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- Parody of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues at sharepoetry
I hear the pizza delivery guy coming. / He’s coming around the bend. / And I haven’t seen my toes since, God knows when. / I’m stuck in Fatso Prison, and time keeps dragging on. / But thin people keep movin’, and I weigh more than San Antoine. - Parody of The Monkees Theme at sharepoetry
Here we come, / hobbling down the street. / We give the angriest looks to / everyone we meet. / / We have cataracts on our eyes / And bunions on our arthritic feet / / Hey Hey We’re the Elderly! / And we’re just farting around. - I can't get no validation at sharepoetry
/ (Luscious Keith Richards guitar riff) / / I can’t get no (da dad um!) / VAL-ID-DA-TION. / I always court literary / FRUSTRATION! / / And I tried. / And I tried, / And I tried, / And I tried. / / I can’ t get no - I want a guy at sharepoetry
/ I want a guy who doesn’t return my calls. / I want a guy born to lose. / Who disappears whenever my income falls / and leaves me alone and abused. / / Oh babe, I want a lover like you / who treats me like an Auschwitz Jew. / Who - Angry Political poem at sharepoetry
Don’t answer with a fabrication, / I didn’t ask this in haste. / Solider, did you sign up to pay for an education, / to get out of the “untouchable” working class caste? / / Youth’s loyalty has soured / but they won’t say it, / that the - Neediness Poem at sharepoetry
Will you be the one
I write poetry for? - Midnight is for poetry at sharepoetry
Midnight is for poetry,
when undernourished imagination feasts. - Publishing Blues at sharepoetry
English professors want lyrical ballads.
Zines want bombastic bitching. - Fleeting thoughts at sharepoetry
Sometimes I wish I was dead.
No more worries to trouble my head. - Moist Inferno at sharepoetry
But that blaze died.
Consumed by Lethian waters - Stand by your man song parody at sharepoetry
Stand by your brain
Give it lots of books to read - Alliteration Excercise at sharepoetry
My mind is a corroded cacophony - / a silly symphony of anxious ennui, / poundingly played by a fruity Sadducee / who put LSD in his caffine-free green tea, / and finished with a final finale / performing a guitar solo ala Tin Pan Alley. - When I'm thin: A Lament at sharepoetry
When I'm thin,
Myself I'll finally like. - Dedicated to Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol at sharepoetry
Sing a song of silliness,
Entertain amusing ambuscades. - The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy at sharepoetry
He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
After we gave him CPR, Poppy - Pretty Penelope at sharepoetry
You're the Goddess I tithe, Penny
I love you more than life, Penny - Can't Get My Arms Around You at sharepoetry
You're just too fat to be true,
Can't get my arms around you - Oh Peony (Sung to Barry Manilow's Oh Mandy) at sharepoetry
You never gave but kept on taking
Until I sent you away, Oh Peony - The Muse at sharepoetry
Possessed by the Muse Divine
Ignoring housework, ignoring time - Dedicated to James Wilby at sharepoetry
Sunlight waves framing thy classic face / Stunning member of the English race / / Angelic voice like a concerto violin / hints at the beauty that dwells within. / / Slender, blonde, athletic and tall, / you forever hold me in thy thrall. - Old People Rant at sharepoetry
Do old people ever wonder about the children they abused?
About why their kids grew up so confused? - Induvidualism poem at sharepoetry
You don't care about gossip and shopping
about drinking and club hopping - Lament at sharepoetry
I write my poems
slitting open my heart - Ode to Housework at sharepoetry
Dirty dishes
Messy rooms - Unrequited at sharepoetry
Listen to my confession
I have an obvious obsession - Ode to 1981 7th grade crush at sharepoetry
Will you be my cartoon-drawing boyfriend
If I make you laugh?
