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  • jabberwocky on March 10
  • lively banter on July 19, 2008
    i miss you so much!!!!
  • alreadyxgone : pretty peepers, i miss you on February 11, 2007
    Hey pretty girl, I just stopped in to tell you that I have also deleted all my poetry here and at Creative. I have no desire to have it all out there anymore especially when no one really cares anymore. lol Gone are the good days, the inspiration and the love..... But, I still have the love for you my darlin'... All the way back to the crazy days at Curts!

    I just wanted to pop in and tell you how much you mean to me. Thanks for being you!

    Love YOU! Love, Me
  • Blkwidow77 on July 27, 2006
    And one more joke for the road:

    NEW SUPERMARKET-

    The new Supermarket near my house has an automatic mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
  • Blkwidow77 on July 27, 2006
    Alright! That's it! I've decided it's time you had a laugh!

    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it----------

    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....

    The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

    "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

    The man replied! , "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

    "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

    "I can't pee out of it," he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.

    Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

  • MrsDobbins on July 24, 2006
    Yep It's been a year!
  • MrsDobbins on July 23, 2006
    hey momma! How have you been!
  • lively banter on May 30, 2006
  • Blkwidow77 on May 28, 2006
    Ahhh! You're hear! ~cheers loudly~

    YOU MUST READ THIS!! It's for your entertainment and laughter this evening madame...

    allpoetry.com/Poem/2035409

    You don't have to comment... but you MUST read! ^^-^^
  • Heart Sutra on May 13, 2006
    Happy Beautiful Mother's Day Kelly.
  • MrsDobbins on May 13, 2006
    OH HEY! Me and J.P. have tried that spiderman kiss...ya know where hes upside down...yea....its cool!!!
  • MrsDobbins on May 13, 2006
    mommy....daddy wont write anything new!!!!!!
  • lively banter on May 12, 2006
    OK. We can share him .
  • blueeyestexas on May 11, 2006
    Back off!! Well, I may share...because I am nice. But don't hog him!
  • lively banter on May 11, 2006
    No, I get to kiss him .
  • blueeyestexas on May 11, 2006
    kirsten dunst?

    Does that mean I get to kiss spiderman?!! God I hope so!



    Thanks!
  • bw43 on May 9, 2006
    you look a little like kirsten dunst
  • Blkwidow77 on April 30, 2006
    What you did? You exist! ^^-^^
  • blueeyestexas on April 30, 2006
    I don't know what I did to deserve this beauty on my page...but thanks!

    I hope you are doing well! I have been sans internet for three days...so behind!
  • Blkwidow77 on April 29, 2006


    ~~Did you see that once,
    (when your eyes seemed younger
    then your hands)
    that life looked like candy land?

    When is it,
    (upon the path of colored sugar drops
    and empty chocolate wrappers)
    that the licorice becomes black
    to tangle us?~~

  • lively banter on April 25, 2006
    I love you more than... green beans!
  • Heart Sutra on April 22, 2006
  • MrsDobbins on March 25, 2006
    hey gorgeous!
  • lively banter on March 19, 2006
    i love you!

  • vaseline on March 2, 2006
    hullo my little texan flower
  • lively banter on February 13, 2006











    Edited on Feb 13, 8:30 p.m. because ''.
  • lively banter on February 2, 2006
    meow
  • MrsDobbins on January 29, 2006
    ok ya know what i just now realized...daddy still has not gotten me that toothbrush...
    hmmmmm...i wonder what hes up too???
  • MrsDobbins on January 28, 2006
    hey hey hey!!!!! you is how doin?
  • jabberwocky on January 23, 2006
    lookin' for you, what do you think I'm doin?
  • jabberwocky on January 17, 2006
  • blueeyestexas on January 17, 2006
    You are welcome! I really enjoy reading your work. Peace, Kelly
  • AJ Morelli on January 17, 2006
    Thanks so much for the applause and the read, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
  • lively banter on January 12, 2006
  • blueeyestexas on January 12, 2006
    Back at ya!

  • lively banter on January 12, 2006
  • vaseline on January 11, 2006
  • MrsDobbins on January 1, 2006
    happy new year momma!
    much love
    missy
  • MrsDobbins on December 31, 2005
    hiya momma!
    much love
    missy
  • vaseline on December 30, 2005
    right back atcha ma'am
  • vaseline on December 28, 2005
  • jabberwocky on December 18, 2005
  • MrsDobbins on December 6, 2005
    haha well thank ya momma!
  • MrsDobbins on December 6, 2005
    HIYA!



    love you momma!
  • jabberwocky on December 3, 2005
  • lively banter on November 29, 2005
    meow
  • jabberwocky on November 27, 2005
    nuffin' but this humble from an old hopeless romantic...
  • MrsDobbins on November 25, 2005
    thank ya momma! and here some hugs and kisses for you!
  • MrsDobbins on November 21, 2005
    hiya momma!
  • lively banter on November 15, 2005
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