen on Jul 18 10:40 PM. Member since February 8, 2007.
  • I'm a supertopaz delight poet for 64 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "we ride together we die together bros for life".
  • I am a 18 year old guy from Florida (United States)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm a student.
  • I am in the groups For the Fans of Stephenie Meyer or Twi
  • I have 64 comments, 1 column, 34 poems

My Poetry

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  • its finally happend.
    it was ripped in two by some one that i trusted.
    3 lines, 1 comment, June 20
  • i dont know how to explain it.
    when i hear your name i feel butterflies.
    5 lines, June 2
  • i came so close.
    to getting away.
    6 lines, 2 comments, April 5
  • today is the day.
    for me to run away.
    7 lines, 1 comment, January 27

My other items

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  • Column: quotes and notes at allpoetry
    its better to be a smart ass than a dumbass.
    if love were easy,life would be to simple.

    to tose who care.stop and listen.

    life is short,why make it shorter?

Guest Book

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  • Toxic Angel on April 9
    hiya, just stopping by to show sum luv to ur page
    Twilight New Moon Movie and Twilight Movie
  • AngelEyes13 on December 12, 2007
    We miss you hon! Come back to school plz!!!!!!! LOve ya Jo!
  • bittersweet tears on June 16, 2007
    Heyy Joe!!!!!!!how the heck are ya? Miss Ya. You better get your punk self back up to helleview for visits. <333 Peace homes. ily
  • MaidMistaken on May 26, 2007
    My life has been a little bit of a roller coaster, but i've been alright. Im just glad summer is here. ^_^

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