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  • Eots on October 21
    http://chrisleavins.typepad.com/chrisleavins/the_latest_episodes/page/5/

    Can we talk again?

    Please. This is me begging. I know I don't deserve it, but please... That's the only word I can think of.


    Please.
  • Emm Jayy on June 8
    imy, dearest. Since you've left, all my energy is gone.

    620-897-6660

    Call me sometime, lovely.
  • Izu on April 6
    No identity eh? well hope you figure it out. The crazed canadian comedy is surely missed.
  • lyrebird on February 13
    Courtface!

    Happy Valentines Day ♥
  • lyrebird on December 31, 2008
    Buttocks, my dear.

    I love you!

    ♥
  • Emm Jayy on October 31, 2008
    I love you!
  • wanderingstarlet on September 18, 2008
    HEY YOU!!! wha? i'm not on the friendy list? we don't talk enough!! lol. i'm always too busy. so gay.
  • lyrebird on September 15, 2008


    Midgets shouldn't pole dance?

    But... but... but...

    Now what am I going to do in my spare time?
  • Emm Jayy on September 12, 2008
    Hey freak. I am NOT the prettier version of you. You are SOOOOOO prettier than meh.

    I know. Because I've seen you... naked. ha.
  • lyrebird on September 4, 2008
    Blah. I love those lyrics you used for me =]

    GUYS! JOJO WAS HERE!
    HA! SUCKS BOO TO YOU!

    ♥
  • ConcisusAngelus : Hey... on September 1, 2008
    so yea um...I LOVE YOU!!!....yea that's right I do....you other bitches better be jealous!.....lol
  • lyrebird on August 22, 2008
    Bwah. You poopyface.

    Jelly sperm TOTALLY counts;;
    its just going to make jelly babies o.o

    <3
  • lyrebird on August 21, 2008
    Jojo's:My long lost lovery-lesbo-wifery-type-thing.

    Mmkay.

    I think I love you.
  • lyrebird on May 4, 2008
    Coooooooooooooooooooourts.
    *poops on your page*
    I misses you!
  • look for tomorrow on March 31, 2008
    I'm sorry. I love you, let me know if there is anything I can do. I really do love you
  • lyrebird on March 28, 2008
    And I'm spamming your guestbook.
    Why? Because you smell funky.
    Like funky in a bad way.
  • lyrebird on March 28, 2008
    Ooh, and I want to divorce you. You sound diseased
  • Emm Jayy on March 26, 2008
    Randuhhh: I wish I had a 3rd nipple.

    I do NOT remember saying this.
    WAS I HIGH?!?!?!?

    um. POP! (*SNAP!*) goes my hard-on.
  • Misery into Melody on March 24, 2008
    Im just hear to say. im awesome. GO ME!
  • lyrebird on March 22, 2008
    Just came to say a couple of things Courts:
    1) HAPPY EASTER
    2) YOU SUCK
    3) I THINK YOUR IGNORING ME. RAWR.

    Anyways, loves ya wifery <3
  • lyrebird on March 16, 2008
    *stern voice*
    Now why would a Canadian be in Florida?
  • Nameless Me : :] on March 13, 2008
    Cee.
    What's up?
    We haven't talked in like 7 years.
    I'm bored.
    Come make me a taco.
  • lyrebird on March 6, 2008
    I haven't signed your guestbook in forever!
    So, here I am, and here is my signature for later when I am famous and you'll be sobbing and going, I KNEW THAT DUDETTE! and nobody will believe you cause you'll be in a mental institution by then, but it'll still be cool XD

  • lyrebird on February 22, 2008
    *blows a monkey*
    You're weird Courts.
  • lyrebird on February 15, 2008
    You're on at school?
    Naughty Courtney.

    My balls are at the sex change place.
    I hate when you smell. *passes out*
    Sometimes when I am alone I like to cross dress.

    Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

    <3
  • lyrebird on February 12, 2008
    Hey wifery, I miss you.
    Where are you?
    Hit me back.
    <3 Jojo
  • Page Deleted. on February 12, 2008
    hala courtney girl. your page is nice (but mine is nicer. it has a better jojo story. bwahaha. ) ttfn.
  • lyrebird on February 7, 2008
    COURTS! I LOVE YOUR PAGE! MY LAPTOPS BROKEN!
    YOU HAVE A BLOG? WICKED.
    SEND ME THE LINKY?
    YEP YEP, WIFEYS AGAIN.
    ILYIANLW.
    Will have a new lappytop soon.
    Buh byessss.
  • Eots on January 31, 2008
    I READ YOUR BLOG! ALL OF THEM!

    ILYSMYDEKSDBS!!!
  • lyrebird on January 30, 2008
    RAWR? That's all you've got to say?

    How about you say something like this:
    JOJO IS THE MOST UBER GIRL IN THE WORLD.
    SHE IS WICKED ASS FUNNY AND HAS REALLY CUTE SHOES.
    SHE USED TO BE MY WIFEY BUT I FOOLISHLY DIVORCED HER IN A MOMENT OF MADNESS BECAUSE I KINDA HAVE MAD COW DISEASE BUT SHHH, DON'T TELL ANYONE.
    OH, AND DON'T TELL ANYONE I'M TWO WEEKS PREGNANT.
    MY BABY'S NAME IS GOING TO BE JOJO CAUSE JOJO RULES.
    JOJO IS AWESOME.
    THE END.

    Oh wait, I wrote you a story:
    Once upon a time there was a girl named Courtney. Courtney was a rather odd kind of person, because she had a lettuce fetish and was in love with her coffeemaker. She was also kind of evil, cause she laughed like MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Like that So since she was so insanely in love with her coffeemaker, she decided she'd marry him. But the coffeemaker didn't want to marry her, cause he had a bit of a thing for the microwave, but she blackmailed him by telling him that he'd end up in the dump if he didn't. So they had a big wedding, with Courtney in a dress made out of lettuce leaves, and then they lived coffee-ly ever after. The end.

  • Simply Simple on January 27, 2008
    Hahahahaha. I like the quotes by Jojo. They made me laugh. I love your author page. Simple and funny. ^.^
  • lyrebird on January 25, 2008
    I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away.
    I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day.
    I wrote your name on a piece of paper but I accidentally throw it away.
    I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay!!

    Send this to your friends


    *pokes*
    *chases people out from under my bridge*
    Don't insult the hobos dude.

    <3
  • lyrebird on January 24, 2008
    ILYIANLW weehee!
  • lyrebird on January 24, 2008
    Yay! My quotes are back! Yay!
    AHHHH! SPONGEBOB! WHERE???
  • lyrebird on January 22, 2008
    *attacks your pregnant belly*
    There's a baby me in there! Yay!
  • Simply Simple on January 21, 2008
    Your author page it very amusing. Thanks for the laughs. ^.^
  • lyrebird on January 21, 2008
    You got knocked up?
    *cries*
    I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT SEX CHANGE!
    Then I could've knocked you up too!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    *le gasp*
    You haven't my bit updated lately.
    But yes, AP is the new myspace. Yay.
  • lyrebird on January 20, 2008
    ARGH! YOU GOT YOUR WAPWOP TAKEN OFF YOU?
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *faints*

    Have a good sleep wifey poo.
    *looks at stars and wishes for a happy dream about manhoods for you*

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Leg hairs gone
    My legs are NAKED!
    ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    <3 U
  • lyrebird on January 18, 2008
    I'm giving my leg hairs a haircut. What are you doing wifey poo?
  • lyrebird on January 17, 2008
    If I didn't have a sex change, and you lived here, and I didn't have a boyfriend, and you were over your ex, and if you liked me, and I was stupid/crazy/mentally retarded enough to like you too [hehehe] then we could be like, married! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • lyrebird on January 17, 2008
    Courts. I love you. Don't forget that.
  • lyrebird on January 15, 2008
    anonymous-"I like penis!"
    Jojo-"Who doesnt?!"

    You just put anonymous there to make yourself look good! Instead of being the dirty little penis loving girly that you really are!

    But there is way too much of me in your guestbook. So why do I always sign it? I think I have a guestbook fetish or something. (0.o)

    You have a plastic mask? Bleh.
    Mine is made of bendy stuff in the shape of a cow.
    Its a cow mask!
    (think it suits you more than it does me though, haha)

    Loves ya!
  • lyrebird on January 15, 2008
    Yay! There are four quotes by me on your page!
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    You ish not unlovable. You ish loved by ME!
    Your mum thinks your weird? MINE TOO.
    You scare me sometimes. RAWR.
  • lyrebird on January 14, 2008
    RAWR! LEAVE MY MANHOOD ALONE!
  • lyrebird on January 14, 2008
    What the hell is guatamala?

    *break dances in your skirt*

    I ish wearing the pants, cause you just danced in them! Duhhhh.

    *pokes*
    Dinner ready yet?
  • lyrebird on January 13, 2008
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CHANGED ME AGAIN!
    *pokes page*
    Weehee, there's ME!
    *pokes you*
    I luffles you!
    *hands you applesauce*
    Now woman, where's my dinner?
  • lyrebird : RAWR on January 13, 2008
    The wedding is TODAY!
    Where are you??
    *ish stood up*
    Noooooooooo....

    Hey, I have... [counts] 449 happy points!
    Or 547 if spaces are counted!
    Do we count spaces?
    *kisses Microsoft word*
    Thank you, Microsoft for being my counter.

    Loves ya!
  • lyrebird on January 12, 2008
    Y'know, candy is dandy but liquor is quicker so I'm going for the faster one. Haha, wait, this isn't helping. I laugh for the same reasons that you do.

    *puts on Dr Phil voice*
    And how did that make you feel?

    *snuggles*
    Talkers to you again soonish.

    <3 Jojo
  • lyrebird on January 11, 2008
    Your funny when your high on caffeine.

    But I'm the coffee police.
    So hand it over, NOW.
  • lyrebird on January 7, 2008
    Oh yesh, now that is very very very dirty.
    You need to give him a bath!
    *cheesy grin*
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