Guestbook entries for ruiven

• Forever A Dreamer on June 29, 2005

  dang...this is long....i can't even write stuff about me and it take that much room!...lol...you sound pretty cool...i love your writes,they're fantastic!
• Co-Co-Cola on June 29, 2005

  woah, you must have a cool mom. Mine never took me to a Cafe. I only learned about them when I came to the US ^^
• FullyAlive on June 28, 2005

  talk to ur bf... he feels like shit...
• FullyAlive on June 26, 2005

  call me now... or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ill slit your throught (yes... i got it right this time!!!)
  
  -bexa-
• FullyAlive on June 24, 2005

  mmmhmmm... yes, lmao your trout! not your throught!
  now
  call me and help me...
  
  -bexa-
• ruiven on June 24, 2005

  my trout eh?
• FullyAlive on June 23, 2005

  hehe... ill do it before you have a chance to do it again!!! (get your mind out of the gutter, god dammit!) lmao
  
  
  
  BEXA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!
  BEXA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!
  
  
  lmao... i love him... hehe it gets my mind off of everything else... now call me or ill slit your trout... lmao!
  
  -bexa-
• p b without the j on June 21, 2005

  OUCH!!!!
  Your page is LONG, it took me a while to read it...
  
  Why are you confuzzled??
  DON'T BE CONFUZZLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  Hugs make EVERYTHING better...
• FullyAlive on June 20, 2005

  ahh
  i ♥ jesse
  ahh
  he doesnt kno im IN love with him so shhhh....
  
  -bexa-
  ps... ive only been in love once... the others were crushes...
• ruiven on June 17, 2005

  i get that alot
• SoS on June 17, 2005

  holy crap...your authors page is long as anything...
• FullyAlive on June 17, 2005

  hey raven i love you more than matt does... b/c ive loved you longer!!! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!! lmao
  
  
  maybe in a different way than matt... but5 i love you morerest!!!!!!!!!! haahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahah
  mr. joecks is comming over to my house...
  i love you
  and matt carpenter
  lmao!!!
  
  -beXa-
• on June 16, 2005

  Wow.....you have one hell of a long title page...I'm impressed...o.0;;;
• FullyAlive on June 15, 2005

  call
  my house
  now
  dammit
  or i will be forced to slit your throut! hehe i cant spell!!!
  
  ,,,^..^,,,
• FullyAlive on June 13, 2005

  ugggh... i hate guys... they suck, i give up... everytime i try to love sum1 they hurt me, move, get me in trouble, hate me all of a sudden, or dont fuckin talk to me for no reason...
  god i need help... and soem one to hold... doesnt look at you...
• FullyAlive on June 12, 2005

  hiya!!! read ur bfs latest poem and my comment dammit!!! lmao
  ttyl
  love u more than matt does (in a different aspect!!!!) sicko!!! lmao
  
  ,,,^..^,,,
• fall out matt on June 10, 2005

  hey raven i love you
• Forever Unknown on June 10, 2005

  Woah.... That's one long ass title page eh? lol pretty cool though
• FullyAlive on June 8, 2005

  4.bexa in the hospital.i.t.k.i.l.l.s.m.e.
  in creepy voice... ruiven,,, ruiven,,, take it off your page, it doesnt belong... im OUT NOW!!!!
  
  ,,,^..^,,,
• FullyAlive on June 7, 2005

  When I'm not writing, I'm a little fairy with white wings/a rich trophy wife.... sandy!!!! haha lol... good times!! umm... ur forgettin Kenji... the middle aged black man!!! lol
  
  ,,,^..^,,,
• ruiven on June 6, 2005

  ur welcome ne time!
• on June 6, 2005

  thank you so much for your comments, i look forward to reading your work! loves,
  Sidney's Little Sister
• FullyAlive on June 1, 2005

  hey... r u workin on that damn poem? tell everyone u know about it... k? aight... work hard and write a winner... b/c i wanna c a shiny poem on ur page dammit! lol... i need more enteries... its not turning out the way i planned, soo... yea, i only have like 7 poems! damn ppl... -.-...
  
  ,,,^..^,,,
• kibitz on May 31, 2005

  HAHAHAHAHA your page never falters to make me smile or laugh hahhahaha oh and HEY.... on the 05/05/05 ... u sed happ bird day... WAS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY???
  becauuuusssee IT WAS MINE TOO annnd i got my fifth earing holes done 2 up the top one in the lobe and one at the top and one at the lobe - SO EXCITED!
  wheeeeeee okay and if it wasnt.. then awwwwww
  Edited on May 31, 11:59 p.m. because 'i didnt finishe muahaa'.
• FullyAlive on May 29, 2005

  u gotta enter my contest!!!
  weee
  
  lmao
  ,,,^..^,,,
• FullyAlive on May 27, 2005

  no u loser!!!
• ruiven on May 27, 2005

  oh!in that case it looks like a piggy.
• FullyAlive on May 27, 2005

  POST MORE GOD DAMN POEMS DAMN IT! IF U DONT UR A DAMN FOOL!... lmao i had a damn spree! wOOt and it landed on ur page points and laughs hahahahaaaa!
  
  
  ,,,^..^,,,
  ^its not under his eyes its OVER his eyes!!!!!
• ruiven on May 26, 2005

  ur telling me!so strange! so far i have not met 1 person so llike me!cept my friend bexa maybe,but she grew up right down the street from me,so of corse we are so much alike!but me & u,thats just...wow!
  ~raven
• clara on May 26, 2005

  don you just hate how this thing is putting bunny instaed of fuck!?? if i wanted to say bunny id put it in a sentece about fluffy woodland creatures not how im so fucking sad or whatnot! lol that is kinna creepy/ cool about the new orleans and brazil stuff - man i thought i was origonal there lol yay a soulmate or sumthing! have a luvly day~
• ruiven on May 26, 2005

  heyy mummy!
• antique on May 21, 2005

  hello cutie
• FullyAlive on May 16, 2005

  ask ur japanese person what elfungual means (i kno what it means) n how u spell it...
• ruiven on May 7, 2005

  awwww!hun!ilu 2!!!!!!!!!!! just get outta there and everything will be ok.*gives a sad smile*ilu!i miss u!just get the hell outta there soon*keeps the sad smile but starts to cry*ilu!*goes and lisons to a sad song and crys sum more*
  
  ~raven
• FullyAlive on May 5, 2005

  srry... i was rlly pissed but im over it...ilu, im sorry
• ruiven on May 4, 2005

  awww love u too mummy!
• antique on May 4, 2005

  
  
  
  
  
  love ya hun
• ruiven on May 2, 2005

  um...ur welcome?
• FullyAlive on May 1, 2005

  hey...it makes ur author page longer!
  lol
  
  *~BeXa~*
• ruiven on April 29, 2005

  um...that....was...interesting?thank you bexa(once more)for leaving me a hell of a long comment!lol!just cause u have so much fucking time on ur hands cause ur in a hospital does NOT mean u have to annoy the shit outta the rest of us!
  jk!i don't mind so much!but god wut was that about?*gives bexa a concerned look*
  ~arevn
  (raven all screwed up)
• FullyAlive on April 29, 2005

  Tasha:::" Hollie, you need to stop beating my meat. You made it black and blue."
  * A conversation between me and Hollie during English. She had drew a penis on my back a few days earlier in black and blue permanent marker.*
  
  Hollie::: "There with the door in the front!"
  *Hollie was trying to tell her mother which house was Dillons. What she didn't seem to realize is that most houses have doors in the front. Shes a dork like that. *
  
  Megan:::Why are you smelling your socks?"
  Hollie:::" I dunno. Its what I do when I take them off."
  
  
  MORE FUN STUFF
  
  I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
  
  Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone’s answering machine? ‘Hi, it’s a great day and I’m out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is ‘Share the love.’ Beep’ ‘Uh yeah… this is the VD clinic calling… speaking of being positive, you’re test is back. Stop sharing the love.’
  
  One time I met this blind man at the Taco Bell on Mission St. He was a funny man we both talked about how hard life was, living without being able to see. See, I told the man I was blind too. At the end of the conversation I started to make a ruckus, knocking over cups and rolling on the ground. "What's the matter!", the blind man asked. "Some hot taco sauce has gotten in my eyes! It burns it burns!", I screamed. I then proceeded to get up and yell , "My sight! My eyesight is back! Oh thank God, because of this hot taco sauce I can now see again!". I spent the rest of the day helping that blind man rub hot sauce in his eyes. It didn't work for him of course. I had a video camera at the time... I shit my pants laughing that day. I love that blind man. He's such a trooper.
  
  One time I hid in the toilet of a flea market porto-potty. It was kind of gross but, it was still extremely entertaining. See, what I would do was whenever someone would take a crap I would simply catch it and shove it back inside there asshole. The cops really had a hard time pulling me out of that porto-potty... either way... It was a cool experience.
  
  I followed this woman home one day. It was cool. I broke into her house and hid in her shower. I stayed there till the next morning waiting for her to come in, undress, and take a shower. When she came in and started to take off her clothes I began to masturbate. It was so extremely arousing. I guess I was to loud because she caught on and beat the living shit out of me with a soap on a rope. If you ask me I think my grandma should lighten up. I mean she saw me naked when I was little. Goddamn woman take a chill pill!
  
  I once had a zit the size of a golf ball. It was gross. I had to slice it open with a razor blade. I started to bleed out of control and my Mom quickly rushed me to the hospital. The doctors had a hard time stitching me back up after that. "Damn," I said "That zit almost killed me." That's when I found out that it wasn't a zit it was actually just my one remaining testicle... I should have learned my lesson the first time. I don't see why I don't remember these things...boy was my face red!
  
  One time when I was young I got a small jar of mustard stuck up my ass. It was so far up there that I had to go to the doctors to have it removed. When the doctor went in for an exploratory he could not find the mustard jar. "How far is it up inside you?", the doctor asked me, "It's deep in there," I said ,"keep looking." The doctor proceeded to reach farther into my anal cavity, but still no jar." I cant seem to reach it," the doc said. "I think we will have to do an x-ray, to see whereabouts the jar is in your ass." "No. That's OK", I said, back to him,"I just wanted you to stick your hand up my ass. That's all." After that the hospital banned me from coming back, but I still see the doctor from time to time.
  
  There was this one time I got my finger slammed in a car door ... "ouch! my finger! ", I yelled. I then did a little "I hurt my finger dance" around the car. A few minutes into the crazy dance This man came up to me and asked what I was doing. " I slammed my finger in that car door," I said ... There was a long uncomfortable pause ... then the man asked me ,"What were you doing in my car?" . "Oh shit!", I said and ran home. Later that day there was a knock at the door, it was the cops. They sat me down and told me that the man who's car I broke into wouldn't press charges if I just gave back the video tape I stole from his car... "OK," I said and gave them the video ... The funny thing is the video I stole from his car wasn't the one I gave to the cops. See, I gave the cops a video of gay porn. Titled Gay porn extreme XXX. You should have seen the way they looked when I handed it over. The strange thing is that the guy never asked for the real tape back. I guess he wanted to masturbate to gay porn pretty bad, that funny man. He turned out to be even more gay then me.
  
  
  
  
  
  i kno... more random stuff but 2 bad...its funny!
• Already Gone on April 29, 2005

  OMG!!!!!! i LOVE that song! but i don't get the whole "the shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S" stuff. unless it's an inside joke i'm not getting. well, i hope to find out soon!
  
  <3 always,
  megan
• ruiven on April 29, 2005

  well, tell me when u find it again!
  
  all u ppl r makeing me happy 2day! *giggles her self to death*
  
  ~raven
  Edited on Apr 29, 8:15 because ''.
• ruiven on April 29, 2005

  thanx bexa...that was....random?
• Suitcase Balladeer on April 28, 2005

  wait yeah i do....ep...lost it again
• Suitcase Balladeer on April 28, 2005

  .....hahaha......signs of goth, wearing rock band t-shirts.......haha....uh i dont get it
• Suitcase Balladeer on April 28, 2005

  its the name of the band who sung the song to the lyrics above on my page.
• FullyAlive on April 28, 2005

  oh yea!
  that song is the shit!!!!!
  LoL
  *~BeXa~*
• FullyAlive on April 28, 2005

  "Hollaback Girl"
  Uh huh, this is my shit
  All the girls stomp your feet like this
  
  A few times I've been around that track
  So it's not just gonna to happen like that
  Because I ain't no hollaback girl
  I ain't no hollaback girl
  
  Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
  
  I heard that you were talking shit
  And you didn't think that I would hear it
  People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
  So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
  Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
  That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
  
  A few times I've been around that track
  So it's not just gonna to happen like that
  Because I ain't no hollaback girl
  I ain't no hollaback girl
  
  Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
  
  So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
  No principals,no student-teachers
  Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
  So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
  Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
  That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
  
  A few times I've been around that track
  So it's not just gonna to happen like that
  Because I ain't no hollaback girl
  I ain't no hollaback girl
  
  Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
  
  Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
  B-A-N-A-N-A-S
  (This shit is bananas)
  (B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
  
  Again
  This shit is bananas
  B-A-N-A-N-A-S
  (This shit is bananas)
  (B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
  
  A few times I've been around that track
  So it's not just gonna to happen like that
  Because I ain't no hollaback girl
  I ain't no hollaback girl
  
  Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
  
• Already Gone on April 26, 2005

  hey. i'd thought i drop by n say hi. i'm kinda on a thin line between life and death right now. raven n amy r threating me w/ rubber bands so i have to say something funny. uh....... i'm wearing a shirt w/ a cat on it! well anyway, i hope raven n amy will spare my life. gotta go!
  
  <3 always,
  megan
  

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