Thedrunknextdoor• Show poetry

Oh and since some people have been leaving a few things on my poetry and stuff saying I stole some one elses stuff my other names on here are doomtilldeath and confusedlush just so if any more poetry is on those user names and this one then people know its the same person and obviously I can't steal from myself.


Heres some kick ass quotes

Silence is golden
But duck tape is silver

My anger managment class
Pisses me off

Beer Every one needs a hobbie

Save water drink Beer

Stoners live and stoners die
in the end we all get high
if in life you don't suceed
fuck the world and smoke some weed

Morbid sweet suicide makes me sick I prepher homicide


Ight I have more but I don't have time to post them yet ps I didn't make these up.

My parents said I could become anything
So I became a lesbian.

Have you ever Random facts about me

General:
() Smoked a cigarette (Use to quite)
(x) Drank so much you threw up (Rarely happens but have done it)
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (damn straight girls lol)
(x) Been arrested (a few times)
( ) Gone on a blind date (never)
(x) Skipped school (use to forge notes all the time)
(x) Seen someone die (More than once)
( x) Been to Canada (Just on the boarder)
( x) Been to Florida (My girlfriend lives there)
( ) Been to Mexico(never)
( x) Been on a plane(many times)
(x) Been lost (I’m lost just waking up in the morning)
( x) Been on the opposite side of the country (From the west stationed in the East)
( ) Gone to Washington , DC (never)
( )x Swam in the ocean (pacific and Atlantic)
(x) Felt like dying.... (Use to all the time)
(x) Cried yourself to sleep (Have a lot of times)
( x) Played cops and robbers (always the outlaw hahaha)
( ) Recently colored with crayons (not since highschool)
( x) Sang karaoke badly (I can’t sing to save my life)
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins ( Its funny to see there face when u pull out a bunch of coins0
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (Few times)
(x) Made prank phone calls (all the time)
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (never)
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end(nope)
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue. (love the snow)
() Danced in the rain (played but never danced)
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus (hell yea I wanted some toys)
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe (not that I remember)
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (nope)
(x) Blown bubbles (bubbles yea)
(x ) Made a bonfire on the beach (love fire)
( ) Crashed a party (hell no I make the party)
(x) Gone roller-skating (roller blades are a lot more fun)
( ) Ice-skating (never)

Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me. (Many times)
( ) I've gone on a blind date. (never)
(x) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. (Usualy the one who has to end things)
(x) I miss someone right now. (Alma)
(x) I have a fear of commitment. (usually get hurt)
( ) I have a fear of abandonment. (use to being on my own)
() I've cheated in a relationship. (Always been loyal)
( ) I've gotten divorced (never even been married)
(x) I've told someone I loved them (my girlfriend every day)
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship. (Never intentionally)


Sexuality:
(x) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex (lesbian duh)
( x) I've had a crush on a teacher. (third grades Miss Telford)
(x) I am a cuddler. (love to cuddle)
(x) I love to flirt. (Always fun to flirt with my baby)
() I've been kissed in the rain. (Cant remember)
(x) I've hugged a stranger. Friends family members)
( ) have kissed a stranger. (Never)


Honesty/Crime:
(x) I am a terrible liar. (I prefer to just be honest)
(x) I've snuck out of my house. (Use to all the time)
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am. (All the time)
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world (hard to explain)
() I've cheated while playing a game. (Nope)
(x) I've cheated on a test. (Back in middle school)
(x) I've run a red light. (It was an accident)
(x) I've been suspended from school. (All the time)
(x) I've witnessed a crime. (A lot of times)
(x) I've been in a fist fight. (More then I can count)
(x) I've been arrested. (A few times)


Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol. (Course I have)
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. (Nope)
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. (Nope)
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (They taste good)
( ) I can't swallow pills.
(x) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem (don’t ask how I know)
(x) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. (Long time ago)
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed. (Like to be alone when I’m depressed)
(x) I take anti-depressants. (Long time ago)
() I'm anorexic or bulimic. (nope)
(x) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (Nothing else to do)
( x) I'm addicted to adrenaline (love adrenaline rushes)
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose (long time ago)
( ) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying. (I’m not sure why)

Death and Suicide:
() I'm afraid of dying. (Happens to everyone)
( ) I hate funerals.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide. (Lots of people I know)
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide. (Some friends)
(x) I've attempted suicide. (Long story)

Random:
() I can sing well. (Worse singer in the world)
( ) I open up to others easily. (Never)
(x) I watch the news (occasionally).
( ) I don't kill bugs. (I kill bugs all the time)
( ) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. (I love those kinds of songs)
(x) I curse regularly. (All the time don’t even realize it)
(x) I sing in the shower. (Only when the music is playing)
( ) I am a morning person. (Hate mornings)
(x) I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Did when I had a cell)
( ) I'm a snob about grammar. (My grammar is horrific)
(x) I am a sports fanatic. (Only if I’m playing)
() I twirl my hair. (What hair)
( ) have "x"s in my screen name (nope)
(x) I love being neat *Sometimes*
( ) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day (nope)
(x) I bake well. (I’m an alright cook/ baker)
My favorite color is Blue
() I would wear pajamas to school. (Don’t wear pjs)
( ) I like Martha Stewart. (Can’t stand her)
(x) I know how to shoot a gun. (military of course)
() I am in love with love. (Not even sure how you can be in love with love)
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (hell no)
(x) I laugh at my own jokes. (I have a few good ones)
() I eat fast food weekly (I’d die I like staying healthy)
() I believe in ghosts/spirits.(not sure)
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (no way that’s to much time on the computer for me.)
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (Some teachers just loved me)
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. Id just kill the damn spider)
(x) I am really ticklish.(Only if caught by surprise)
( ) I love white chocolate (it’s alright)
( x) I bite my nails (every day)
( x) I play video games (sometimes)
() I'm good at remembering faces. (Worse memory in the world. Startle myself some times looking in the mirror not sure who it is)
( ) I'm good at remembering names. (What’s my name?)
() I'm good at remembering dates. (What’s today?)
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have a vague idea)
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed (nah but I could probably fit in)

Nickname(s): Funky Rabit, The drunk next door, Monkey, Built bear many others
Hair color: Dirty blond
Eye color: sometimes blue sometimes green sometimes grey and once in a while black
Height (last time you checked): 5'8"
Glasses or contacts or neither?] (Neither)