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  • solarjinx on October 30
    and to think while I was scrolling down I was concocting a creatively insane answer to your proposed question.. and then I read HER answer.
  • narcissist on October 29
    OH! I know this.

    Oh, wait... You said fit. I only know the answer if you said dance. SO, for argument's sake, I will pretend you said "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"

    In order to arrive at an answer, the following facts must be taken into consideration:

    Firstly, angels simply don't dance. It's one of the distinguishing characteristics that marks an angel.

    They may listen appreciatively to the Music of the Spheres, but they don't feel the urge to get down and boogie to it. So, none.

    At least, nearly none. Aziraphale had learned to gavotte in a discreet gentlemen's club in Portland Place, in the late 1880s, and while he had initially taken to it like a duck to merchant banking, after a while he had become quite good at it, and was quite put out when, some decades later, the gavotte went out of style for good.

    So providing the dance was a gavotte, and providing that he had a suitable partner (also able, for the sake of argument, both to gavotte, and to dance it on the head of a pin), the answer is a straightforward one.

    Then again, you might just as well ask how many demons can dance on the head of a pin. They're of the same original stock, after all. And at least they dance. [Although it's not what you and I would call dancing. Not good dancing anyway. A demon moves like a white band on "Soul Train."]

    And if you put it that way, the answer is, quite a lot actually, providing they abandon their physical bodies, which is a picnic for a demon. Demons aren't bound by physics. If you take the long view, the universe is just something small and round, like those snow globes. [Although, unless the ineffable plan is a lot more ineffable than it's given credit for, it does not have a giant plastic snowman at the bottom.]

    But if you look from really close up, the only problem about dancing on the head of a pin is all those big gaps between electrons. - NG

    YES!
    For those of angel stock or demon breed, size, and shape, and composition, are simply options.
  • narcissist on October 27
    i'm a smooth criminal.
  • solarjinx on September 27
    she appears composed, so she is I suppose.
  • solarjinx on July 6
    you once told a boy to "man up"... that was fucking awesome and I'll never forget it.
  • solarjinx on June 26
    what the fuck?!! your new profile descrip is damn excitable! that should be a poem, really.
  • solarjinx on April 22
    Ophelia... isn't that a character from Hamlet? either way, it's nice, I like it.
  • cold fire77 on March 11
    read the poem i just posted. i'm not sure what i think of it.
  • solarjinx on January 23
    poets can go from invincible to invisible just like that, huh.

    i miss being invincible.
  • solarjinx on October 12, 2008
    I almost didn't recognize you, what with the new name and all.
  • shelly webster on July 23, 2008
    im on the verge of a breakthrough..

    i need just a tad more inspiration.
    help me out.
    xoxo
  • starsnostars on July 8, 2008
    the wind up bird!!!!
  • solarjinx on May 26, 2008
    QUOTE: inthedawnisaw on April 24, 2007
    "i think i'm gonna stick with this one. it's nice."

    HaHaHa, sure ya are!
  • cold fire77 on May 15, 2008
    "clouded visions", quite borrowed from my writing darling, i just hope you know that this merits a visit. we need to party soon and stop being douchebags.
  • more like war on March 9, 2008
    Hey, thanks for adding me to your favorites! May I ask how you came upon my poetry?
  • shelly webster on March 7, 2008
    i posted for the first time
    in a long time.
    this one's for you. <3
    __shelly.
  • yael on January 29, 2008
    i love your poetry.
    you are very smart.
  • cold fire77 on January 17, 2008
    are you at school now?
  • cold fire77 on January 17, 2008
    i love your current motto, makes my life a little bit.
  • narcissist : psycho on December 8, 2007
    fit like a bizarre 3-d puzzle put together by a three year old with his hands on a bottle of crazy glue. very original.
  • narcissist on September 12, 2007
    what's the update on gateway?
  • narcissist on September 4, 2007
    are you at ess first sem?
  • shelly webster : one of my greatest fans on August 23, 2007
    she's so cool.
    shes basically my number one fan
    except for my mom because she is.
    sorry, you're not my mom..
    you dont love me like she can.
    but i love it when she reads my poetry.
    i miss being here and reading her comments.
    she's very insightful in her comments
    and i dont feel like she skims
    through my poetry and
    goes monotone like with 'great write'
    or some whatthecrap comments like that.
    i feel like i get the feedback i need
    when she takes the time to just
    sit down and read.

    like i said, she's so cool.
    __shellywebster*
  • narcissist on August 10, 2007
    So you are ^^ ...Back, that is.
  • CassbotCUTSMAN on July 12, 2007
    i luhv you lil kayla.
  • narcissist on June 14, 2007
    give up
  • narcissist on May 15, 2007
    in that order?
  • solarjinx on April 24, 2007
    so, like, i love watching your name change. can't wait to see which beautiful butterfly you become in the end.
  • miss.misery on April 16, 2007
    heck yeah.
  • Fall.Of.Rome on April 16, 2007
    You guys are cheerful.
  • narcissist on March 29, 2007
    i get sick of them too.

    * tired*
  • miss.misery on November 14, 2006
    i know.
  • narcissist on November 13, 2006
    life's a stupid piece of shit.
  • narcissist on November 2, 2006
    hey it rhymed. how lame of me
  • narcissist on November 2, 2006
    can't go. mommy dearest is peakin about the gateway dealy. i'll be at the school tomorrow for pretty much the whole day again because i don't want to go to gateway and i feel like crap, and walking up there isn't my idea of fun.

    however, next day you want i can do. i'll make no plans til i hear back from you.

    see you tomorrow.
  • narcissist on November 2, 2006
    I haven't made other plans, but the past couple of days I've been super sick. Today was sort of okay, but on the walk up to gateway I almost passed out a couple times and keep feeling like I'm gonna be sick. I'll take a bunch of cold medicine tonight and if tomorrow I don't feel like I'm dying, AND if my mom actually stops being a bitch and says I can go, I will. But either way, I'll see you tomorrow cuz she won't let me stay home. Part of the bitchiness. Anyhow... Hopefully I can.
  • miss.misery on October 31, 2006
    alright. so today is tuesday. do you know if you can now? actually, if you don't respond to this for some reason, i'll just see you on thursday. so don't make other plans for friday.
  • narcissist on October 30, 2006
    gonna have to wait til tomorrow when i finish my gateway book, then my mom will okay the sleepover dealy. just an update.

    shit, it's dark already.
  • miss.misery on October 13, 2006
    winner.
  • narcissist on October 13, 2006
    loser.
  • narcissist on October 10, 2006
    i say we go to alaska and be bush pilots and/or mountain guides. i guess you could bring ken.
  • Watch You Die on October 9, 2006
    its more like goof then gay. geeze get your insults right you 2 faced...person? haha
  • AutomaticJoy on September 27, 2006
    How come you can put a picture in your bio and I can't? >.<
  • narcissist on September 21, 2006
    ended up not walking to the school for the bus, so i wasn't there today. will be next tuesday and thursday though.
  • narcissist on September 12, 2006
    look how many more views that poem got just because it says "erotica". haha
  • miss.misery on September 10, 2006
    haha yeah, i feel like a stalker but whatever lol i'll see you tomorrow though
  • Inmortal on September 10, 2006
    thanks for your comment...i just realized who you where lol ive been trying to figure that out for a wile now
  • narcissist on September 5, 2006
    i don't drink or smoke either. i still love you, kayla. i just suck at friendships and stuff. OH GOD, when you're at ndss, eat the hashbrowns in the cafeteria... they're three for a dollar. they're so good, i ate them everyday with ketchup. thinking about them makes me anxious... sigh.
  • miss.misery on August 29, 2006
    capitals are a fucking waste of time unless they're needed. and yeah, i plan on failing english again. woo.
  • narcissist on August 29, 2006
    ever notice we do well enough with punctuation, but any kind of capitalization is void most of the time?

    unless we're trying to yell... cyber-ly..
    Edited on Aug 29, 1:28 p.m. because 'y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.y.'.
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