Guestbook entries for notorious

• sheltered on November 28

  damn cigarettes
  shroud be in no
  way be attractive
  
  bane of my existence
  
  
  baggage... yes
  and quite
• kiwigirljacks on November 19

  I'm on my way to Gisborne
  
  Finally feeling over my virus - just in time!!
  
  I may or may not get on AP but save any news to fill me in when I get back!!
  
  And... write lots while I'm gone!!! lol
  
  
• kiwigirljacks on October 31

  I liked the summoning ofmy presence lol
  
  So yea, haven't been on for a few days!! Will catch you soon as I can!
  
  Yes, I'm typing this on my phone
  
  You rock!! Just thought... I haven't told you that in a while
  
  
• Ryno on October 27

  Oh my goodness! I just realized how much I miss you!
• kiwigirljacks on October 10

  I shouldn't comment anymore so I can stay a "faded parchment poet"!! Lol
  
  I'm moved now, wow that's tiring!! So I'm typing this on my iPhone, damn annoying.. Gotta get wireless set up here asap!
  
  You totally have to write something that isn't dialogue based or prose soon, doesn't have to be my poem, but just to do it again I totally have to just WRITE gah
  
  I cannot post a cute pic from my phone lol
• Polaja on September 28

  life is fucking messy.
• kiwigirljacks on September 27

  You haven't commented on the adorableness of the kitty yet!!!
  
  So, thought I'd just pop over and leave some random stuff on your page
  
  I'm at work... gah! I'm surprised you've managed to get on the computer lol
  
  I'm buying and eliptical cross-trainer! Yeah!
  
  I have a wheat pack on cause godammit I hurt my back at the gym
  
  OK.. that's enough..
  
  Later....
• kiwigirljacks on September 24

  Damn... I gotta buy a cross-trainer for when I move to my folks.. I don't want to move!!
  
  I have to sell my iPhone... and my life.. away! Gah!
  
  I shall tell you how the lawyer goes tomorrow... my days are numbered! Ahaha... well, my time on AP is, as won't be on here much when at my folks Damn.
  
  I feel wayy over-medicated.. you already know that
  
  Here's something to cheer ME up.. hah!
  
  
  
  goddamn that's adorable!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Polaja on September 21

  we just bought a bed, a mattress, a tall-boy, and two bedside tables, and another tall-boy.
  
  now I get to throw out all the stuff that is in our room.
  
  yay.
• sharptooth on September 20

  i wrote something, despite my cold medicine-ness. thought you'd be proud haha
• Polaja on September 15

  Remind me not to cut my hair when I'm angry.
• kiwigirljacks on September 12

  The kitty is back!!!! I can see it again!!
  Hehe it's so cute!!!
  
  Oh yea.. by the way.. I'm gonna be destitute in 3 months.. meh! lol
• kiwigirljacks on September 5

  My kitty stopped showing
  
  It was so cute too! Meh...
• kiwigirljacks on September 5

  OMG.. my Gold expires in 2 days!! I'm already panicking!!! lol
  
  I liked the Metallica song
  
  Oh man.. how cute is this kitty!! I want it!
  
  
  
  heh
• Polaja on September 3

  "who would you tell"
  
  ... my point exactly ... fucking hell ... so much effort to create an image and someone comes along and says something or looks a certain way and then what? You can't tell a damn person because that would shatter this thing you have lovingly fucking crafted out of little pieces of you ... and if that goes then there are the sideways glaces, the "she isn't right" ... the shame of the whole fucking thing. But then at the beginning it is never like that - it is all thumping beats and shared experience ...
  
  and the music, why is the music always so fucking sad?
  
  and the lies and the separation and the wondering ... but maybe I can ... and you know that it is totally irrational and it would be better left alone, but that little bit of extra effort, that appreciation, that shiny newness that makes you think of "what if"s and "maybe"s ...
  
  the "maybe"s are the worst ... you never know what will happen when that word pops in your hezd - and it is usually bad - but humans just don't learn do they? No ... they jump out of fucking planes.
  
  I miss you too.
• kiwigirljacks on September 3

  OK.. I'm leaving a picture while I'm still a Gold member for a couple more days lol. No doubt I'll buy it again cause I won't be able to stand being uncloaked hahaha
  
  Of course, I also have to stick with tradition
  
  
  
  
• sharptooth on September 1

  
  i figured that it'd be nice of me to post a picture of the law and order svu cast on your guestbook.
  
  
• divebar on August 31

  do you like fleet foxes?
• Polaja on August 27

  I bow down to the wisdom of avoiding social interaction with "friends" via recording their images.
  
  
• heaven all alone on August 24

  your background is really cool. it's like action movie rockstar
• sharptooth on August 22

  i'm baaaaaaaack!
• Polaja on August 22

  Gah - my computer crashed when Joel was trying to fix something - I'm really really sorry that I didn't come back ...
  
  
  
  I'm drunk though - and I lost Monopoly very convincingly!
• kiwigirljacks on August 21

  WTF You've deleted so many poems And that means all your dedications to me are gone!! Gone!!
  
  
  
  Just as well I like you so much or I might not forgive you!
• Polaja on August 15

  you would enjoy being given support but looked to a non-threatening source for discomfort ...
  
  
• sharptooth on August 13

  dude, where've you beeeeen, i feel like i haven't seen you on ap in years.
  
  probably not the case
  but i decided to stop by & say hey anyway.
• Polaja on August 8

  you smell of decaying syllables.
  
  
  
  well ... not really ... but I really like that insult!
• Polaja on August 8

  I have to judge my contests and really start this hiatus today ... right after I read about multicollinearity.
  
  
• Polaja on August 6

  I need to pee.
• kiwigirljacks : omg.. no picture on this guestbook entry!! lol on August 6

  I'm stopping by.. just.. because. No reason really other than that you are cool
  
  And.. you always manage to distract me from anything crap going on with your stories.
  
  You rock!
  ♥
• zillion on August 2

  haha I'm glad you think so. I quite enjoy your poetry as well.
• divebar on July 31

  fiiine. ill try.
• Polaja on July 29

  I also forgot that Joel said "oh, you silly goose" when I died - like it was something that I would do all the time.
  
  
• Polaja on July 29

  Ooh, and I forgot the part about where when everyone went crazy, I grabbed the arm of the man with the green jumper and he looked at me and muttered "you aren't a man" ...
• Polaja on July 29

  I had a dream last night and I'm going to try to remember as much as I can to tell you.
  
  First of all we (a random group of people with me and also Joel - who didn't look anything like Joel, but I knew it was him anyway) were walking in a place like Target, you know, with clothes and crockery and games etc. - but it was huge. Like ... the size of a small town, and there were tonnes of people all milling around.
  
  Now, Joel was the leader of our little group, and we were looking for someone we had lost. I'm actually pretty sure that she was dead. I was bouncing around being outgoing and having a flippant time of life, and I was chatting to everyone and darting around like a little social butterfly.
  
  *something really big happened*
  
  I, of course, missed that part, and had no idea what was going on. Everyone started walking in the same direction, but I don't know where we were all going. I saw a man wearing a green jumper, so I walked over and told him that I liked it and that it was my favourite colour. He replied "I'm not gay bitch" and with the hand that wasn't holding his boyfriend's hand - he reached out and strangled me. So I was dead, but still walking around being flippant about life. All of a sudden there was a cry from in front of us:
  
  "It's a lie"
  
  And then, boom, all hell broke loose, people were running everywhere, stealing from the store and having little camp-outs like you see homeless people with. Lots of dirty children (but dirty in an endearing way) sprung out of seemingly nowhere, and the place generally fell into disrepair in the space of twenty minutes. I remember grabbing a black dress, floor length, pretty awesome for a dress (haha) and swirling around with it, only to have it be ripped out of my hands by some crazy looking lady.
  
  Anyway, we were still following Joel, who seemed to know where he was going, he zigged and zagged a lot. Anyway, we were walking past a bunch of kids stealing scooters, and I said "pretty flashing lights" or something as unwitty as that - and he stopped and had a look. When he noticed that the lights were only on a couple of the scooters (oddly, the exact amount of people in our group) he threw one at a wall. It went straight through (which made sense to me in a dream-like fashion), so he grabbed me - being dead I didn't weigh very much - and we all got on these tiny little scooters and went through the wall. Before he did that though he slipped two cards into my hand, they were the same size as licenses.
  
  On the other side was a bedroom, not what I was expecting. And there was a man, he was flamboyantly crazy. Apparently he was some kind of god, because he could bring people back to life (although I didn't know this at the time) anyway, Joel started talking to him and I was gazing around wondering what was going on. All of a sudden the man started trying to get me to eat an ice-cream, but I didn't want to eat it, so I tried to push him away. Joel just looked on in silence, with an "I'm thinking" frown on his face. The man gave up and started throwing balls of ice-cream at me from the other side of the bed - using it like a fort. I was trying to ignore his behaviour because Joel was talking to him again, and I needed something to look at, so I looked in my hand at the cards.
  
  One of them had my name on it and one of them had the name of the person we were trying to find. They were like recipes. I wish I could remember what was on them, I can only remember a couple of them. "Ice-cream on the chin" was one on the card of the other girl (who I can't remember the name of) and on mine was "quick slick conversation" - mine had four and the other had six - but I have no idea what else was on them.
  
  So I kind of figured that this crazy man was trying to bring the other girl back to life using me, and Joel was trying to bring me back to life by entering into conversation with the man. This was too much for me and I blacked out. I woke up a little later and noticed that there were three of the things on the other card crossed off, but none on mine. I tried to talk to Joel about it, but it went kind of like:
  
  "do you -"
  "no"
  "but -"
  "of course not"
  "are you -"
  "yes"
  "oh"
  "love you"
  "you too"
  
  - he always knows what I'm going to say! But after that, the conversation on on my card was crossed off and we realised that anyone in the room could do it, not just the man. So the man started pelting me with ice cream while Joel was trying to fix the other two. In the end, the crazy man grabbed Joel and stared at him, apparently he agreed with what he saw, because he waved his arm and the last thing on mine got crossed off.
  
  Suddenly we were back in the store - which was completely empty, shelves and all (but there was still an outline on the floor where everything used to be). I started coughing, and then choking, and I reached into my mouth and started pulling out this green goopy stuff. It just kept coming, and I was throwing it on the ground in front of me, where it splashed on my legs all my colour came back (which I had never noticed that I was missing) - so I figured that I was supposed to put it on my skin.
  
  I woke up before I could actually see what would have happened though. And I think I missed some parts about the other missing/dead girl being a nuisance about not being brought back to life - but the memory of that is too fuzzy to understand.
  
  You have been guestbooked.
• kiwigirljacks on July 28

  Well I love reading the stuff you send me!
  
  I expect to hear all about the celebration when you do eventually get those Ray-Bans
  
  I saw this picture and thought of you!!
  
  
  
  
• kiwigirljacks on July 25

  Damn girl ... that screenplay you wrote was awesome!!! You have GOT to get it filmed.. that would be rad
  
  
  
  Had to do it
  
• Polaja on July 24

  You know what I love (and made me think of you?)
  
  Happy Birthday wishes from people I didn't realise knew my name!
  
  
• sharptooth on July 22

  never had bubble tea, but i've heard good things.
  woot, i'm going to the beach today and i'm pumped.
• Polaja on July 21

  I don't think I like fudge.
• sharptooth : enlightening information, courtesy of sharptooth: on July 18

  
• Polaja on July 16

  I miss you.
• Polaja on July 10

  This is the link that you asked for
  http://allpoetry.com/poem/5412387
  
• Polaja on July 4

  How about a short story on dentists?
  
  I have a dentist, she is blonde (with everything that it implies) and giggly, and I wonder how the hell she ever passed the necessary degree. I was twelve and getting a tooth drilled. I asked, politely, for anaesthetic ...
  
  "you're a BIG girl, you don't need it"
  
  I assured her that I did.
  
  "then why don't you look at the pretty train on the wall"
  
  WTF?!
  
  ... I hate dentists
• Polaja on July 3

  I worked out how to ease the pain of cardio at the gym - take C&P with me and read it on the bikes ... only it worked too well ... I can't walk properly.
  
  
• kiwigirljacks on July 2

  Dude! I am finally getting to your poems.. I think.. I'm whacked!! No, not on drugs lol.. just tired..
  
  (insert cool picture here that I haven't found yet hahaha)
  
  I will find a pic.. hopefully.. can't have two Adriana showing at once right? OK.. maybe you can...
  
  
  
  WOOP
• zochit2me on June 30

  You are an analytical analyst!...lol
  And pretty random as well as funny as shit.
  I was just here checking you out, not around alot anymore...too much drama for me at times and I am so drama free that I carry rocks just to keep me grounded properly...hummmm that was a stupid random statement...lol. Anyway carry on girly and try to keep the mob in shape around here...so many of them carry ropes around ready to lynch the first non-conformists they find.
  
  
  
  
  
• kiwigirljacks on June 28

  Damn.. that meant to say.. "bracelet" .. lol
• kiwigirljacks on June 28

  I think the bracklet is cool!! Not sure how many people could pull it off though...
  
  
  
  Yes, I will reply to the long message
• Polaja on June 27

  Holy shit - so many explosions - I say watch it!
  
  
• Polaja on June 26

  Ever have something to guestbook that you don't want AP to read? Yeah, me too.
  
  

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