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Post More Butthead Or I Shall Attack You While You Sleep Remember I Do Dwell In Your Closet And On Your Couch
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Mike listen to blue burning orange by Hawthorne Heights,i know you will love it and be home this week please i miss the sound of your voice. emily
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Post some more poems you fucking douchebag.
and buy me some alcohol gawddamnit Edited on Dec 29, 12:52 because 'I'm gay'.
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AH! MIKE! I haven't talked to you in AGES! Few corrections sweetheart, I sold my horse and quit riding for medical reasons (yes, it was quite emotionally painful), and as long as alcohol and cigarettes are not outlawed as a controlled substance, then they, in my view, are not drugs. But anyways, I hope you're having a wonderful time NOT talking to me and ignoring me, and as you will most likely not talk to me again, have a wonderful rest of whatever! <3 
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 My little porkchop! You were online and didn't send me a greeting???? 
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Holy shit, I never noticed youhad a poem about Jay London...I'll come back and read it. Getting off work now. Laters. 
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 mikey....you need a pic on your page...it's a free preferred week!
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MikeporkChops You have been invited to come join the 420 Stoner society
http://allpoetry.com/application/748695
please proceed
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I'm kinda confused. There was a link on my page for a new one of your's but it's not here now. Did you delete it?
Hi, my silly little boy.
Jen
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MIKE!!! Holy jesus I miss you! Everytime I go horseback riding in Holden I think of you and your lack of legs  And I'm pretty sure you're sitting home, all alone, drinking beer and trying to figure out how to have your evil ways with one of the stallions. Good day, my dear amigo!
Chelsea (AKA Lolita)
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Mikey! It's me, LonelySoul, I changed my name. How are ya?
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Mike, where the hell have you been? YOu're entering a world of pain...a world of pain.
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hi hello good day good bye...I'm kidding. interesting h/p.
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I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy--something like that.
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Mike...your page needs an update. It's becoming passé and a bit dull. 
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Dear Mike,
You are fucked. You're so ugly inside, that when you have a bowel movement, I have to run to the hills, while listening to Iron Maiden. Also, that time you rode that girl like a pony was very humiliating for her. You bastard. Sometimes man, you're just a jerk, an asshole. Although, you always get great weed. So... it's forgiven. Let's eat cheese and start living. Fucking maniac...
much love,
Not Mike Porkchops Edited on Mar 31, 2:13 p.m. because 'Gnomes, lawn, check....'.
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Awesome....pretty trophy, mike! It really ties the page together.
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As your attorney, I advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline.
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I was just looking up your main page and saw that your favorite book is things fall apart... Truly a wonderfully and unexplainable well written piece of literature! What I've read so far is truly beautifully done... I think you have lots of talent and I wanted you to know this... Do take care of yourself. Always ~Star
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I feel the same about my user page.. so i just made up a load of fictional madness. hehe.
Luv Kimmi 
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Hey bud, I usually just use this site to post my thoughts in some sort of assurance, that how i think is relatively normal and atleast artistic, in some sort of sick way. But then i stumbled upon the group that you've created. Chop, Mike, Porkchop whatever you would like to be acknowledged by, ive lived through enough addictions and affiliated experiences to fill a Hunter S Thompson series. If you want a group member who can describe the world through the eye of the needle and numerous other directions then I'd happen to be your saviour.
"It's my habits that made my fingers weak, when my chances came i couldnt grab em." -Listener
-ugly duckling
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ooo where in MA are you from?
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your insane??????? wicked cool 
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Talia on January 15, 2004
I almost thought you were English for a second, but see ya from America
I'll be back to comment, just wanted to stop by and say cheers for the comment.
Natalia
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also...on tiptoes the cranky footless belted vagrant sniffed and sighed before he lept into the air--which was a cement wall painted orange...and landed in first position (ballet style) with a crooked scowl making his lips quite long and horizontal...he could taste the jibberish on your tongue althogh you were miles away in a stale library cracking your head aginst the computer screen...you claim to have never kissed a a forensic scientist wearing a tutu-- gone mad they think--really just messing with they who think.
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wow, thank you greatly for your words/compliments on my work--i'm honored you think such things!
i send you similar words of praise, although i doubt i can put it as strikingly as you, so i leave it at this-
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Hi Mike. Sorry I missed you online the other night when you left a message, I must have just logged off All Poetry. Just wanted to let you know I caught up with all the poems of yours that I hadnt commented on. Didnt realise there were so many I hadnt read, so its been a really nice morning reading all of them. 'Memory' and 'The Name' are just fantastic. Hope youre well.
Lisa x
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Hey ya!
Dark Angel here and I just wanted to say hey since I'm in your vodkanauts! Hell yeah! Drunken poetry!
~Dark Angel69~
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 where are you? missing your poetic inspiration. get back online muse
Lisa x
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hope to catch up with you soon mike. email me or something
Lisa x
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so um like ive said before a few times i believe.....get yourself a computer at home damn you lol... i need to do a collab with you and doing it is hard when you only get online so rarely!!!
hope youre ok
hope to speak to you soon mike
Lisa x
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Mike, thanks for your recent comments, you're too nice!
Aura
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I agree, Things Fall Apart is a great book!
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When is my Mikie coming back???? I miss my Mikie.  *crys*
Jen
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hey i joined your group although vodka is not my fav... whisky for me... i like your poem titles... i will read them later... sleep now... worry about the mild headache in the morning...
oh right... i think i am insane too... someone dropped me on the face today... he is still a good friend...
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alan on February 11, 2003
ty for your comments on my "We've Got The Drugs"..Wick Bastard Boys? I'm intruiged? Is that the name of your band? Look forward to reading your work - Alan
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Hey man, thanks for the laugh.

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hiya.... havent caught up with you in a while so wanted to say hello....
Lisa x
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LadyHarley, I was wrong, and humbly beg for forgiveness. You must remember, I may be King of Sorrow and Whiskey, but above all, I will forever be the King of Idiots.
much love,
mike porkchops
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If you wanna comment on my poems, go right ahead, but please leave the comments on my sister to emails, please. That kinda pissed me off.
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oh yeah and i forgot to say...... 'No Words' was just amazing and had me completely speechless when i read it. id love to write something as powerful as that as easily as you obviously do.
Lisa x
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Right, where to start. Well i was sat here on a rather dull saturday afternoon, trying to get some sort of inspiration, get over the writers block thats plaguing. Anyway so i look in the chatterbox and theres somebody in there telling everyone that his poem 'Thoughts of Brian' is the single best piece of writing on AllPoetry. Modesty is the first question that comes into my mind, but me being me, I went straight away to read it, and to find that actually yes hes right. Its an excellent piece. (there is a point to this ramble so bare with me)
I carried on reading through your poetry and commenting and I have to say I think your work is amazing. Very very powerful poetry and an ability to keep the reader completely hooked till the very last word.
Ive read a good few of your poems, but this is just to let you know youre going on my favourites and i will be coming back to read your back catalogue and any new ones you post.
i think i found a muse.
Lisa x
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Hmmmmmmm. well I am not much to start a fuss and all, but I guess I may be biased a bit because I am quite good friends with Leah, and well I do not think you read it quite right when you left those comments, I understand the need for 'flow' and well, you obviously did not read it right, because I thought it had a awesome flow to it, better than most of my own, and I would understand that comment on some of my work, but it was quite unwarranted on that piece, and my friend, it was not a pleasant poem at all, she was in a lot of pain penning out those words, so do please return, and try to read it until you hear the meter and flow, and then see the deep sadness it is talking about, the beauty of that piece was the very irony of the outward beauty and such a deep inward sadness, take that with you as you re read it, anywhos, I must read some of your work, Myra is quite brilliant, and if she leaves a kind word on your work it must be pretty good.
sincerely,
joe
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Hi Mike! Welcome to Allpoetry.com - hope you enjoy it here.
Please go back to the poem of Lee 'Wings of Gold' - I left a comment there on your comment. It is NO excuse to say 'I am insane' Poet - most 'insane' people are brilliant, so you would understand what I am saying there. I've got respect for all poets, and I can say at this early stage I'm gonna enjoy reading your work ... some of it, at least! LOL
Kindest Regards, Myra
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