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cafegroundzero : Intriguing poet: still a mystery but a rising star on November 23, 2006
Read for yourself. I dare you.
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many wishes to u and your family this holiday season.
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except if only for the sake of you not leaving another loose end I will say no, you do not tire.
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throwing typewriters at people and then taking their money is way better than actually selling anything. And I mean, hey, you're the writer.
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Don't you tire of being a cad?
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actually it's just a huge front for the world's largest game of kill-the-author.
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I had no idea you sold used typewriters.
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your job. as a writer. How's that working out for you.
And why is it that the worse a writer is the more self-righteous they feel? Is it insecurity? I mean, I deal with unsucessful local writers in person on a weekly basis, which is why I'm able to slightly control my mouth against desperate attempts to retain dignity. but honestly, I'm trying to do you a favor. Read your comments above and look at how fucking seriously you take yourself.
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Perhaps, but who said anything about Timothy Leary?
I said Aleister Crowley.
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timothy leary was an egomaniac.
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Finally, a helpful page. A page full of quizzes to take when I'm bored out of my mind. I think I've found my Savior.
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Actually, you got yourself banned for pointless unprovoked vulgarity.
I should know. I invented it.
my morals? my morals are right here, and with my wife and two kids, and to my job as a writer, and I quote from the top of my page
(if you would have taken the time to open your eyes)
you'd have noticed the causes I stand behind
"You'd might make a difference
If you weren't getting fat on bad TV
And celebrity bullshit.
www.unicef.org/
Don't be a pathetic self centered fairy
Help the fucking homeless,
and quit shoving pie down your trap.
www.fanniemaefoundation.org/
Are your Ugg boots, cell phone, and Paris Hilton
Come fuck me pants boring you to death?
Then inform yourself, and spare us
the trouble of watching you indefinitely puffing ass
Wake up to a real cause
www.pedaids.org/
Will the real heros please step forward
www.childrenofthenight.org/
Now... For the Music and Poetry"
now if I was some sort of monster
do you think I would be backing such
causes as pediatric AIDS, and the homeless?
all of this "ego" stuff is in your own mind.
and if you're getting the ego stuff from the top of my page
I'd have you notice that it's in quotes meaning
I wasn't the one that wrote it, that stuff on jesus and mary and horus and
isis is from Aliester Crowley, that's why it's in quotes, so don't
take your teen foibles out on me,
because frankly, it's boring, see a real shrink,
I'm merely a poet. Or better yet, buy my book
juno's peacock on amazon like the rest of
you nuts do, and critique that.
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listen, mister take-me-out-to-the-ball-game, if you're so freakin' important and having so much fun, and so god damn free and open minded why did you have me banned from allpoetry? I'f you're so righteous why are you so intent on keeping up the e-ego? If I may make a play on words.
It's not a personal attack just an honest questioning of your morals, in a really rude way.
and the real answer is, you don't need a publicist, you've got allpoetry!
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I didn't write that. That's why it's in qoutes.
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I'm married, and publicists are for the mainstream crowd.
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listen, for four mills a year I'm willing to be your image consultant and possibly even get you laid.
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before you have me deported write a long ranting poem about how you enjoy being kicked off allpoetry.
NUMBER ONE.
if you are having more fun than me why do you take yourself so FUCKING seriously. 'woman is governed by her sexuality... and ME. blah blah blah all these people kill themselves.'
NUMBER TWO
don't EVER write a list about yourself.
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Right. Here are some quick facts before I have you deported.
1. I have a very nice penis with very few diseases.
2. If I'm so egotistical then why am I having more fun than you?
3. Drug use has no affect on the size of a man's penis,
but rather his potency, and performance. I don't use drugs.
4. Anything dead will attract maggots, they have no preferences, really.
5. The glasses 'were' fake, much like yourself Ike.
6. I am richer than I need to be, rich with love, family, and friends,
not to mention bankable talent.
Thank you for displaying the obvious fact that I bother you.
That makes me very happy. Edited on Nov 10, 4:21 p.m. because ''.
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plus, lose the glasses, dickwad.
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you have:
A Small, Diseased Penis.
You are easily deflated and very creepy. Sadly you probably have no money because your ego was already so large that you thought you were god and did all the drugs in sight. This only made said penis smaller and instead of compensating for it with material possessions you pumped a little more air into your head. You couldn't attract maggots if you died.
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slurpy snopwirble
you could use that in one of your songs i will very kindly loan it out to you at a very reasonabubble rate. three cakes a fortnight.eeeh by gum that was strange about that wilders woman and the illuminati and the lizards and daivd icke and also did you view the tesco bums that was good.do you have tesco where you are its a supermarket. lots of love moi xpripple sqeem mungtrumpgorgpew
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allpoetry.com:2500/may05/published/How+to+Sleep+Sitting+Up
allpoetry.com:2500/may05/published/The+High+Hunt
allpoetry.com:2500/may05/published/Holed
Hey!  I don't know if they are all like this but when I tried to click on these links on your page it came up with Error 54 Gateway timed out. I don't know if that's just today or what. But just in case the links aren't good anymore you can fix them! 
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I like your page...completely brutal and honest. That, in itself, is talent.
~Rhiannon
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One should not go at the world without monsters of their own.
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a masonic manwich sandwich.
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You have some pretty cool songs
Even though it is Horus8 and the Werewolfs
Keep up your good work and keep the tunes a rolling Edited on Oct 26, 8:11 because 'I forgot my s in werewolfs'.
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I see you too, show me your real tits.
I'm that horny.
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dances Hayley started worrrrrkkk! Yay!
How's life in the land of horus8?
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just running thru, showing some luv...
wrote anything new?
got horus!
viva la horus
we love you!
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Been there, done that,(many people pointed it out to him) but he still refuses to believe. He poo-pooed the thought that Paul Simon or Leonard Cohen could be considered poet/songwriters. There was a topic on it on the boards, but it got removed. There is another topic that he started on lyrics, though.
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Did you tell him that villanelles, sonnets, and abudes, not too mention shakespeare don't lie. Poetry does not conform to the world of freeverse, or the world of rhyme, and anyone that tries to dimiss the other is only acknowledging their fear of it and lack of openmindedness. Edited on Oct 06, 2:15 p.m. because ''.
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Well yea.... now that you mention it, can I borrow ten bucks?
Heh!
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I hope you don't mind, but..... I mentioned your name to another poet on here as someone who he may want to read. He is under the illision that lyrics are not, and should never be considered as poetry.
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Oh... Sorry, most people are looking to shake me down, I panicked.
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Just passing through, who won the war?
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Call away, the response will be pure silence, now go play.
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But if what you say is true? Then, If I desire to be noticed, why on god's green earth would I attempt that from a poetry site? Do you think this site gets THAT much traffic? And why would I have chosen poetry as a means to be 'noticed' and not politics or sports. Now, lets be frank, poets are hardly what I'd call 'noticed'. Are you sure you're not high, and just pulling pud here O' my beuwolfian scapegoat? Edited on Oct 04, 4:34 p.m. because ''.
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Not really, I've put up with your hubris for the last three days without calling you out by name, and that's manners enough where I roam.
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The small pieces of you I see are quite enough thank you and funny enough I have read the majority of your comments and funny enough the majority are filled with the arrogance of someone who spends their time looking for ways to belittle others.
You have actually surprised me .. you have a wife, now she really must be an angel .. good luck to her ... she will need it.
I actually believe very little of what I am told or read or view, I tend to look between the lines and between yours I see only someone desiring to be noticed .. by what ever means possible.
You have taken enough of my time, which I could be using to do MUCH more usefull things, like washing my car, so I'll leave you encased in your world of .... well what ever it is you deem your world.
You may be well read, well educated etc etc etc, but you lack one thing .... manners.
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