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  • mina nagi on October 1
    HI Pinks, you're missed badly...

    mina
  • cvillelisa on February 5



    hi.

  • Exit-Stage-Right : pliiinnnnky ponnnnnk....... on November 21, 2008
    Watch the swinging pendulum...
    your eyes feel like lead weights...
    sleep... sleep... sl.........
    Okay, repeat after me... "I want to become active on A.P. again"... "I feel inspired to write profound epics"... at the count of one you'll be wide awake!
    3...
    2...
    ONE!

    Hope it's working!
  • dp robertson on February 27, 2008
    I think about you more than you would ever guess. In most places I go in this dark world, the one watt lamp is king. You my dear have a unique radiance.

    xx
  • horus8 : I love you! on December 13, 2007
    Wishing you a merry christmas.
  • beeblebear on November 28, 2007
    79
  • cvillelisa on September 26, 2007









    Thinking of you today.
  • mina nagi on September 3, 2007
    Miss You


    mina
  • Woodworm : The Sticky Trails and Matriculations of Being a Plonguin on July 22, 2007
    This author is Great for the following Reasons.

    1. She makes penguins laugh so hard that they fall into crevasses.

    2. She makes crayfish laugh themselves into crevices.

    3. She breeds prize-winning Ironic Cacti.

    4. Just becooooze.



    I miss you, so I do.


  • cvillelisa on July 8, 2007


    Hi Plinky. Most Brilliant One. Hope this July finds you with plenty of sherry and one or two cute penguins.

    xo
  • Long Road Home : oh shit on May 3, 2007
    I used Perhaps twice. I hate when that happens. Stupid brain recycling words when its not supposed too. So scratch that second perhaps and replace it with a "Pfaugh!"

    reads better that way anyhow...
  • Long Road Home : Plinkyponk on May 3, 2007

    Perhaps the greatest poet ever to dribble drivel here on AP.
    Like other greats before, evoking
    intimations of mind and spirit.
    Need I say more? Perhaps, but that could be over-
    kill, and
    your body of work speaks for itself.
    Perhaps it doesn't really matter in the end,
    overkill be damned.
    Next time I'm getting a bottle of sherry and wearing
    knickers to the penguin ball.
  • Lute on May 1, 2007
    Ed mention breasts. calls them boobies tho.

    Lute thinking mebbe he should take hisself off cruise control, as it would be terrible if he were to crash & burn with no-one to sue. Thsi is america tho, so perhaps there is still hope? Nah. Forget that. Lute sometimes Naive. Dat mean stoopid, makka good girl name tho I thinking. Not that Eve was that way at all, well I mean at first. Uhoh, meandering Lute, that what happens on cruise control, I guess.
  • windhover3 on May 1, 2007
    two cats dressed in penguins sidle there way to the mousehole stoop swinging sardines like gentlemen's canes and whistling monacled songs of yesteryore.

    they deeply bow as if apologizing profusely. they seem a tad embarrased.
  • Long Road Home : I found a bug in allpoetry on May 1, 2007
    Guess what... I found a bug that lets me add my own prewrites to my frozen tempus meatloaf contest. What a gas... I wonder if it'll let me give myself the gold... (tempting). But enough about me. I came to tell you that I'm now officially accepting prewrites and you should enter everything you've ever written that's not already in the contest because I've decided to break a whole bunch of records with this contest as follows:

    1. Longest-running contest on AP
    status: done (i think) open now since last of august 06
    2. Longest (most verbose) contest on AP
    status: done (i think) so fucking verbose your eyeballs will dry out and shrivel up while reading
    3. Most rules ever in a contest
    status: who cares... lost count
    4. Most views of a single contest
    status: don't know... over a thousand views, but don't know what the record is
    5. Most entries in a contest by Plinkyponk
    status: done. Woot!
    6. Most obscure references to Ed Peterson
    status: It's in there somewhere
    7. Most annoying contest ever
    status: hahahahaha! does overkill count?
    8. Most entries ever in a contest
    status: oh this is the new part.. let's get going...
  • Woodworm on April 16, 2007
    This author is great because she can catch 43 buses at the same time and still manage to eat a boiled snail's pancreas.
  • dp robertson on March 22, 2007
    Well for starters I have been busy I tell you, busy, flat out, consumed by work, tread milled, worn flat, laboured to death, over employed, leaving the house and coming home sometime later, dragging my stooped carcass, dawdling in after sunset looking aged and shagged and not all that much wealthier, damaged, shabby, dog eared, dilapidated, pushing the boulder up hill, preventing my life from sliding down hill, being positive trying to ignore the hill, as I pitch face first into the hill thinking, who put this fucking hill here? A day surrounded by strangers, people where even once is too many, known as the public but loathed as individuals, human beings on the outside, ‘what the fuck?’ on the side, strange personalities with juxtaposed humour, certainly juxtaposed to mine and very likely juxtaposed to yours, unless you are one of them and then of course you are the cause and ‘course you can just intercourse yourself sideways from here on end with the rough end of a pineapple. But that’s my job, my occupation, my profession, my career, talking, conversing, thinking I’m dying, disappearing, vanishing, becoming extinct as I run out of breaths, mouthfuls of air, inhalations, exasperations, frustrations, irritations then “Honey I’m back!” to my residence, my dwelling, my abode, my address, my domicile, to my domestic, family, household, hell hole, hell its home, Christ we can’t all live in a palace you fucking elitists! But then one day I’ll be dead and from then on I really won’t give a shit, especially those people still trying to pull pineapples from the arse. And how are you? Splendid I am hoping.

    David
  • micha : Not yet all the way back from Mars on February 14, 2007
    Oh, been away away and not quite back, but for too long haven't gotten here to your pageypage and just thought I'd stop in and send
    and where is that No.7 Bus?
    oh, plink, ms.plindeponk, miss you, who wouldn't and even miss me...lol?
    oh, love and love and many penguins wished you from your not much around old silly Ms. Nutzerella...
    Oh, Plink!
    You are especially special and maybe I'll be able to read you soon a bit and ohhhhhhh, just
    ((((((((((ms. plink)))))))))))))
    I even learned how to make one of those big hearts such as you you you have so lookie---->
    just for you and just cuz'
    just michelinieeeeeeeLongAway and had to say hello and at least say hello, sooooo...



    whoelsie?
    tra-lah
    I may not be around much but I think of you so I had to do this at least, sigh~

  • plinkyponk on November 11, 2006
    so you haf bin sneaking around my pages and not making any comments...we haf ways of making you comment....and write pomes....i shall be taking a luk at yur stuff you naughty fing you....thanks for this comment i am glad you like my stuff....it varies i suppose but my fave thing is 'your blue crinkly bits look very inviting tonight darling he crooned' so read that for me theres a dahlek xxx
  • clearfireburnsblack on November 11, 2006
    haha i love your stuff its so ramdom!!!

  • plinkyponk on November 6, 2006
    i thought my rosary beads were a bit squashy. what does a caper look like is it similar to a sardine only without the knobs i really have no idea about posh food. i have been watching ladettes into lady on telly and i want to be a princess actually they do very nice sardines as well as john west.
  • plinkyponk on November 6, 2006
    smurtop flerpingpoo you spelled it wrong do you realise what you are saying ooh i think youre really brave saying that
  • plinkyponk on November 6, 2006
    just write anything i always do....i always think i have nothink left too so just put down anything and then it starts your brain working again ...if all else fails do a poem about not being able to write everyone has to have at least one poem about that methinks otherwise theyre not real writers which is why i dont have one teehee.....
  • NotAPoet on November 5, 2006
    Remember me plink? you should convince me to start writing again.
  • qwerttyuiop on November 5, 2006
    yes yes yes smurtorp flerpingploo
  • on November 4, 2006
    Yes but was it marinated? Was it .... STUFFED? Was it? Oh it means you are a splendid Catholic. Never mix up rosary beads with capers, though, because that would be very silly indeed.
  • plinkyponk on November 4, 2006
    yes i think it was a pickled gherkin i never had.....plus i once looked at a olive and i didnt eat that either...does this mean i am a terrible catholic
  • on November 3, 2006
    Well it depends: was it pickled?
  • plinkyponk on November 3, 2006
    i have never had a gherkin does this mean i am still a virgin ...
  • on November 3, 2006
    Gherkins
  • plinkyponk on October 19, 2006
    ooh you rude mayor you....i should slap your face...or somethin
  • Long Road Home on October 18, 2006
    scru b bled ill y fat wor ssplin kled oo bah swib bleeeee!
  • plinkyponk on October 18, 2006
    scrubble dilly fatworts splinkle doobahs wibble
  • Long Road Home on October 17, 2006
    Risque de feu
  • plinkyponk on October 17, 2006
    im excited and all fluffy now
  • plinkyponk on October 17, 2006
    lol phew its gettin really hot in here
  • Long Road Home on October 17, 2006

    Penguins bow before her
    like ancient vassals
    in awe of
    nobility.
    kneeling as
    yellow buses approach.
    Perhaps she'll
    own me someday,
    not that I'd mind...
    kisses my sweet

  • micha on October 15, 2006
    have missed you and still may not be around much, but love and smoochies and penguins and buses all wished you...
    oh me, oh my, Take Care,
    just I...
    the nutzerellina
  • micha on October 15, 2006


  • micha on October 14, 2006
    I'm back at last to squeak in and say hellodeargwynplink and ohhh, the site has somehow the Windy One back I see and though I cannot seem to perhaps write much these days at least I've done a verrrrry few new and as I am on now, this being the micha as opposed to the acqua persona I had to say well...
    smooooooooooooooooch, I miss you and had to at leasy say good day, hello, I love the site's own PlinkdePlonkity genius lovey and ah, no sherry but tea?
    Oh, Just


    <--- filled with a never ending supply of whatevr you wish and you may share if you like or not, sooo....
    LOVE AND BIGHUGS,
    looneymichelinanutzerellakinsdoopdoopdeedoop
    mimimimimimimimimi
  • qwerttyuiop on October 3, 2006
    binglespang mopplyclope
  • plinkyponk on September 26, 2006
    the answer was it was his grandad making the smells.
  • plinkyponk on September 26, 2006
    this last meatloaf contest was his third...i love rule number 8 the hideously disfigured number 88 really- he tells it a lot better. he is judging it now. i entered three times.the poor man its one way to get your stuff read!i shall be testing him later.i have just been reading your recipe today remember it about pretend you are a lentil for three quarters of an hour..etc and longroadhome /the mayor about purple soup and throwing rocks at prince.....dead funny...
    how did they ever decide what to call what for example what if someone wanted to call a nose a drobble and the other one didnt and how did they decided didthe whole village have a vote and did they just pick a few favourite words out and drobble might have been one of them.....should i ask the spirit world. have you heard it on radio....one man came on and he could have asked anything and what he wanted to know was -was it his grandad who made the smells or the dog which his grandad blamed. anyway the medium said normally the spirit world wouldnt answer questions like that but that today the spirit world was making an exception.
    the dj wanted to get in touch with celebs but the medium refused to chat with elvis
  • on September 26, 2006
    Oh THAT'S who the Mayor is. Ah, I see now. The meatloaf contest was rather special.
  • plinkyponk on September 26, 2006
    they are brilliant arent they....cruise control and she goes to make a sarny....cruise control....what a great interpretation she'd been watching too much telly i think plus she must have felt so 'RIGHT 'when she got the money and a new vehicle whereas we wouldhave just felt stoopid if we had a dunnit.

    Are you going to join the mayors new groups hes got three. he used to be longroadhome his last comp was no meatloaf on a stick or something you probably know him already
  • on September 26, 2006
    Those awards are magnificent. I love Americans with all my heart. They are lovely.
  • Wesley Storer on September 25, 2006
    Thank you kindly Plinky Plunk Plinky Plonk. ha ha cute moniker there! I belive God is very kind! Most organised religions are always engaged in vain disputes of some kind. Just last night I was listening to a preacher who talked so long on water baptism a person would think baptism more important than God. Best Wishes Angel Plink!
    Edited on Sep 25, 3:22 p.m. because ''.
  • Wesley Storer on September 25, 2006
    I don't think the pain of a broken tail bone would be any where near worth 113 thousand dollars. You express yourself very well. Best Wishes Always!
  • plinkyponk on September 25, 2006
    penguittens...oh you are so marvellous i love your mind penguittens.....oooooo
  • windhover3 on September 25, 2006
    still love the penguittens.
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