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 How are you?
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http://www.gmu.edu/pubs/phoebe/

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Yay. Yeah she's brilliant isn't she. She's lovely.
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Oh Phoebe.
Phoebe Phoebe Phoebe.
(isn't your name just grayt, by the way? IT LOOKS DIFFERENT TO HOW IT SOUNDS. Is there a proper word for that?)
In about half an hour I will start a French lesson. That French lesson will finish in FOUR HOURS.
F
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So I'm going to delay that by wittering on to you about sweet FA and pretending you care.
One of my favourite things to do at college when bored is to go on this site and look at old comments on people's pages. And seeing how lame I was when I was 14. It's all like "LUFFYEW!!!!! xxx". People must have wanted to actually just twat me in the face.
But THEN AGAIN... at least I didn't sign them -
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Hahahah no I know that was when you were like 11 so I can't really blame you. Anyway, when I was that age I was probably sgning stuff "Fairy Moon" or some shit. Or "sparkling twatting spirit".
ANYROAD. This library is absolute bollocks. You'll be disappointed with it when you come here. The whole K - Z section of fiction is inaccesible because they've put a study table in front of it. I want to take out an Edgar Allen Poe book but there are a bunch of preppy people revising in front of it. And I'm not enough of a goth to elbow them out the way for the sake of Edgar Allen Poe. However much I want to.
The DVD and video section is FAB though. There are so many films here that I need to rent out. They have PINK FLAMINGOS (what kind of educational value does that have? AT ALL?) and The Rocky Horror Picture Show and loads and loads of horror ones. OH GOD PHOEBE I'VE JUST REALISED I'VE LEFT ALL MY SMOKING EQUIPMENT AT HOME
Oh dear.
Well I should probably give up anyway. You've only ever smoked a couple, haven't you? You look quite good when you smoke. Probably shouldn't be telling you that but you do, it suits you.
I'm going to go and mooch about and see if anyone I know will give me a cigarette.
If this comment hasn't made you hate me, come over this weekend.
Yup.
BYE xXxXx
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Well I suppose that is fair
Also I've just remembered I have my french oral exam on wednesday so I should probably revise for that too.
Even though most of it is like "explain to your french exchange partner that you have found a leaflet for a miniature railway museum / mustard shop which you think will interest him / her very much".
It is like SHUT UP
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Viv : You know what you want to do? on April 24, 2007
COME THE FUCK OVER TO MY HOUSE
This weekend.
Bring a Fran (two if you like)
I know you'll probably be like "meeehhh no I can't I have to revise something"
I DON'T CARE
COME OVER
AND BRING YOUR MAC SO WE CAN PLAY ON GARAGE BAND
Get some edgy drums goin' onnnnnn!
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You should put some poems here.  I'm sweeping my favorites list right now. I'll be watching you though.
Lisa
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The houses are haunted
By white night-gowns.
None are green,
Or purple with green rings,
Or green with yellow rings,
Or yellow with blue rings.
None of them are strange,
With socks of lace
And beaded ceintures.
People are not going
To dream of baboons and periwinkles.
Only, here and there, an old sailor,
Drunk and asleep in his boots,
Catches tigers
In red weather.
Wallace Stevens
Happy New Year to you.
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My Conor's better.
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HAHAHA. I am in your room now. I love it. Thanks for letting me come. I am sorry I am like a silent person. Or, I AM a silent person, not like one. Yeah. So. I love Devon. x
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Urrrgh I think I'm in luuurv.

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My God is snooby snebben.
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FRANCE.
I miss it.
I miss you.
I miss any part of the whole entire world that is not Nottingham, regardless of whether I've blessed it with my presence or not.
Bom de bom.
Bella
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I was hoping you'd post the new one here so I can write a long lyrical review of it. The one about the folded arms on the windowsill that are like spaghetti. Never mind: I go see if you have posted it in the squirrel zone.
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Dar dee dar it's sad this page will never hold a new poem.

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Sorry sorry sorry.

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.
You are a snail!
I was looking at all the realllly old comments on my author page from like...2004, and almost every single one is you. On one you edited it and your reason was 'Damn camels...'
You've not changed much.
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I didn't actually.
I know how to spell, and i am really weird about spelling stuff right.
Freaking allpoetry wouldn't let me fit "surrealism-is-myself" into my name.
So i had to shorten it.
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Oh Deborah, do you recall?
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Hello. Recently I have decided to hold a
contest as an " Invite only ". I have been reading
your poems for quite awhile and thought this
would be a good way of getting to know you better
as a writer. I would very much appreciate an entry.
It will aid in the hope to extend my commenting
on other writers , Such as yourself.
allpoetry.com/contest/1932350
Thanks for your time .
James
P.S. If you would not like your name
included on the contest list , Please IM me
and I'll remove it. I don't want to offend
anyone by this contest or make anyone
uncomfortable.
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fubby, can you comment me new poem? i haven't written in eons and some general advice and wee pointers would be beautiful. if you have nothing to say, that is also fine, i will not impale a need to comment on you.
x x x
ps: thankyou for scrubs.
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Yeah yeah definently. Check if Rob has it too, because Faith said he mighth want a copy?
I have no blank CDs though, so if you want it, you'll have to supplly that  I should start a business. Erin wants it too. I could start a big pirate conspiracy where I burn the new Mozzer CD for EVERYBODY. Then get in trouble with the record company and meet Morrissey. IN COURT.
Fuck off Phoebe.
Anyway, yeah, you can come round anytime during the next...two and a half weeks? I'm on Easter break right now. So yer.
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that sounds nifty. if i drop one 'round sometime i could maybe get my scrubs back as well?
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Maybe. If you give me a blank CD, I'll copy it for you. But I'm quite attatched at the moment.
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FINE WORKS, MISTER MORRISSEY! can i borrow it, poste hastey?
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Harharhar...
You'd better be eating nachos, I tell you.
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OHMYGODGOLDMEMBERSHIPSAREBACKANDOURPROFILESARETHESAMEAGAIN
to quote an old friend of mine.
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I haven't been able to write for months.
Well i have been writing, but it's just like... a couple of lines every now and again, etc. Bleh.
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Do you have half term next weeek?
I do.
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Hahahahahahaha.
Well.
EWWWWWWWWw - YOOOOOU.
You loved it, you know it.
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AND I asked my friend what she thought of Rufus once and all she commented on was his big noisy breaths in between singing when he's live. Grr.
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I wish wish wish I could go to Oxfooordd.
My mother suggested (it might have been a joke) that I should write to them now asking if there was any chance me getting in when I need to. I mean, they can't really say "oh no, you go to a state school" in a letter or that'd be really rude.
Anyway, I want to sue my PE teacher because she wouldn't let me wear my jumper for netball and by the end of it my arms and hands were literally blue and now I have a cold. Ha. "Reason for sueing?" "She gave me a cold."
Maybe not.
Bella x
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phoebe phoebe, post your poem, you the best, let me read it  or at least message it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or something....POST IT WOMAN!
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beccys mean. *blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpber* screams as sounded.
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you don't know how much effort it takes to sign into allpoetry, seriously... first its the 'the orange man' part and then its the pass word AND THEN ITS the click not to save my screenname for future things and THEN itsa click on the sign in. GOD if anything can be simple nowadays...its like thoses damn mchickenm nugets, first you could microwave them, but now...no you cant microwave them you have to bake them, its too much, do you know how long it takes to bake them? and another thing...coffee, first you have to wait until the water is boiled, THEN you have to0 add coffe and THEN sugar AND THEN milk AND THEN sugar again,,,,,,,,,,,,, its just too much,.....and you know...oven chips would be the BEST right about now but how can you cook oven chips without overchips? THERE ISNT ANYWATY because you need the chips inorder to cook them! okay well after this comment i think ill settle on toast...toas toast damn toast...or soup....god food too much food b but too long, need sometrhing fast....toast okay but then i have to butter it adn the3n jam it and then eat it, GOD ITS SO CONFUSING! no wonder why6 im stressed, forget about my personal issues, its just this damn food, how long should it take for you to cook potato waffles? the answer is 1 minute-max and the same for the rest, maybe i should settle for the wine but then all the food will be wasted, i think it wikll appriciate my effort used to eat them....but THEN how do i know brocolii doesnt speak to me let alone anything else.
HABH im so gonna regret this comment tomorrow but by then i wont be bothered to to delete it so hello *waves*
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Yeah, just Want One.
I'd get Want Two but a) I have no money and b.) Rufus Wainwright albums are actually kinda difficult to find 'round these here parts.
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Oh, and which Rufus albums do you own? Just Want One?
Because you should get Want Two.
Bella x
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ahh why have you no writing on your author page, dearest?
Bella x
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yeah... giving up rebecca. i like that  phoebe, even when idily ordering your titles you create masterpieces. Edited on Dec 15, 10:39 because ''.
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It also says
'For Sorry, Blots, Of Splitting Eyes and Giving up, Rebecca, Just, Fall'
For sorry blots of splitting eyes and giving up Rebecca just fall.
that works better if you take off the 'for' at the beginning. It's endearing and such. i like the giving up Rebeccca bit. Yeah. Edited on Dec 14, 3:16 p.m. because ''.
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no problem. there's something about it, isn't there?
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Oh, I didn't notice that, that's beautiful, thanks for pointing it out 
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oooh, fubs, don't know whether this was intentional, but the order you put the poems "rebecca" "just" and "fall" it reads like: rebecca just fall. sorry, probably a really insignificant thing i just noticed 
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'When I'm not writing, I'm a Phoebe.'
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... I just realized that the link doesn't work. I have no clue why because it's the right one. And anyway, you can find that contest on Zayra Yves' page. Sorry about the link 
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