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"We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as you,” and I am thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as the people in the loony bin,” and the people in the loony bin are thinking, “Well, at least I am an orange”."
– Jim Gaffigan


 


I am a Muslim, I wear the hijab. I write, I read, I paint. I’m learning  taekwondo and I love soccer. I can almost do the splits. I have three sisters. I live in Australia. I love Supernatural and Harry Potter.  I climb and hug trees. I’m a cat person. I listen to Lenka and Outlandish. I have a sweet tooth. I like washing the dishes. I want to be a midwife and a mother when I grow up. I enjoy crime and murder and thrills. I revel in cold weather and thunder. One of my eyelashes is 1cm long. I cannot lick my elbow. I have a peacock feather in my room. I want an adventure.
 

 
"I dare say it is rather hard to be a rat,” she mused. “Nobody likes you. People jump and run away and scream out: ‘Oh, a horrid rat!’ I shouldn’t like people to scream and jump and say: ‘Oh, a horrid Sara!’ the moment they saw me, and set traps for me, and pretend they were dinner. It’s so different to be a sparrow. But nobody asked this rat if he wanted to be a rat when he was made. Nobody said: ‘Wouldn’t you rather be a sparrow?"
— Frances Hodgson Burnett

  


So read my writing works if you want, you don’t have to. Be nice when you comment, you know? I can take criticism, but... I donno..

'YOUR WORK IS A BUNCH OF
[colourful words] AND SO [colourfully worded] AND YOU FAIL AT LIFE, YOU [colourful word]!!! GO DIE!'

...is just a bit... much...
I'll try read yours, any particulars just message me. Note that I am not a pro at providing detailed criticism, though I'll do my best

 
 
Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
- Eoin Colfer




♥ To the awesome people out there: Linchy, Ranger Star, twixzster, Force Ninja God, Clocks & Poetically Yellow.
And everyone else, you know who you are (and if you don't, I'm going to throw socks at you. Smelly ones. Alright?)

 
I love you, is that ok?
- Natasha Bedingfield
 



 
"Now that we've come up with all the obvious answers to our problem, it's time to come up with some truly ridiculous ones."
"Ridiculous?" asked Brasque.
"Yes, ridiculous. Think of something impossible, improbable or downright ridiculous and go from there."
"Like we all flap our arms and fly out of here," said Katherine.
"Exactly!" said Spider.
- Carol Hughes

 
 
Aussi, je suis une orange.







"I remember one time I heard this English professor asking the class what the world's scariest noise is. Is it a man crying out in pain? A woman's scream of terror? A gunshot? A baby crying? And the professor shakes his head and says, 'No, the scariest noise is, you're all alone in your dark house, you know you're all alone, you know that there is no chance anyone else is home or within miles—and then, suddenly, from upstairs, you hear the toilet flush."
- Harlan Coben



Tu as perdu le jeux.


The maid screamed.
The Queen gasped.
Sophie waved.
- Roald Dahl
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