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  • Parody of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues at sharepoetry
    I hear the pizza delivery guy coming. / He’s coming around the bend. / And I haven’t seen my toes since, God knows when. / I’m stuck in Fatso Prison, and time keeps dragging on. / But thin people keep movin’, and I weigh more than San Antoine.
  • Parody of The Monkees Theme at sharepoetry
    Here we come, / hobbling down the street. / We give the angriest looks to / everyone we meet. / / We have cataracts on our eyes / And bunions on our arthritic feet / / Hey Hey We’re the Elderly! / And we’re just farting around.
  • I can't get no validation at sharepoetry
    / (Luscious Keith Richards guitar riff) / / I can’t get no (da dad um!) / VAL-ID-DA-TION. / I always court literary / FRUSTRATION! / / And I tried. / And I tried, / And I tried, / And I tried. / / I can’ t get no
  • I want a guy at sharepoetry
    / I want a guy who doesn’t return my calls. / I want a guy born to lose. / Who disappears whenever my income falls / and leaves me alone and abused. / / Oh babe, I want a lover like you / who treats me like an Auschwitz Jew. / Who
  • Angry Political poem at sharepoetry
    Don’t answer with a fabrication, / I didn’t ask this in haste. / Solider, did you sign up to pay for an education, / to get out of the “untouchable” working class caste? / / Youth’s loyalty has soured / but they won’t say it, / that the
  • Neediness Poem at sharepoetry
    Will you be the one
    I write poetry for?
  • Midnight is for poetry at sharepoetry
    Midnight is for poetry,
    when undernourished imagination feasts.
  • Publishing Blues at sharepoetry
    English professors want lyrical ballads.
    Zines want bombastic bitching.
  • Fleeting thoughts at sharepoetry
    Sometimes I wish I was dead.
    No more worries to trouble my head.
  • Moist Inferno at sharepoetry
    But that blaze died.
    Consumed by Lethian waters
  • Stand by your man song parody at sharepoetry
    Stand by your brain
    Give it lots of books to read
  • Alliteration Excercise at sharepoetry
    My mind is a corroded cacophony - / a silly symphony of anxious ennui, / poundingly played by a fruity Sadducee / who put LSD in his caffine-free green tea, / and finished with a final finale / performing a guitar solo ala Tin Pan Alley.
  • When I'm thin: A Lament at sharepoetry
    When I'm thin,
    Myself I'll finally like.
  • Dedicated to Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol at sharepoetry
    Sing a song of silliness,
    Entertain amusing ambuscades.
  • The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy at sharepoetry
    He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
    After we gave him CPR, Poppy
  • Pretty Penelope at sharepoetry
    You're the Goddess I tithe, Penny
    I love you more than life, Penny
  • Can't Get My Arms Around You at sharepoetry
    You're just too fat to be true,
    Can't get my arms around you
  • Oh Peony (Sung to Barry Manilow's Oh Mandy) at sharepoetry
    You never gave but kept on taking
    Until I sent you away, Oh Peony
  • The Muse at sharepoetry
    Possessed by the Muse Divine
    Ignoring housework, ignoring time
  • Dedicated to James Wilby at sharepoetry
    Sunlight waves framing thy classic face / Stunning member of the English race / / Angelic voice like a concerto violin / hints at the beauty that dwells within. / / Slender, blonde, athletic and tall, / you forever hold me in thy thrall.
  • Old People Rant at sharepoetry
    Do old people ever wonder about the children they abused?
    About why their kids grew up so confused?
  • Induvidualism poem at sharepoetry
    You don't care about gossip and shopping
    about drinking and club hopping
  • Lament at sharepoetry
    I write my poems
    slitting open my heart
  • Ode to Housework at sharepoetry
    Dirty dishes
    Messy rooms
  • Unrequited at sharepoetry
    Listen to my confession
    I have an obvious obsession
  • Ode to 1981 7th grade crush at sharepoetry
    Will you be my cartoon-drawing boyfriend
    If I make you laugh?