Tinuelena• Show poetry

My writing website: Just completed!

Most of my works are showcased here.

http://studentweb.stcloudstate.edu/peel0402/furiousrose/index.html

I encourage you to visit!!

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activities

likes

dislikes

split pea soup. cliche poems. the word 'crimson.' political activists who don't know what they're pushing for. sleep. the minnesota wild. labels and cliques. people who think they know what's best for me. neo-feminism. egotists. pessimism. the sun. milk. martin brodeur. purple. mcdonald's and such places. stereotypes. puckbunnies. spiders. judgmental people. summer. marigolds. anything carbonated. fuckheads that think I watch hockey because of the guys. server crashes. hypocrites.

heroes and inspirations

current addictions

harry potter, calamari, different varieties of fine chocolate, wedding planning, the song 'hey there delilah,' porcelain and the tramps music, butterfingers, dyeing my hair, genealogy, cherry limeade, singing high

 

 

hockey affiliations

 

NHL: Colorado Avalanche. NCAA: SCSU Huskies. MSHSL: Little Falls Flyers. MNJHL: Little Falls Flying Aces. OHL: Owen Sound Attack. USHL: Lincoln Stars.

 

random facts

I can't ride a bike. My Elvish name is Tinuelena. I love long hair on guys (but not too long). I dream of one day playing Mimi in RENT. I was a state spelling champ. I have a weakness for chocolate, the ocean, Rivers Cuomo's voice, starry nights, and tenors who can play the piano. I have epilepsy, and it does not stop me from doing anything. I am not ashamed of my "deviant" lifestyle (BDSM). I apparently have a voice somewhere in between Liz Phair and Natalie Imbruglia. And I can never get enough Boston Market mac & cheese.

quotes that i enjoy

"I have to change the color of the puck." --Twit, while Holly and I were playing hockey at Perkins with an Altoid

"I can't believe it... the kid that said 'Happy Yom Kippur' actually has a soul!"
--Liz, talking about Mat

"Quit getting all grammatical on me. It turns me on." --Jeff

"What IS the fluffy stuff?" --Jake, wondering about the anatomy of a Three Musketeers bar

"Face, give me a call when you have time. Facefully, Facemaster." --Britt's text message to me

Me: "These Jolly Ranchers turn my mouth blue."
Holly: "So would blowing a Smurf."

Britt: "I kind of wonder what people will say about the names i choose for my children."
Amber: "As long as they aren't Starshine Bus Surprise or something like that I think you'll be fine."

"You are ONE WHOLE!!!" --Kari

"Oh yeah... whose power play was that? I RULE YOU BITCHES!" --Mark, celebrating a goal

Me: (mimicking Amber) "What are you doing??? I thought you were choking!!!!"
Audrey: "Yeah... that's what Casey said the first time..."

"Nothing good ever came from hanging around normal people." --Mat

"Daughter, he was checking you out hardcore." --My dad

Sterling: (all dead serious) "I can't stand Katie."
Me: "Why?"
Sterling: "She stole my bedroom carpet and turned it into a pair of pants."

"The Northern Lights are like one big cosmic orgasm." --Paul

"I glow in the dark... it's intense and I don't think you'd be able to handle it." --Britt

"I think you need a little lovin'." --Mark to me

"I like movies with actors in them, generally. The ones which are just inanimate objects, like a bowl of fruit, really piss me off." --Ryan

"You're like love. There are no ways to describe you." --Mark to me

"Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I have cream cheese in my hand!!" --Gina

"Haha. I'm so gay. But just in taste, not in sexual preference." --Paul

"I like your freckles. Can I sit on them?" --Mark

"God will have to suck it up for once." --Gaby

"He can serve in my penalty box ANYTIME." --Brianna

"No one's going to be scared of Lord Voldemort in pajamas!" --Mark

"Do I have ovaries?" --Bryan

"I don't want you to get the wrong idea or anything. I mean, I'd do you, but that's beside the point." --Eric, while drunk

"Your mom's face is a fruitable ocelot!" --Stephanie

"I figured if there's anyone on my buddy list who finds beauty in the orgasm... well I thought of you." --Paul, after showing me a YouTube video

Me: "Bite me!"
Britt: "I am unable to acquiesce to your request."

"I'm back... like James Brown. I'm so back I'm yesterday." --Audrey

"Stop singing so loud, you're disturbing my chakra.' --Kristen

"Bless your cotton socks!"
--Sairish

"If I had a Task Manager, it would say 'not responding.'" --Mark

Britt: "If lesbian marriages become legal... I'd marry you... But I'm sorry. I'm going to cheat on you with boys."
Me: ..."Of course, you're already married and I'm practically engaged."
Britt: "Yeah, didn't think of that."

"You're a witch on the street and an Animagus in bed." --Mark

"Bless my Plimpies, it's Stubby Boardman!" --Sobiya

"I turned my Geo Metro into a humongous bong. The smoke distracted traffic from three miles away." --Joe

"Then I went to work and holy fuckcakes. Christmas shit up the asshole. I hate all those fucking boxes... they piss me off." --Britt

"That IS a distraction.  What kind of distraction is it and where did it come from and WHY don't I have one?" --Danielle, after I showed her a picture of James Franco

"I'm so sexy, Justin brought me back five times." --Mark

"It's hard to drive and count animals at the same time." --Britt

"I get to second base almost every night."
"I'm pretty sure Mark has a home run derby every night."
--from a discussion on my boyfriend's and my sex life

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Quotes not from friends...

"Thank you St. Paul for not grabbing my balls." --Dave Grohl

"Sorry we were a little late, uh, Scott was on the bus with his girlfriend..." --Rivers Cuomo

"There's nothing wrong with sex, goddammit!" --Adam Levine

"I'm lookin' for some saction!" --Rivers Cuomo

"My voice is going to play in the background. But I'll still be singing another line. Just so you don't think I'm trying to be Ashlee Simpson." --Vanessa Carlton, explaining her 'Private Radio' performance

"If you don't know, we're a big fuckin' rock and roll band. But we don't often get the chance to be sportsmen." --Damian Kulash at the OK Go concert

"There's nothing wrong with swearing as long as you can make it flow." --My high school sociology teacher

"At least in Slytherin, you have the privilege to do everything every now and then..." --Tom Felton

"You got any balls, or just that little two-inch dick?"
"I wish I had a bar of American family soap to wash your mouth out with."
--Caine and Gillon, "Diggstown"

"Let he among us without sin be the first to condemn."
--RENT

"And they doesn't taste very nice does they precious?"
-Smeagol, RotK

"To make great music, you must keep your eyes on a distant star."
-Yehudi Menuhin

"Don't fuck with other people's lives, concentrate on unfucking your own." --Unknown

"It's not the position... it's the frequency." --My favorite classic rock radio station's tagline

"Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love." --Leo Tolstoy

"Also, I just think of Draco and he gets me in the right mood." --Tom Felton

"Fuck you very much!" --Harrison Ford as Joe Gavelin in "Hollywood Homicide"

"You always were a cunning linguist."
--Moneypenny to Bond in "Tomorrow Never Dies"

"I do it because I can, I can because I want to, and I want to because you said I couldn't." --Unknown

"Maybe you've forgotten
But music makes the world spin
And if they tell you different then ignore the things they say
Get up on stage and play."
--Chuck Coleman, "Brian Played Guitar"

"You're even better live than on laserdisc!"
--Lenina Huxley, "Demolition Man"

"There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you." --Maya Angelou

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." --Edmund Burke

"Dumping the puck in went out with short pants." --Herb Brooks

"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." --Mark Twain

"Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot--
I can think of no reason the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot."
--"V for Vendetta"

"Let's play "Put the Sorting Hat on the Slytherin!"
--Robot Chicken

"I'm a world class assassin, fuckhead."
--Bruce Willis as Mr. Goodcat in "Lucky Number Slevin"

"If it weren't for these bars I'd have you already."
--Elizabeth to Will in "Dead Man's Chest"

"People should not be afraid of their governments; governments should be afraid of their people."
--"V for Vendetta"

"Hurting people isn't a good thing... well sometimes it is."
--John Spartan, "Demolition Man"

"Drop the gun. You won't need it."
"That depends on your definition of safe sex."
--Xenia Onatopp and James Bond, "Goldeneye"

Waitress: "How's the pie?"
Harry Osborn: "So good."
--Spider-Man 3

The English Nerd's Ultimate Alliteration Orgasm

"Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the Vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose. So let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

--"V for Vendetta"

  My favorite comment on any of my poems, ever:

"I loved this. It's the sort of poem students will have to tear apart in Twelfth Grade Lit, and then, once it's ripped to shreds, a couple students piece it back together to make a crude photocopy on the library copy-machine, and then they slip it in their binders to read again when no one sees." --Holly, on 'Audrey Hepburn Girl'

if you want me to read your poetry, send me an im. i'd be glad to read.

and i don't tend my favorites list too often, so i might love your work and not have you on there. please don't be insulted.

 --elizabeth

trophy poems/stories

fairytale nouveau: silver
city lights: silver
apology: silver
sunlight, unanswered: gold
amorous symphony: gold
taking flight: gold
princess of the misfit world(i don't want to be): bronze
the tale of anwyn: silver
royalton, minnesota: bronze
casey's faith: silver
waitress(lyrics): silver
lament for christina rosa: gold
tealight chanteuse: bronze
procrastination: silver
a little christmas favor: gold
apology: gold
The Evenstar: gold
Innocent Insult: bronze
highway exhibition: silver
The Evenstar: silver
Talisman's Journey: gold
The Evenstar: silver
highway exhibition: bronze
tealight chanteuse: silver
i haven't forgotten, sunshine: gold
Echoes(Summary): gold
the three thoughts of an anemic: bronze
conversation piece: gold
Slave Love: gold
salamander escape route: silver
wildflower tea: gold
i am on the edge: bronze
this is how winter tastes, frigid: gold
snowfall of stars: silver
song project no. 2: silver
alone in kyoto: bronze
Succubus(Aurelia): gold
blur the technicolor: gold
romeo & juliet '06 (minus suicide): gold
At The Stars: gold
the girl from apartment 304 (janka): gold
damage control: silver
Guitar-String Eyesight (#4): silver
apology: bronze
ascending into orbit: bronze
aurora's sacrifice: silver
trompe l'oeil (for laura): silver
missile force (thunderstorm): silver
dance me to the end of love: bronze
library (nocturne): gold
Succubus (Aurelia): gold
rise, fall, and exit: six movements: silver

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