Guestbook entries for sharptooth at All poetry

aeolia on November 17

english muffins suck, especially the toasted ones.

aeolia on November 5

alas, it is the tooth of all that may be sharp. i miss you

notorious on October 29

Man I want apple pie, and maybe after you get this, you will too ... like when someone yawns, and you yawn and go "GOD THAT WAS YOUR FAULT".

notorious on October 24

I have cool music, and not a lot of time.

Go on MSN.

notorious on October 17

Pie crust is sort of underrated.

notorious on October 6

tea for one - led zeppelin

notorious on September 27

Shit it's been a while since I left you shit to read here.

Ever had a lucid dream?
'cause, I haven't and I keep forgetting to "try" to have a lucid dream.

Or, any spectacularly indelible dialogue from your dreams that you remember?

MusicBoxMetaphor on September 24

Just bumped into some of your stuff, and I find your stuff very short and poignant. I'll be sure to come back and comment when I'm not sitting in a library supposedly reading for my class in an hour...
Best!
-Mia

crivanea on September 9

'cause you're special

aeolia on September 6

happy birthday!

notorious on August 29

I bet you 20 bucks you're right ...

the 5 points are duly noted, appreciated and will be especially useful in this time of pointscession.

notorious on August 27

I agree with the new sentiment on your page ... it's a plague, really.

Fuck wittiness!*

*as if I could ever say that and mean it ...

divebar on August 27

i will fuck tom brokaw on your page for all to see. i swear it!

aeolia on August 26

dude. i miss you

notorious on August 21

Waaaaay she goes. Just leaving you more shit to read when your presence is present again (ooh, how witless of me!)

I think everybody with a middle name doesn't like it. Except those people who go by their middle names instead of their first name because their loathing for their first name exceeds it for their middle name. And then there're people with no middle names ...

notorious on August 14

Love the new profile picture - sweeeeet shades.

And you're right - I haven't been online in a good 4 days. Like a fucking fast! Haha

Heroesrox : Oh.my.gawd. on August 11

You are awesome. Your contests rock and for them, I am Soooooooooooooo fave-ing you. I am also gonna read some of your poems soon....

Nice to meet ya. I am Mike. I

prose/freeverse.

notorious on July 31

No, really. We're going to figure out a way to establish how people know people are addressing them, and not the person behind them.

Is it a science?

Can you begin a conversation with a "No, really" when you're the person starting a conversation?

Where is the cottage in cottage cheese?

aeolia on July 30

hello, pet... you may call me aunt vicki!

notorious on July 27

Oh damn. If I sign your guestbook (which I appear to be doing anyways),

I will eradicate one of the supremely rad people posted on your guestbook. :C

To redeem myself for this ...

do you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

They're not remotely my favorite band, but I like them and there's a question for you to reply to.

aeolia on July 26

aeolia on July 26

isn't he sexy?

notorious on July 22

i've clocked in fuckloads of computer time.

you can be lazy AND productive ... like, ride a horse, but let the horse do the work. use a conversation and post it on ap instead of writing poe-esque poetry (i've never done this, and never will since i never got into him. oh, confessions).

and bubble tea is GREAT.

notorious on July 18

ever lied unintentionally? i wonder how it happens.

notorious on July 18

I'm almost offended, but not mortally offended.

You know when people you don't know friend-request you and you appear to have shitloads of friends in common? Makes you think "Damn, maybe I do know this person ... "

I said:

"just to make sure that i'm not confirming friend requests of people i don't even know the faces of.

... you'd be a friend of tia's, who i have a picture of with colleen? (i can explain, if necessary)."

Not the most polite thing ever; it was like, mildly rude bordering on friendly!

The reply I got:

"fuck you slut" (verbatim)

...

what?

Yeah...thought this would look fancy on your guestbook, me complaining about people who appear to get all riled up if you just ask whether you know them (and not in a "I don't know you" way either)

aeolia on July 13

notorious : apple pie on July 5

I want apple pie.

And I keep forgetting I want it, if that makes sense. Like, I wanted nuggets yesterday and had some today (the enjoyment was only half of its potential enjoyment, since the right side of my mouth was asleep because of a cavity and the anesthestic. Lame.)

... other cravings detract from initial ones. It's odd, like one of those weird number charts where you list like...all the numbers that give you 12. 3 and 4, 6 and 2, 12, and 1...

it's odd that I made that (bad) simile when I failed math 10.

Anybody who creeps your page probably thinks I'm serenading you, but instrumentlessly.

I think it's nice to leave people shit to read though. Like in a bathroom.

notorious on July 4

excuse me.

CLAIMS not to know me.

notorious on July 4

he doesn't know me, as you know, but he's been immortalized in a piece of writing.

how damning is that?

why must we write about people like that?

and mangoes are fucking ace; i just finished a bowl...and need more.

aeolia on July 1

dude. i recognise the carpet in your userpicture. downstairs parlour, yes?

notorious on June 27

- [ C. M E D I N A ]. says (9:54 PM):
that's why i need aviators before the nammers discover them
i figure i can get maybe 1-2 summer's worth of wearage

i scoops jean. - the anagrammed jessica poon says (9:54 PM):
Before you look like a fucking Philips screwdriver

---

Did I find a way to incorporate "Philips screwdriver" as a substitute for 'tool'?

OH YES I DID.

notorious on June 18

Facebook encourages bad behavior.

That is to say, creeping.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creeper

Have any of those definitions at one point defined you?

god, this is entertaining in a terrible way.

notorious on June 17

*as i think you ARE

'were'?

i did NOT mean to use that in the past tense...all apologies, ahah

notorious on June 17

should you be as kick-ass as i think you were, please pay attention to my author's notes in my latest if you er, decide to read it.

... i tried to avoid sounding presumptuous; if i failed, i had intent to succeed!

xmiasmatik on June 11

how DO you do the pirate emoticon?

aeolia on June 9

hello jerry manuel!!

notorious on June 4

Oh goddammit

*awesomely

notorious on June 4

"

i over-use dashes (----)
consistently quote family guy,
can't take things seriously,
but still manage to over-analyze.

i own an oregano plant
and am obsessed with the fact i own one.

i savor the little moments."

This isn't fair.
I can't ever describe myself this concisely AND awesomeyl.

aeolia on June 3

i love your oregano plant

notorious on May 30

Welcome to the jungle...!
Enter my contests, all right?

I have a questions contest (which I swore I'd never do) that you MUST enter, you.

aeolia on May 23

yo, when you're back from your wee holiday, we should smoke cigars on the garden wall. yea or nay?

notorious on May 22

I miss your personality here; tell me when you're back Asshole*

*used in a fond way, but you should know that

notorious on May 17

You are very, very cool.
As if you needed a reminder.

divebar on May 14

*insert john travolta*

divebar on May 14

*insert disco ball, shitty music, acid, and flirty friends*

divebar on May 14

rave on sharptooths page!!!

aeolia on May 13

"Welcome to my evil headquarters. I have plans to abduct the youth, steal their pocket cash and MOLEST their siblings."
hahaha, remember that?

aeolia on May 12

okay, let's go to china. we can eat dogs!

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