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I dont mean to show dark humor, but it accidently shows sometimes when i write. Never fails
Sorry if i offend anyone, if i do email me, we shall discuss.
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So with that aside:

My Passions
-Animals, music, the arts
-Poetry although i suck
-Serial Killers dont ask me why... i really dont know.
-Meeting/talking with new people
-Odd or weird things
-Books, books, books oh and more books
-The Simpsons (of course.)
-Learning new things, sometimes pointless things
-Humor
-Nature



I SHOULD GO TO REHAB BECAUSE IM ADDICTED TO POETRY




Some of my favorite Killers:
Albert Fish, Nanny Doss, Ted Bundy, Richard Rameriez


I LOVE MUSIC I LOVE MUSIC I LOVE MUSIC (some of my favorites):
Sharon Little, System of A Down, Led Zepplin, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, The Doors, The Who, Rob Zombie, Cradle of Filth, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Panic at the Disco, A Fine Frenzy, Lily Allen, Matt Barr, The White Stripes, Nine Inch Nails, ACDC, The Rent Soundtrack, The Pixies, Dethklok

Some authors worth mentioning:
Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Joe R. Lansdale, Terry Pratchett, Stephen King (there are some more but they would take up this whole page)


HAHA SOMETIMES THIS IS SO TRUE:
92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.


Some Quotes I like (I have a lot):

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship
-Terry Pratchett's The Color Of Magic-

Andy Warhol was wrong. In the future, people won't be famous for fifteen minutes. No, in the future, everyone will sit next to someone famous for at least fifteen minutes. Typhoid Mary or Ted Bundy or Sharon Tate. History is nothing except monsters or victims. Or witnesses. -Chuck Palahniuk's Rant-

After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life.
-Chuck Palahniuk's Rant-

“I'm one of those regular weird people.”
-Janis Joplin-

“Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. You can fill your life up with ideas and still go home lonely. All you really have that really matters are feelings. That's what music is to me.”
-Janis Joplin-

"I've got to start eating at home more.."
-Jeffery Dahmer-

I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it.
It's just getting out of one car, and into another.
-John Lennon-

I'm not going to change the way I look or the
way I feel to conform to anything. I've always
been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life
and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one
of those people.
-John Lennon-

Music is everybody's possession. It's only
publishers who think that people own it.
-John Lennon-

I believe in everything until it's dissproved.
So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons.
It all exists, even if it's in your mind.
Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't
as real as the here and now? Reality leaves a
lot to the imagination.
-John Lennon-

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
-Charlie Chaplin-

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
-Charlie Chaplin-

Expose yourself to your deepest fear, after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
-Jim Morrison-













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  • PanicInSeconds on October 4
    omfg i absolutely <3 PATD and The Beatles loe your page :]

    i'll be commenting on your poems... now :]
  • X-Queen-Georgia-X on September 24
    Of course you can add me to your faves Honoured as always and thank you for your kind comments I will surely return the favour when I get time xx
  • Hannibal Lecter on September 22
    Aww man, you know what I hate...

    When you write a poem or something...
    And it sounds good when you personally say it to yourself, give it the rhythm, the beat or whatever you want to call it...

    And you type it and it just seems static...

    I hate that.

    X_x

    I know Maggot Twat's 'I Fucked A Train' basically says:

    I fucked a train
    I am insane
    I fucked a train
    I am insane

    But nobody would know how to 'say' it, know what i mean?

    They say it like:

    IFUCKEDATRAIN
    IAMINSANE
    IFUCKEDATRAIN
    IAMINSANE

    loud and fast...

    Idk.
    I just wanted to get that out somewhere...
  • Ken-Maverick on September 21
    Dropping by to thank you for your lovely comments, glad you liked my poems
    All the best
    Ken

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