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Twilight seduction

"God is as real as I am," and my faith was restored, for I knew Santa would never lie.

This quote tells you everything you will ever need to know about me.

Direct neuro-stimulation of pain receptors - all of them. Imagine the worst pain you have ever felt in your life, times a thousand. Now imagine that pain continuing forever. Oh, that's right... you don't have to imagine...we already had sex. --What I said to my lover after we first had sex together.

My Poetry

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My Stories

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  • A spider had taken up residence in the cave. Â
    559 lines, 2 comments, March 23, 2006. In <200 lines, Fantasy, Romance
  • On the day that he was born, the first words he heard were not "It's a boy!" shouted joyously.
    On the day that he was born, the first words Myan-myan the dark elf infant hea
    553 lines, 2 comments, February 20, 2006. In <200 lines, Depression, Fantasy
  • The sun burned her, and it scorched her skin with a vengeance.  But now Nym realized it was not the fault of that sun that it burned her.  It followed it's nature. &n
    768 lines, 2 comments, February 10, 2006. In <200 lines, Fantasy

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Guest Book

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  • Falling.Again...Xx on December 19, 2007
    I have previously left a comment in this users guestbook that offended many. I was being rude, and I am sorry. I was just overreacting. Though, I was very offended by the quotes by God. I understand that they were not yours and I understand you don't believe in Christianity, but as it was rude for me to leave that comment, it was rude of you to make fun of my God. Be what you may, and i shouldn't be judgemental. Sorry. Can we make ammends?
  • Death of the Author on November 19, 2007
    Oh and I think DeepLilac is the one who needs to sort her life out rather than leaving inane and pointless comments telling people, who don't want to know because they have THEIR OWN BELIEFS, how to live their life. WE DON'T CARE if we're going to hell, or going to burn or going to be the Devil's little bitch. We are completely entitled to our own opinions. We don't shove ours down your throats. Don't shove yours down ours. It's a waste of time. Go find a life and stay out of ours. That goes to anyone (a very small minority) who does that.

    Nuff Said
  • Death of the Author on November 19, 2007
    Just read your page and much of it made me smile (and even laugh out loud at times) - especially this bit:

    I am an atheist. No, I don't care if you want to save my so-called soul. Leave it alone, it's doing fine by itself.

    AND OH MY DAYS! Someone else who goes on Uncyclopedia haha! It's awesome.

    I would never ask you to read any of my poems, just know that I'd appreciate it if you did and made any comments

    Take care! x
  • Falling.Again...Xx on November 18, 2007
    This author really needs to get her life straight, she'll believe in God when she goes to hell, lets hope she figures it out before then, thats all i got to say, she dont want help!

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