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spamwitch on August 26, 2006I see how it is, I come back and you leave
I missed you and cannot wait for your return!!! 
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spamwitch on July 19, 2006Just so you know, my absence is not due to my dad this time,, it is my own issue. Do not worry about me, it is an easy fix, just time consuming. Headaches,, they seem to be a part of life, though mine are debilitating.. and it turns out, though I had surgery previously for this, I need to do it again. As wierd as it sounds, I have a fungus that grew in my sinus cavity, they removed it before, but it grew back. I will have surgery again on the 27th of July to try to eliminate this issue. Thank you for asking where I was, and sorry to not have responded,,,, to those who have wondered.. Hope to be okay very soon and to be in touch with all of you again very soon..... Shawn
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spamwitch on May 20, 2006I am working on my page, I'd like photos of all my family next to their names,,but I get it if people don't want to do that..but I'd like to put something there for you,, anything you can come up with would be appreciated. Maybe you will have to email it, let me know.
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spamwitch on May 19, 2006Man who stand on toilet high on pot
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Bazza on May 14, 2006True to form, I always go to your latest to kick start my day with a grin and a hot cuppa .. and you never let me down ... glkad I am young and have my own teeth.... I may look old but I have merely had a hard life !! lol
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spamwitch on May 9, 2006
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Turniphead on April 28, 2006Hi, your poem on your home page is very cleverly written and a joy to read. If you like funny stories, then have you read Diary if a madman, and other stories by Nikoli Gogal? If not then you are missing out, inparticular The Nose, is so abstract and surreal, it's simply brilliant.
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LovinCharmer on April 26, 2006HI..Thanks for viewing Four Soxx, but if you are going to read it, you could at least comment on it.Points cost money, and I need them just as much as you..
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montez on April 8, 2006Hello Wendy,
I've just stumbled on you from one of Mal's fine poems. I'm a friend of hers (FoolNo1)
We share an interest in horses, but in my case it's racehorses.
Here's a poem about one of my horses which had to be put down a couple of years ago. He had a blood clot on his brain.
I was devastated.
Montez
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The trainer NEVER rings me,
So I know it must be serious,
"There's a problem with your 'oss,
I'm afraid he's tekken delirious."
"Well how did this all happen Mark,
He worked well yesterday?"
"He's cast himself inside his box,
So I rang you right away."
"What kind of state is Montez in?"
But you know from the pregnant pause,
The answer won't be very good,
It's one of those unwritten laws.
There's a 'tremble' now in poor Mark's voice,
I can sense the tear in his eye,
"I don't know how to say this Rob,
But I think he's going to die."
Well, dumbfounded I just spluttered,
" But Mark he runs at Thirsk,
And you told me only yesterday,
He did a wonderful piece of work!"
"I'm sorry Rob, what can I say,
I think that I'm just cursed,
The vet is 'flying' over now,
But I really fear the worst!"
"Call me when the vet has been,
And Mark, it's not your fault,"
"I'll have another large one Dave,
And make it double malt!"
Montez was a gentleman,
And beautifully bred,
An athlete, a lovely horse,
With an aristocratic head.
I waited over half an hour,
Dreading Brisbourne's call,
And when the phone began to ring,
I turned to face the wall.
Tears were streaming down my face,
But the lads couldn't see,
Six foot nowt and fifteen stone,
But weak as weak can be.
We cried together Mark and I,
And don't anybody dare,
EVER - suggest to me,
That a trainer doesn't care!
I cried all the way through writing this, and I'm crying now as I read it again. I really loved that big daft horse, and he had so much ability!
So you see, we have something in common - my username is a racehorse, like yours. The Thinker was a wonderful French chaser trained by Thierry Doumen. He won the Grand National (if my memory is correct), which is run today.
Anyway, I just thought I'd pop into your gaff.
All the best.
Robin
PS I like your humourous poems.
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Lavender Butterfly on March 29, 2006Thank you so much much for awarding me first place in your amazing competition ~ I am both honoured and thrilled... x Stephanie
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spamwitch on March 23, 2006Hey girll, sorry I haven't been aroundd, My dad is in the hospital and he is very sick. He is 75 with COPD and they think he may have pnemonia. The docs are worried cause his 02 is down to 90 with 3 liters of oxygen. I'll try to keep you posted.
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Mad-Hatter on March 8, 2006Congrats once again on your silver.
A nice catchy lil poem up top, I might add.
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rufina caraid on March 4, 2006C'mon Wend - get yer finger out and write some more for us - drag yerself away from the flies and maggotts and get writin'!!!
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Big Hearted one on March 1, 2006fifteen trophies huh? cool! congratulations
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rufina caraid on February 20, 2006thanks for putting my little poem up there Wendy - I'm glad you liked it enough to put it on dsplay - you nutter!
Von
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spamwitch on February 9, 2006Think Tank: God I miss you! Work is keeping me really busy. After my raise and promotion the girl that I was supposed to be training with doing her job walked out..so I am having to wing it completely. I've been going in early and staying late. I haven't had time to write or chat or anything. It will calm down, but I do miss my AP family.
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Wild Mustang on January 10, 2006Woohoo! Go Wendy! I see all those shiny trophies there! *fumes with envy* Hehe, j/k. Anyway, have you ever hosted a contest? I think you should. It would be fun! And you'd be really good at something like that
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Janice M Pickett on January 6, 2006Just dropped by your authors page to say hello and see what new poems you have for me to read.
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catz on December 21, 2005Wow, you've been on the site for less than two weeks and have already three trophies to your credit.... That's Great !!!!
So far I've read only one of your poems but will be reading more, that one was so funny...and so befitting an old lady like me...well, I don't really FEEL old but the calender says I am.... and my kids are starting to tell me what they want of my belongings when I die...Geeze, you'd think they'd at least wait 'til I'm dead and fight over them like every one else!!!!
I hope you're enjoying allpoetry... you are fitting right in
Dee
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Michele La Pointe on December 16, 2005holy shit, a fishing tackle girl... you are my husband's soul mate, so please come and pick him up as soon as possible because i'm sick of his scaly shit
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my hopeless heart on December 16, 2005hello. i wanted to congradulate my new mother-on-law. he, he. have a happy holidays if I don't get on line between now and then.
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B Chandler on December 14, 2005Welcome to AP may you have fun with the us coconuts
Rae
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