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  • FallenAngel1990 on February 3
    Post More Butthead Or I Shall Attack You While You Sleep Remember I Do Dwell In Your Closet And On Your Couch
  • FallenAngel1990 on November 9, 2006
    dork
  • FallenAngel1990 on May 4, 2006
    Mike listen to blue burning orange by Hawthorne Heights,i know you will love it and be home this week please i miss the sound of your voice. emily
  • Night Hope on March 25, 2006
    Gotsta love that gonzo journalism... Thanks for your comment...a Gift, then...Be well, Poet... Wanda

    www.duirwaighgallery.com/inspiration_trailer.htm
  • Sheriff Chelsea on December 29, 2005
    Post some more poems you fucking douchebag.
    and buy me some alcohol gawddamnit
    Edited on Dec 29, 12:52 because 'I'm gay'.
  • Sheriff Chelsea on July 19, 2005
    AH! MIKE! I haven't talked to you in AGES! Few corrections sweetheart, I sold my horse and quit riding for medical reasons (yes, it was quite emotionally painful), and as long as alcohol and cigarettes are not outlawed as a controlled substance, then they, in my view, are not drugs. But anyways, I hope you're having a wonderful time NOT talking to me and ignoring me, and as you will most likely not talk to me again, have a wonderful rest of whatever! <3
  • on June 22, 2005
    My little porkchop! You were online and didn't send me a greeting????
  • on January 20, 2005
  • on October 13, 2004
    Holy shit, I never noticed youhad a poem about Jay London...I'll come back and read it. Getting off work now. Laters.
  • on September 13, 2004
    mikey....you need a pic on your page...it's a free preferred week!
  • King Bongmaster on August 8, 2004
    MikeporkChops You have been invited to come join the 420 Stoner society

    http://allpoetry.com/application/748695

    please proceed
  • LadyHarley on August 7, 2004
    I'm kinda confused. There was a link on my page for a new one of your's but it's not here now. Did you delete it?

    Hi, my silly little boy.

    Jen
  • Sheriff Chelsea on June 29, 2004
    MIKE!!! Holy jesus I miss you! Everytime I go horseback riding in Holden I think of you and your lack of legs And I'm pretty sure you're sitting home, all alone, drinking beer and trying to figure out how to have your evil ways with one of the stallions. Good day, my dear amigo!
    Chelsea (AKA Lolita)
  • luvzbenji145 on May 28, 2004
    hi
  • on May 28, 2004
    Mikey! It's me, LonelySoul, I changed my name. How are ya?
  • on April 26, 2004
    Mike, where the hell have you been? YOu're entering a world of pain...a world of pain.
  • SinistersMind on April 24, 2004
    hi hello good day good bye...I'm kidding. interesting h/p.
  • on April 15, 2004
    I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy--something like that.
  • on March 31, 2004
    Mike...your page needs an update. It's becoming passé and a bit dull.
  • mikeporkchops on March 31, 2004
    Dear Mike,
    You are fucked. You're so ugly inside, that when you have a bowel movement, I have to run to the hills, while listening to Iron Maiden. Also, that time you rode that girl like a pony was very humiliating for her. You bastard. Sometimes man, you're just a jerk, an asshole. Although, you always get great weed. So... it's forgiven. Let's eat cheese and start living. Fucking maniac...

    much love,
    Not Mike Porkchops
    Edited on Mar 31, 2:13 p.m. because 'Gnomes, lawn, check....'.
  • on March 22, 2004
    Awesome....pretty trophy, mike! It really ties the page together.
  • on March 17, 2004
    As your attorney, I advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline.
  • StarrieNacht on March 5, 2004
    I was just looking up your main page and saw that your favorite book is things fall apart... Truly a wonderfully and unexplainable well written piece of literature! What I've read so far is truly beautifully done... I think you have lots of talent and I wanted you to know this... Do take care of yourself. Always ~Star
  • on March 3, 2004
    wassup?
  • Kinky Kimmi on February 5, 2004
    I feel the same about my user page.. so i just made up a load of fictional madness. hehe.
    Luv Kimmi
  • ugly duckling on February 2, 2004
    Hey bud, I usually just use this site to post my thoughts in some sort of assurance, that how i think is relatively normal and atleast artistic, in some sort of sick way. But then i stumbled upon the group that you've created. Chop, Mike, Porkchop whatever you would like to be acknowledged by, ive lived through enough addictions and affiliated experiences to fill a Hunter S Thompson series. If you want a group member who can describe the world through the eye of the needle and numerous other directions then I'd happen to be your saviour.

    "It's my habits that made my fingers weak, when my chances came i couldnt grab em." -Listener

    -ugly duckling
  • Silver Spirit on February 2, 2004
    ooo where in MA are you from?
  • Vampyre Elf on January 30, 2004
    your insane??????? wicked cool
  • Talia on January 15, 2004
    I almost thought you were English for a second, but see ya from America

    I'll be back to comment, just wanted to stop by and say cheers for the comment.

    Natalia
  • on July 16, 2003
    also...on tiptoes the cranky footless belted vagrant sniffed and sighed before he lept into the air--which was a cement wall painted orange...and landed in first position (ballet style) with a crooked scowl making his lips quite long and horizontal...he could taste the jibberish on your tongue althogh you were miles away in a stale library cracking your head aginst the computer screen...you claim to have never kissed a a forensic scientist wearing a tutu-- gone mad they think--really just messing with they who think.

  • on May 29, 2003
    wow, thank you greatly for your words/compliments on my work--i'm honored you think such things!

    i send you similar words of praise, although i doubt i can put it as strikingly as you, so i leave it at this-
  • twisted butterfly on May 28, 2003
    Hi Mike. Sorry I missed you online the other night when you left a message, I must have just logged off All Poetry. Just wanted to let you know I caught up with all the poems of yours that I hadnt commented on. Didnt realise there were so many I hadnt read, so its been a really nice morning reading all of them. 'Memory' and 'The Name' are just fantastic. Hope youre well.

    Lisa x
  • Dark Angel69 on May 26, 2003
    Hey ya!
    Dark Angel here and I just wanted to say hey since I'm in your vodkanauts! Hell yeah! Drunken poetry!

    ~Dark Angel69~
  • twisted butterfly on May 11, 2003
    where are you? missing your poetic inspiration. get back online muse

    Lisa x
  • twisted butterfly on May 3, 2003
    hope to catch up with you soon mike. email me or something

    Lisa x
  • twisted butterfly on April 16, 2003
    so um like ive said before a few times i believe.....get yourself a computer at home damn you lol... i need to do a collab with you and doing it is hard when you only get online so rarely!!!

    hope youre ok
    hope to speak to you soon mike

    Lisa x
  • Torn Aura on April 4, 2003
    Mike, thanks for your recent comments, you're too nice!


    Aura
  • Todd Roswell on March 19, 2003
    I agree, Things Fall Apart is a great book!
  • LadyHarley on March 11, 2003
    When is my Mikie coming back???? I miss my Mikie. *crys*

    Jen
  • DougMcCue on February 25, 2003
    hey i joined your group although vodka is not my fav... whisky for me... i like your poem titles... i will read them later... sleep now... worry about the mild headache in the morning...

    oh right... i think i am insane too... someone dropped me on the face today... he is still a good friend...
  • alan on February 11, 2003
    ty for your comments on my "We've Got The Drugs"..Wick Bastard Boys? I'm intruiged? Is that the name of your band? Look forward to reading your work - Alan
  • Nam on February 6, 2003
    Hey man, thanks for the laugh.

  • twisted butterfly on February 5, 2003
    hiya.... havent caught up with you in a while so wanted to say hello....



    Lisa x
  • mikeporkchops on January 30, 2003
    LadyHarley, I was wrong, and humbly beg for forgiveness. You must remember, I may be King of Sorrow and Whiskey, but above all, I will forever be the King of Idiots.

    much love,
    mike porkchops
  • LadyHarley on January 30, 2003
    If you wanna comment on my poems, go right ahead, but please leave the comments on my sister to emails, please. That kinda pissed me off.
  • twisted butterfly on January 25, 2003
    oh yeah and i forgot to say...... 'No Words' was just amazing and had me completely speechless when i read it. id love to write something as powerful as that as easily as you obviously do.

    Lisa x
  • twisted butterfly on January 25, 2003
    Right, where to start. Well i was sat here on a rather dull saturday afternoon, trying to get some sort of inspiration, get over the writers block thats plaguing. Anyway so i look in the chatterbox and theres somebody in there telling everyone that his poem 'Thoughts of Brian' is the single best piece of writing on AllPoetry. Modesty is the first question that comes into my mind, but me being me, I went straight away to read it, and to find that actually yes hes right. Its an excellent piece. (there is a point to this ramble so bare with me)

    I carried on reading through your poetry and commenting and I have to say I think your work is amazing. Very very powerful poetry and an ability to keep the reader completely hooked till the very last word.

    Ive read a good few of your poems, but this is just to let you know youre going on my favourites and i will be coming back to read your back catalogue and any new ones you post.

    i think i found a muse.

    Lisa x
  • -Joey- on November 9, 2002
    Hmmmmmmm. well I am not much to start a fuss and all, but I guess I may be biased a bit because I am quite good friends with Leah, and well I do not think you read it quite right when you left those comments, I understand the need for 'flow' and well, you obviously did not read it right, because I thought it had a awesome flow to it, better than most of my own, and I would understand that comment on some of my work, but it was quite unwarranted on that piece, and my friend, it was not a pleasant poem at all, she was in a lot of pain penning out those words, so do please return, and try to read it until you hear the meter and flow, and then see the deep sadness it is talking about, the beauty of that piece was the very irony of the outward beauty and such a deep inward sadness, take that with you as you re read it, anywhos, I must read some of your work, Myra is quite brilliant, and if she leaves a kind word on your work it must be pretty good.
    sincerely,
    joe
  • on October 28, 2002
    Your butt sucks
  • myrataal on October 26, 2002
    Hi Mike! Welcome to Allpoetry.com - hope you enjoy it here.

    Please go back to the poem of Lee 'Wings of Gold' - I left a comment there on your comment. It is NO excuse to say 'I am insane' Poet - most 'insane' people are brilliant, so you would understand what I am saying there. I've got respect for all poets, and I can say at this early stage I'm gonna enjoy reading your work ... some of it, at least! LOL

    Kindest Regards, Myra
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