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captain splat on May 19, 2006

I can't believe that we have never got in touch, we seem to have the same warped sense of humour, I like your work and I was shocked to discover that there is another person who loves leap-frog. If only you liked walking barefoot in custard too..
d a f f o d i l on May 15, 2006

ahahaha I dread to think what kinda stuff that rubber chicken has seen hahaha Poor Brian the Suicidal Fish! Im glad he made it and crushed...whats his buddy called? Jeff? Mouth to Gill ROFL!
galfalfa on May 15, 2006

Awww still sick? Fever? sniffles? Go lay down..i have my rubber chicken on ice and i will bathe your forehead once it gets cold enough...ok? Not to worry about Brian - his balloon was burst and he fell back into the fish bowl but sadly enough ..right on top of his buddy - knocked him out - needed mouth to gill in order to revive him
d a f f o d i l on May 15, 2006

hahaha NO BRIAN DONT DO IT!

Still sick
Sherry on May 11, 2006

((((((Sis)))))))))))♥ ♥
Ink Shadow on May 11, 2006

I liked the animation "evolution of man and woman"
galfalfa on May 10, 2006

Hiya To copy somthing right click and copy ,,then bring it to where you wish to paste it...
vibiesh on May 9, 2006

Sorry I just want get that animated figure and I don't know how
It's that animated figure near"wow" that jumps with a spring
Will you teach me how to get that...........
With love
Vibiesh
galfalfa on May 9, 2006

Ok Vic...you go and have yourself a great day - sorry for confusing you It was only a virtual pee in my pants it really didnt need any editing ..It was a pretend pee in my pants from your prentend jump on me
Say let's pretend this never happened...LOL
eternalpoet on May 9, 2006

no .. i kinda didnt get it..thats why i removed it.. lol i didnt want any bad meaning to get involved.. so i kinda removed it..
Sherry on May 8, 2006

Oh I love the bird and the flowers I have never
seen one I don't think they are really shaped
like hearts thats awesome. ♥
Edited on May 08, 2:52 because ''.
Sherry on March 28, 2006

Hey sissy I see some poo up there (LOL) Im going to bring
some air fresher so it doesn't get to stinky just kidding.
Love, Me
Edited on Mar 28, 2:22 p.m. because ''.
Sherry on March 27, 2006

Good afternoon sissy wanted to send you a hug I hope
your feeling better I'll send you some cards in a bit.
Love your sis, Me ♥
gaze on March 26, 2006

I had a good laugh looking at the graphics on your page
flame of the forest on March 24, 2006

oh this is such a cute page....i loved the evolution comic specially, its so cool!!! and so true...hehe

Be who you are
and say what you feel
because those who mind
don't matter and those
who matter don't mind."

love this....its so right.
Raazi on March 22, 2006

Where have the galfalfa contests gone?
Sherry on March 18, 2006

I'm so glad you liked the glitter names.
You are very welcome you can try to put
them in your edit box and sizing that way?
You can make it smaller or bigger after you
load it to the custumns like pictures.
♥ ♥ ♥
Edited on Mar 18, 4:07 p.m. because ''.
Silky Origami on March 16, 2006

Stopped on by to say Hi!!!!! and now Bye Pj's
on March 12, 2006

as you are a moderator I am guessing you will be able to help me. How do you make a rose or a smily face. I bet its easy but I just dont know how to do it....please help
Barbara on February 22, 2006

I've had it on my page for months...since my mom sent it to me in an e-mail..... I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with the sense of humor to appreciate it
galfalfa on February 22, 2006

Hi Barbara...I'm glad you like it - that's been a favourite of mine for years Thanks for dropping in
SurrenderMyHeart on February 22, 2006

nice comparison to male and females
Barbara on February 21, 2006

Nice penguin picture
Sarah957 on February 19, 2006

How much is your book? Is it cheaper if someone buys directly from you?
reys on February 19, 2006

dude wats up
reys on February 19, 2006

yo plese see my pome plese i'm 13
doughjoe on February 19, 2006

love this page!!!
Hannah-Love- on February 16, 2006

Your pems and quotes are awesome!
zt on February 14, 2006

If I gave you diamonds
or sparkling red rubies,
would you invite me over
to play with your...Nintendo?
galfalfa on February 13, 2006

Hiya...
Life is good - how's yours? Sorry i dont get notified of my messages sometimes ... thanks for dropping in

gal
d-amour on February 13, 2006

hi once again how is life?
rufina caraid on February 11, 2006

So you want to be a pygmy
a member of the tribe,
you'd need to learn their language,
clicking sounds and diatribe.

be careful when you're running
through the long spear grass
as you're closer to the ground now
it might stick up your a*e!!

Just popped over to say Hello in the best way I know how!

Greetings from Aussie

Von
heartnsoul on February 9, 2006

ohhhhhhh..... hear the pitter patter of little feet!!! Uhm...gal? Those feet wouldn't have anything to do with refraining from the brain would it? I mean those little guys have a mind of their own!! LOL! I love the update...where'd ya get the feet?

~Michelle~
galfalfa on February 6, 2006

Thanks for dropping in Ruven - glad you liked my page

thanks,

♥ gal
on February 6, 2006

lol
yeah this page is funny i like it.
the pinguens rock! lol
and so does the evolution of men and woman
they made me laugh.
nice page i like it a lot.
i hope to read your poems and such.
~Ruven
galfalfa on February 4, 2006

LOL..thanks for stopping by - you nut
zzzzz on February 4, 2006

Gal is cute, she's awfully sweet, likes rubber chickens and their beaks...laughs alot, but worries too..bout the wildlife in the zoo...so fear not, if head's a rye, I got mayo in good supply, put some in my ears today...now on me bed I chose to lay...(once this ditty is done). Hope your heart is red and open (not literally), for one on meds who is dopin...May not be on AP you see, but your work and you I like liberally...So, kiss the duck, grab the chicken, laugh out loud, stop ur drinkin'...let the air out of your izzers, inhale twice, don't be a miser...an pout...find that man toy in front of tube...go out shopping..buy some food..and a pretty dress...he'll look nice and sure to impress..just make sure he can navigate in pumps! Bye, Gal, be a pal! D.
galfalfa on January 30, 2006

LOL Hugh, you crack me up - when i get to the talent level in writing that you're at...i will let you know Something to think about though, it sure would be fun
Thanks for the giggles...enjoyed this!

♥gal
hugh wyles on January 29, 2006

Dear Gal,

I see you want an op-er-a
and offer me the job
of setting it to music as:
"The End of Black Ass Bob."

It has to be real tragic 'coz
the hoity upper class
who patronise this sort of stuff
demand their piece of arse.

I'll cast you as lead singer if
you'll help me write the plot.
We'll make it quite revolting
as we wipe out Robert's bot.

The heroine has bird 'flu and
the tenor dies of AIDS
the baritone is strangled by
a pair of chambermaids.

The mother's in the gardener's arms
the father he is dead
gunned down by ruthless Black Ass Bob
who filled him full of lead.

We'll have to have a butler chap
(and here the vile plot thickens
as insanely jealous chambermaids
pluck all his rubber chickens.)

The crowd will go completely wild
as you make your debut
especially in the final scene as,
dying of bird 'flu,
you show a boob or two!

With love and hugz from Hugh. XXX
galfalfa on January 27, 2006

thanks for stopping by I just now seen your message...it doesnt always show them. Loved your poem...thanks for entering and the laughs

gal
Edited on Jan 28, 7:38 because ''.
Northshore64 on January 27, 2006

I love your new contest its the best...
That she/male thing looks scary he he he
I gotta lay off tha crack if I dont wanna wake up next to things like that...he he he

...anymore
galfalfa on January 25, 2006

Hiya,
Thanks for stopping in...those penguins crack me up too
heartnsoul on January 25, 2006

Hey there! Came by to catch up.....I love the penguins.. I crack up every time I see that one! I love the new look!!! Okay, you've got to give me the name of your hair dresser....and the hand model... who is that masked man?
~Michelle~
galfalfa on January 24, 2006

Are you ogling my breasts???? It took me a long time to get in that kind of shape..what kind of shape is that anyways?
I asked a drifter in off the street and he agreed to hold me up for the picture - friggin guy wanted to charge me 25 bauks
zzzzz on January 24, 2006

Hey, Gal...that new pic of you is great...new hair dresser? who's that a holding your neck though??? Have you lost some weight? David
galfalfa on January 22, 2006

LOL,, i do hope you keep some of that nuttiness under wraps while out and about - i picture you leaping and running along the sidewalks with googled eyes and a bit of drool pressing your face up against store windows yelling Nutty Naughty Nonsense, come out, come out where ever you are!!!!
I sure hope you have success and getting my book..thanks again from one nut to another

gal
zzzzz on January 22, 2006

Just stopping buy, neighbor...gonna try and get a copy of that book today...you know, three chickens and a rubber...well wish me luck..got my buck right here...hope ur all clean now..but I doubt it...bubbles cannot wash what they cannot touch...a very entertaining mind, LOL..c ya, David
countrybabe on January 22, 2006

Hey. I noticed you checked out my poem The Roses He Sent can I ask what you thought of it?? I haven't broken any rules or anything have I?? Just curious is all as I have had two moderators check it out in the past hour and not comment!! If there is any problem please let me know and I will delete it.

Countrybabe
galfalfa on January 20, 2006

Well, it just goes to show you...once they get turned down - they take care of their own bananas Hopefully not in that exact way though....
er, um honey, i'm in the mood now
grunted reply - i ate it
zzzzz on January 20, 2006

...and a woman who turns her back when a man offers her his banana..really some men are kinda sensitive 'bout their size and curve...so evolve a litle tenderness; if that don't work show your best (yes BEST) side, not yer back side...Really!!!!Harry Abe

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