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Shannon : Macintosh vs. Windows on August 21

You know, sometimes it does pay off to have a MacBook Pro laptop. I'm just saying...
Suzanne Dia on August 18

Monte
Almighty Aphrodite on August 7

Hey-lo, Mr. Pressed Suit and Blue Silk Tie

How's life? How's work? I hadn't seen you in some time...of course, I don't come around much these days, too busy trying to counsel the poor, the heartbroken and the wacky

I had a dream that you were my psychologist and every question you asked ended up in either legal terms or algorithms. Don't ask me what I was drinking at the time
Catressa : so thought of you... on June 23

Occupational Hazard
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had $100 when we broke in!"
poetryality on May 30

Just dropped by with a friendly HELLO greeting my friend. I like blue ties by the way, so does my hubby! I hope all is well. and you're doing swell!

Much Love ♥

Renee
jantastic on May 23

Are all your ties blue?
Shannon on May 16

I had a dream that I was invited to tea with Einstein (he was somehow alive in my dream) and I could bring a guest. I was like, Oh, I should invite Monte, but he probably is too busy and wouldn't want to go. LOLOL And anyway, Al was like "Shannon, I see you're becoming interested lately in my work" and I said "well, yes. I think it's brilliant what you're doing" LOLOL

Then, this morning, the first thing I saw in the news was Bloomsbury Gallery in London sold a letter written by Einstein -- it went for 25 times more than the pre-sale estimate!

I think it's a sign that I should write that book on Physics & Poetry some day.
Ashley Mosely : aww on April 30

thank you that was so sweet of you to do that!!

ash
NoIQ on April 25

Well, maybe it was my obvious unforgiveable oversight in failing to appreciate it was your birthday that left me trapped inside the security perimeter on 52nd Street when the Pope traveled down Fifth Avenue from St. Patrick's Cathedral. He did wave at me though.

And then, later that night I was outside Hawaian Tropic in Times Square when Lindsay Lohan decided to drop by... Maybe SHE was there to celebrate yours and Birchwood's birthdays -- but personally I think it was because she heard that she might run into Monte
Suzanne Dia on April 25

You were in NYC on april 17...?

You missed an opportunity to celebrate both MY birthday AND birchwood's ..as they fall one week apart exactly.
poetryality on April 14

I am a bird lover, is that one of your birds? How are you Monte? I've missed you.

Much Love ♥

Renee
Shannon on April 11

Monte, write another poem. Pretty please?
NurseChilly on April 9

who's the pretty bird?? lololol

hehehheheheheh

cute cute
Suzanne Dia on April 8

hahahaha

ahem

well, there are no men here to complete my dreams, but I'm amused daily by griping broke deadbeat clients who do not want to get a job because they have a WC claim in

Personal injury clients who think they should win their cases even when they have no scar to show to prove a damn thing..

oh and a few realllllly whiney attorneys..

But the ones in MY office have wicked senses of humor and tend to keep things light
Suzanne Dia on April 7

You know..
I'm learning lawyers are actually kind of fun (if you remember to take every word with a grain of salt ...and just a grain of dishonestly )

ahem.

I like my job
Shannon on March 28

LOL! Well, I have to say...that is the most economical solution. Ok...you convinced me.
NoIQ on March 28

Who said anything about your wearing anything? In point of fact, that's the way I most prefer women to "join me."
Shannon on March 28

I can't join you...I don't have a swim-suit.
NurseChilly on March 28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0sezoBzESk

think this is just up your street..... and I can speak french....
Shannon on March 10

So I undeleted everything just for you. That, and it keeps things all nice and tidy.
Suzanne Dia on February 11

oh sure..
there you are in CA ..snug as a bug

here we are

freezing our asses off
Suzanne Dia on January 30

psssssssssssssstt...

where's da new pomes?
poetryality : Thought I'd ask Paris Hilton to stop by and adorn your page for the holidays. LOL Hope all is well and everything was simply the best for Christmas! Love You Monte ♥ Renee ♥ on December 28, 2007
Shannon on December 24, 2007

Hope you have a very merry Christmas!
Suzanne Dia on December 18, 2007

I should really get in to the city and watch more plays.
Suzanne Dia on December 12, 2007

write sumfin woodja
Shannon on December 5, 2007

I changed clothes again...I am now wearing "sinann"
Saffron on November 18, 2007

I just had to stop by and do that.
Suzanne Dia on November 13, 2007

well..

ok
even i woulda been runnin out to say hello to Tina

I'll accept that
NoIQ on November 13, 2007

Seeing as I never even had a chance to walk two blocks to check out Tina Fey and the writer's picket outside CBS studios at Rockefeller Center, you can appreciate when I say I was "trapped," I really mean it. Maybe next time. I'm supposed to head to NYC again sometime in the next few weeks.
Suzanne Dia on November 13, 2007

so what's this i hear about you being trapped an EXTRA day in the city and not contacting the tyger or the tree.

sigh

don't make me cry, monte

i will!
Suzanne Dia on October 30, 2007

Ok so
Monte gets to leave because he's a very busy and important man.

Also because he comes back.
Shannon on October 28, 2007

Just thought I'd tell you I did a change....and I'm guessing you know who this is...
Suzanne Dia on October 1, 2007

Where have you been?
Cat on September 10, 2007

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
NoIQ on September 7, 2007

That happens a lot. I understand that when Pamela Anderson, Yasmine Bleeth, Carmine Electra, or Brooke Burns name a new vibrator, all of them call it Monte and then post to that website. The problem is, millions of people crash it expecting a new thumbnail photo of me....
naked roots : Hi Monte! on September 6, 2007

I just went on a journey to www.WeThinkNoIQIsGodandWeLookLikeBayWatchModels.com to join your league of super-model, genius NoIQ admirers but apparently the site must be down for repairs or something because my page wouldn't load it...
Suzanne Dia on September 5, 2007

I'm not buying it. I live in the ghetto, they rarely say nice things about lawyers, and only ever buzz about police if they are in the area
NoIQ on September 5, 2007

Trust me, even the Bourroughs and Long Island buzz when I visit. Maybe not Jersey -- but that's just because no one wants to admit they actually went over to Newark.
Suzanne Dia on September 5, 2007

You know, you didn't really answer my question. As I do not live IN the city, what the city buzzes with rarely reaches my ears. SO that is a POOR excuse, Sir Monte.
NurseChilly on September 5, 2007

OKAY...

ok.. Enough already with this boring blue page... c'mon MonteO'sexgodofAPandthelesserknownregions of the worldwhereMontehasbeen... .. time for a change of piccies me thinks Mistah

and good afternoon to you too
NoIQ on August 29, 2007

What are you talking about. Second only to Brad Pitt when he visits NYC, the whole city is buzzing when I take in the Big Apple. Hell, I hear that Howard Stern even asks for someone else to handle his show those days so he can try and track me down for an autograph. You just need to make sure you aren't on the wrong side of Broolyn, is all.
Suzanne Dia on August 29, 2007

Ok, I'm coming over to harass you ..because I'm bored, and because I can.

You never explained why you managed to make it to NYC and never bothered to let anyone know so we could come see you!!
NoIQ on August 22, 2007

Ah my dear Zayra, it's never about the hair color with me. WHEN have I ever suggested that hair color matters to me?! I am an equal opportunity Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Natalie Portman/Pink type of guy (and who knows what any of those women's real hair color is).

Instead, I typically am far more interested in whether the hair is there at all, or whether it has been waxed... And even then, it's not a reflection of any preference -- just a clarification of what I should expect.
Zayra Yves on August 22, 2007

You know Monte, I am impressed! It is about time that a brunette graced your pages! I feel more attractive already! I have such a "the blondes have more fun" complex that I have to go to "brunettes are hot in bed" therapy to make up for it.
Suzanne Dia on August 21, 2007

You need a harness.
NoIQ on August 21, 2007

I owe you for that explanation. I have for the longest time wondered why people call me a "dog" so often. Well, now I know.
Suzanne Dia on August 21, 2007

Well, she is a tad on the needy side, but a very sweet snuggler. She meets new men and immediately rolls over and spreads her legs.

My dog is a slut. :|
Suzanne Dia on August 21, 2007

There is a place called (I think), The Red Room, that is very cool. Is in the village. Now, mister, what the hell were you doing coming to NYC and not letting your NY friends know??!

I am thoroughly offended. I may have to lock Guin up.
NoIQ on August 21, 2007

I was just in NYC a couple of weeks ago. I am trying to figure out if it was coincidence, or deliberate, that J.J. Abrams was filming some monster movie on Park Avenue a couple blocks from my hotel. I have this suspicion the crew got all excited and told him "why use special effects when we have Monte in town." As for painting the town red, that's fine with me. Among my favorite bars in the city is a popular Irish one in Hell's Kitchen, and that's a fine place to paint a city red because there's a certain red-light quality to parts of the area...

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