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hey havnt been on in a while some shit happened and i was in the hospital so yea .....but whats up hun!
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught to me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught to me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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Hey chica! How have you been? I havent talked to you in sooo long! omg.... Whats new?
Well I hope to talk to you again soon. Laters
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i'm 80% bitch, 20 percent voyeur 
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Just when i thought i had to make it alone
You were right there by my side
Making a stand holding my hand, the way you do
Then to remind me of a "me and you"
When i'm with you all my fear dissappeares
Like if i reach i'll touch the sky
You've got my back, pick up my slack when i can't see
But nothing keeps me up like knowing we'll be
Friends forever
Face whatever
Friends forever yay!
We're never gonna be apart
You and me we are so oddly the same
The way we think, the way we play
Right from the start, so off the chart, about this thing
But we didn't know at first that we were making
Friends forever
Bond together
Friends forever yeah!
We'll always be there
Oh yes there also can be times that get rough
And all that can be said is "sorry"
That we were wrong and said some meaningless stuff
And we'll go on together through any nasty weather yeah!
Friends forever
Friends forever
Bond together
Friends forever
Friends forever
Friends forever
Bond together
Friends forever
Face whatever
Friends forever
Bond together
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I FREAKING LOVE YOU ASHLEY!
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hey how's it going? haha didn't know i was your hun.......... im phillip byt the way
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And
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And
WE ARE ALL IN BOY+BOY HEAVEN!
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Please call me honey. i need to talk to u and ask u some questions.
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I was stupid. i just want her back. my life isnt worth  without her. i want my baby back so bad. help me please. i still wear the ring.
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No. she wanted a break. and since i moved i won't be able to see her that much for a few weeks till i get my license. i've been such a wreck lately that i wanted to get my stuff too. but ive realized its not worth getting together without her by my side. i love her and cant lose her. i want her back.
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Ashley. i made a big mistake. i love her so much. i want her back. wtf do i do? i feel like a bad person 4 hurting her.
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*Patrols Ashley's page and eats a simpson's donut.*
NO EAT MY DONUT! Jesus needs a word with you Ashley, BTW.
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*Sits and watches everyone visiting Ashley's page.*
BRING IT ON BITCHES!
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THIS IS MY ASHLEY AND ANYONE WHO HURTS HER IS DEAD! DEAD I TELL YOU! (Even you Devon). DEAD!
*Stabs a dead chicken breast from KFC*
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your are the most amazing person i know...i love you sooo much..
and your ine bish
mine mine mine mine mine!!!!!
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well, were back together, but idk... i'm just confused right now i guess. :/
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i'm sorry hun...

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u have a VERY good taste in music. and im sorry about ur bf/best friend. im vry sorry.
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Hello and thank you so much for your comment on my page! ^.^
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Just a question do you know who hydrokronics is?
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;f  ;f *love ;f
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YES I DID IT!!!!!! 
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 cccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll
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My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard
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My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.
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no...i have people to do that for me
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You love your self to much!
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 <- this is my friend lsja;lsjald;jdl, he is a turtle
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Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of
your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your
heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could
definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home
though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want
you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad
too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a
lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my
fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it
too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a
baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?
It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No .
Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about
abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never
run. One more mouth that will never speak.
......Abortion can cause alot of pain...think about the consequences and the fact that you will have guilt with you throughout your life.....Think about the babies...
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Hola. Thank you very muc for the comment, lovely. I appreciate it.
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Joshy is the coolest.....the by far coolest lovely
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Sorry I haven't been able to chat witchya but I've been at work! Send me messages and I'll get back to ya cuz your the coolest of cool and by far the only ASHLEY I know!
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im an emo... put me on!~!!!
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Hey so whats up?
Like your poety by the way!
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this isn't ashley's page./.. this page belongs to NICLE!
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