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Guestbook entries for To The Pointe

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  • Lucian Valcor on August 6, 2008
    pointy
  • x Gemini x on June 13, 2008
    Really random "Hey!" XD....and

  • The Dashing Atheist on June 4, 2008
    poke the pointe
  • Creaticity on May 22, 2008
    I miss you as well!!!
  • uterus monster : Fag on March 2, 2008
    yes you are! XD
  • Sassyfairy on February 11, 2008
    Heeeyyyyyyyy! How's fiddler going? I heard a really amazing chord come from the theatre today.
  • The Dashing Atheist : hey hey on January 4, 2008
    *poka poka poka poka* stranger you no talky in a long time
  • Lunas Guardian on December 25, 2007
    Hiya Pointy!

    Wishing you a Merry Christmas!
  • Lucian Valcor on December 2, 2007
    droping by to say watsup hope your doing alright
  • Andi. on November 25, 2007
    *Looks around, looking for Alexa Smexa*
    Where be you?
    How come you dont talk to me anymore

    I miss my california girl!

    Yknow...


    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT!



    Ily Muchly alexa!


  • Tetris on September 29, 2007
    Bonkety Bonk

    Honkety Honk
  • darkknight marellus on September 22, 2007
    Pointey pointey bo bointey
    Banana fanna bo lointey
    Be bop fo fointey
    POINTEY!!!!

    Hey pointe, miss you too! How are ya, gal? Good to hear from you. Always seem to just miss ya! It was my bday on the 18th....happy day! I turned 16! Yay me!

    See you
  • Andi. on September 22, 2007
    DEAR ALEXA!
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT
    YOUR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT!

    CALIFORNIA RE-PRESENT!
  • The Dashing Atheist on September 16, 2007
    *pokes the pointe*
  • Creaticity on September 15, 2007
    alexa = love
    alexa = need's to read my new poem's
  • jhengmarzan : mommyo!!! on August 16, 2007
    daddyo in here... keep your self safe as always!
  • Tetris on August 11, 2007
    The 1st Affair:

    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
    The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.
    "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
    "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
    "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

    The 2nd Affair:

    A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
    They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

    The 3rd Affair:

    A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
    "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
    So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
    "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
    "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"

    The 4th Affair:

    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
    "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
    "Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
    "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
    "Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
    No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
    Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
    "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

    The 5th Affair:

    A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
    "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
    "One Cent?" the man thought.
    He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
    "A nickel," the barman replied.
    "A nickel?" exclaimed the man "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
    The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
    The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
    The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

    The 6th Affair:

    Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
    "There's no need to," his wife replied.
    "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
    "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
  • Creaticity on August 6, 2007
    alexa bo bexa,fo naana fanna fleaxa, Fee fi mo malexa, A L E X A. i wanna see a pic malexa
  • Co-Co-Cola on August 1, 2007
    They all do
  • Co-Co-Cola on August 1, 2007
    I am jealous
    I wish I wasn't banned for 10 more hours
    And we could hang all over the CB.
  • uterus monster on July 1, 2007
    Yeah, damn you're cute?
  • Sassyfairy on June 19, 2007
    Thank you for being such a wonderful person and a great friend!
  • darkknight marellus on April 26, 2007
    Yikes James is creepy. lol Just joking James... maybe not... RUN!!!
    Anyway:

    HOW YOU IS?!?!?! Haven't seen you in AGES. Bleh.
    I have a cold.
    >.<
    Not fun.

    I'd give you a hug but viruses are contagious.

    Ellie
  • Immer Leben on April 21, 2007
    SWEETUMS!!!! XD Hiyas!!! ^.^ lol

    Love ya!!!!! ^.^




    ~S~
  • Lucian Valcor on April 12, 2007
    dam u are cute hit me up when you hit 18
  • darkknight marellus on April 5, 2007
    and yes, puddin is awesome. have youtried the frozen Jello Pudding Pops (r)? They are WICKED COOL.

    Yum.
  • darkknight marellus on April 5, 2007
    Pointe!!! Pointy pointe! lol HOw are you? I'm doing good. Great poems!!!!!!!!!
    s GALORE!

    Akasha the fee fi fo masha
  • Andi. on January 27, 2007
    DO U LIVE NEAR ORANGE COUNTY BY ANY CHANCE???

    IF U DO..

    IM MOVIN IN WITH YA

    love ya Alex
    YOUR style is mad tight
  • Andi. on January 15, 2007
    dude.. U HAVE 1 GUESTBOOK NOTE!!!

    HOW RUDE!!!

    ALEX, UR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT, UR STYLE IS MAD TIGHT!!!

    U GO GIRL!
  • The Dashing Atheist : :o on December 8, 2006
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