Guestbook entries for galfalfa

• galfalfa on January 19, 2006

  Thought it was some sort of birth defect...had one leg longer then the other but alas it was my universe that was on a tilt..which made me on a tilt. Had to change all my furniture to accommodate the slant...kept rolling off my bed onto the floor.
  thanks for dropping in - loved your comment!
  
  
  ♥ gal
• blackrobot on January 19, 2006

  HELLO. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE HUMAN FEMALE.
• zzzzz on January 19, 2006

  An absolute nutess in residence, as the author's page attests. Haven't laughed out loud like this at any other AP author's page...This looney tune in residence is perverse, profane, ribald, and has a deliciously, wicked opinion of the opposite sex. Bring the straight jacket quick! The eyes have it, but she's got it werse---a curse of a tilted view of the Uni verse>>>> Peace, D. Owen
• vaseline on January 17, 2006

  oh no!!!!!! windings!! that penguin picture up there broke my heart
• galfalfa on January 14, 2006

  You're very welcome, anytime
  Try again later when the upgrade is finished and you shouldn't have any problems
  
  gal
• Tangled Angle on January 14, 2006

  THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
  
  I didn't notice that! lol Thanks for letting me know. I was really confused because I thought I was banned from the website. I was asking myself, "What did I do???" lol Thank you so much. By the way, my name is Tyler.
  
  -Tyler Drescher
• Cyber Artist on December 12, 2005

  Holly clap you wrote a book! nice one. (falls to the ground and chants I am Not Worthy) lol If I get a copy can I get it autographed ??????? with a special message (CLEAN)lol
• Celticpoet on December 11, 2005

  This page is a riot of fun!...I love it...full of innuendo and laughs!....you must be great company to be around!...superb!
• AALouisiana on December 10, 2005

  I like that acrostic of your nickname.......gives me an idea. thanks..swp
• galfalfa on December 9, 2005

  Well thank you Abner! I appreciate you dropping in
• Abner on December 8, 2005

  thanks... for writing u are making everything real...
• letmedoashortername on December 8, 2005

  I love ur joke at the top, lol
• M.J. on November 29, 2005

  How are you gal?
• galfalfa on November 29, 2005

  Apoffis
• M.J. on November 28, 2005

  s Gal
• rabidgnomes on November 26, 2005

  hillarious page omigod!!!! rolflmao!
• galfalfa on November 26, 2005

  thanks..it cracked me up too
• vaseline on November 26, 2005

  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  
  oh gosh. that cartoon up there is bloody hilarious!
• polgara on November 25, 2005

  You know I love to shame blubber sandwiches...it gets so rosey-pink-red and tenderized after a few slaps from the chicken .
• d-amour on November 25, 2005

  thanks for the applause :-) its apreciated, can you tell me perhaps what to do to become a greeter? i am disabled at the momen t due to war injuries that have underdone some surgery and i will probably spend days and nights on here and would love to make people feel welcome. by the way i think also the poetry wearing black might be of your liking mylady:-) again thanks for the applause
• galfalfa on November 24, 2005

  Oh my! And they think i'm nuts for the things i do with my rubber chicken but you, you boldly proclaim on my author's page that you would "shame" your blubber sandwhich and not only that, you would shame it with me....what's that called again,hmmmm a threesome! You, me and a blubber sandwhich You wanna stick that blubber where???
  thank you for the goofy pointing and the present!
  
• polgara on November 24, 2005

  Hi Gal...just sneaked over to have a boo at your cartoons and saw the acrostics up there lol. Wow...someone's given you a ton of roses,giggles and kisses above me. Sorry that I'm not as artistic, but you know I'd shame my blubber sandwich with you and a rubber chicken any day
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• pentopaper on November 22, 2005

  The next few days will be so hectic for me, so I am stopping by the author's pages of all my favorites to give a personal wish for a blessed Thanksgiving Holiday, full of love, warmth and laughter! Karen
• galfalfa on November 17, 2005

  Thanks for the encouragement along with the early morning grin Hugh Much appreciated
• hugh wyles on November 16, 2005

  My dear Will,
  ~~~
  On this All poetry interactive forum
  one finds many different views and varied minds.
  Some have, alas, such stiff sense of 'decorum',
  that they're perpetually up their own behinds.
  
  I'm sorry for those dismal, stiff-necked prudes
  who cannot laugh or see a funny joke
  and glad I'm not of those pathetic dudes
  whose brain is broccoli and artichoke.
  
  If you can swear and still not lose your virtue
  or use F words yet keep the common touch,
  as Kipling says, no criticism can hurt you
  and nothing that we write hurts others much.
  
  I want to say I love your written humours.
  There's no harm in some light, ribald relief
  and those who go around with twisted bloomers
  were best to keep their visits to us brief.
  ~~~
  With much appreciation, love and hugs XXX Hugh.
  PS: I've ordered your book from www.fishpond.
  Edited on Nov 16, 10:41 p.m. because 'Lost my grass skirt!'.
• galfalfa on November 14, 2005

  Hi there Joan,
  I shall make my way over for a visit....i have had some dealings with you in Wheezyanna's pages. I remember when you were to visit Hugh and your birthday was in or around that time frame - pretty close to my birthday if not on the same day.
  We wished each other a Happy Birthday back then and i wrote you a birthday ditty i think.
  You're most welcome to visit my poem pages and leave a comment but i will fully understand if it's not your cup of tea as my humour can be pretty wicked and naughty at times. I have been told a time or two by a few poets that my style of humour is beneath their sense of decorum and i totally respect that..to each his or her own Ok...so I'm on my way over for a visit
  I promise not to make too much of a mess
  
• angelica on November 14, 2005

  The cuppas are made,my Dad's famous rock cakes are made and I've kicked Bob out of the house so feel free to visit anytime, as HOH I will be paying you a visit and reading your hilarious poems and sharing a with you.
  Hugs Joan
  PS. Hugh is a wonderful man as you'll find out, I've just come back from a visit with him and Edna last month.
• galfalfa on November 14, 2005

  Hey there Joan,
  Thank you for the warm welcome - i feel honored by Hugh adding me to his favourites list because he enjoys my poems and my humour as I enjoy his. Hopefully this will blossom into a lasting friendship over time as it has done with many of my other faves. Thank you so much for the visit ..I will come visit you - so put on some tea and bring out the food
  
• galfalfa on November 14, 2005

  Hey, I love blowing bubbles - may i join in? Ok so they're spit bubbles but it's still a lot of fun I promise not to drool on you
  Thank you for stopping by...I loved it!
• angelica on November 13, 2005

  Dear galfalfa, As HOH it is my duty to welcome you to Hugh’s Harem that consists of both male and females in his favourites. Hugh is loved very much by all his favourites and we are all very proud of his wonderful poems.
  Hugh will personally comment on all your new postings as they appear on AP and is always willing to help with correcting or editing if you email your draft to him before posting.
  An Acrostic will be written for you, also you will receive
  Edna and Hugh’s Friday newsletter that hold a variety
  Of interesting subjects ~I hope you enjoy your stay with us~ angelica
  
  
  Edited on Nov 13, 9:17 p.m. because ''.
• the gunslinger on November 13, 2005

  blows bubbles across your page oooOOO OOOo oOooOoOOOO
  
  
  Just want to thank you for all you do here as a moderator...lots of BS you guys put up with, I am sure of it, but you are appreciated by me! Thanky ou! Happy Modding!
• heartnsoul on November 8, 2005

  I love the christmas spirit!!! Hmmm... gives me an idea when I'm shoveling the snow! I wonder, you think the neighbors would mind the artwork? Hope all is well, thought I'd drop by and say hi. ....HI! HELLO! BONJOUR!! uhmm, those are the only ones I know! ~Michelle~
• galfalfa on November 7, 2005

  LOL...thanks Fae - loved it!
• fae on November 7, 2005

  allpoetry.com/poem/1456643
  
  I have ideas for more erm well dressed chicks he he he
• fae on November 7, 2005

  AH HA HA HA! Those comics
• M.J. on November 6, 2005

  you're welcome Gal s
• galfalfa on November 6, 2005

  thanks Michael
• M.J. on November 2, 2005

  Congrats on your new mod position Gal s
• Yusefeligirl on November 1, 2005

  OK thanks.
  ... and thanks for those little pearls of wisdom of your own. LOL!
  Kyla
  
• galfalfa on November 1, 2005

  Hi Yusefeligirl,
  You may have to im Kevin and inquire about the quotes - i was going to fib and say it was me but you know that Kevin might come snooping around my author's page and catch me
  Yeah i was going to lie and say... they lock me up in a special room and yell...Don't you dare come out til you think of something wise or at least entertaining.
  So i had to sit there and think and think and think and think...sweat on my brow, red in the face but it was for the good of AllPoetry.
  Here's a few just off the top of my head...ahem
  Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
  I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
  
  What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
  Ok..that gave me a headache ...i must rest now
  
• fae on October 31, 2005

  Coolies another book!
• Yusefeligirl on October 30, 2005

  Hi, I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of whoever is responsible for the quotes on the AP home page. There was a good one yesterday that I would really like to copy. (I hadn't realised they're now daily quotes and not weekly doh!)
  
  Thanks, Kyla
  
  Love your page by the way
• galfalfa on October 30, 2005

  Thanks Fae...i am glad you are enjoying it I'm working on my second one now...Sinfully Silly Scribbles
  But for now it seems i have lost my muse - i sure hope i can get it back...
  You have yourself a gread day and thanks again for the feedback on my book, it means alot
  
• fae on October 30, 2005

  I love your new 'mouse' pic And I'm enjoying your book almost done quite some laughs there. I'll be reading a poem and it seems really harmless then BAM surpriseeee and I like that
• galfalfa on October 28, 2005

  Well at least now you know not to come back and be inconvenienced...live and learn
• Gentle Android on October 28, 2005

  Christ, does your author page have to be so long? It took me about three minutes to load it! There's only, what, two paragraphs of writing there! sheesh!
  -Vasquine.
• Be My Rushmore on October 27, 2005

  Hey... you're a moderater and I didn't know who else to come to so I have a question. I tried to make a contest and I kept clicking the "Submit" button but it said, "This page is for moderators only" or something like that and I didn't realize it untill after, but clicking submit so many times took away 1500 of my points... and now I am down to about 22 I think. And I didn't get my contest up either. Is there anything I can do about that?? Please help!
  Thanks so much,
  .::Hannah::.
• Autumn Whisper on October 27, 2005

  i left a question for you on ya main message page
• galfalfa on October 26, 2005

  thanks! That's the first time i've been called that - your kind words are most appreciated

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