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Daniela Violin on May 20

I'm not able to find Substanza, do you have an archive of it anywhere? I'm in the same position as "almost alex"
almost alex on January 5

is substanza dead? im trying to recover an old piece or two and Im starting to think the only existing copies were on substanza
NurseChilly on December 26, 2008

happy thingimibobs and whatchamacallits!! hope all is well in the tooni household this season
Suzanne Dia on October 8, 2008

I adore your quote
onerios13 on July 25, 2008

Hey Mr. Toon...just wanted to swing by and say hey and hug an old friend...missed you muchly here.
NurseChilly on July 24, 2008

where are you, you .lolol
S A Adelmann on July 18, 2008

Goddamit, toon. Good to see you here.
jantastic on July 17, 2008

hi =)
cvillelisa on May 7, 2008

Where'd ya go?
Suzanne Dia on April 2, 2008

glad to see you've been around.
jantastic on March 21, 2008

hey you
NurseChilly on September 7, 2007

now how many young women do you see hangin' round here... especially ones with Venus Razors in tow and legs eleven or so.... huh huh huh???

your motto just made me squirt water down my nose...
windhover3 on August 2, 2007

You sneak on... you sneak off. Fair enough, but I do miss your poems and witty reparte'.
NoIQ on July 31, 2007

Holy Cow! I haven't been on this site in ages, and look who else shows up! Hola there Martooni!
cvillelisa on June 18, 2007

i forgot to log out
i wasn't here
but you were
NurseChilly on February 16, 2007

c'mon on over boy....

I see you visit.... i happen on these parts now and again.... just to ponder...

i miss those formed pieces
shastadaisey123 on April 17, 2006

I don't get to substanza nearly enough...miss you here...I am an old woman, busy with way to many things and the poetry sites are my release...since i am so "blind" I use AP in "braille" ..just click on an area where I think I should go...I must work on that and expand myself.... freda
RollingStone on December 25, 2005

merry christmas martooni.
and may your substanza flourish in 2006

~travis
Mephitic ID Synergy on November 30, 2005

I'm so confused. Your automatically generated text is telling me that you support this site as a gold member, yet your motto is telling me that you don't support this site as a gold member! Oh blessed simple world without pluralisms and dualities, please return to my simple mind!
Axelle Black on October 30, 2005

See, it's because of author pictures like this one that I am intimidated by you professionals
Martooni on October 15, 2005

i never said anything about spamming... you must have me confused with the contest host. i do appreciate all comments.
QueenT on October 15, 2005

hEY i dont get what was wrong with my comment on your poem, I wasnt spamming sorry if you thought that
abernaith on September 27, 2005

Have you ever read the Flying Spaghetti Monster article at fark? Just curious...used to be an FSMist until I had to let go of the pirate suit. The pegleg made me knee ache for weeks.
NurseChilly on September 17, 2005

The Bottle ~~~ Gil Scott Heron

See that black boy over there, runnin' scared
his ol' man's in a bottle.
He done quit his 9 to 5 to drink full time
so now he's livin' in the bottle.
See that Black boy over there, runnin' scared
his ol' man got a problem
Pawned off damn near everything, his ol'
woman's weddin' ring for a bottle.
And don't you think it's a crime
when time after time, people in the bottle.

See that sista, sho wuz fine before she
started drinkin' wine
from the bottle.
Said her ol' man committed a crime
and he's doin' time,
so now she's in the bottle.
She's out there on the avenue, all by herself
sho' needs help from the bottle.
Preacherman tried to help her out,
she cussed him out and hit him in the head with a bottle.
And don't you think it's a crime
when time after time, people in the bottle.

See that gent in the wrinkled suit
he done damn near blown his cool
to the bottle
He wuz a doctor helpin' young girls along
if they wuzn't too far gone to have problems.
But defenders of the dollar eagle
Said "What you doin', Doc, it ain't legal,"
and now he's in the bottle.
Now we watch him everyday tryin' to
chase the pigeons away
from the bottle.
And don't you think it's a crime
when time after time, people in the bottle.

Kick ole' Nick in the aspidistra!! and say.. Fuck you.. you got friends on your tail mate!

~GILL~xxxx
Desiree Darkk on September 15, 2005

I miss you

That means get your ass back here.
epitaph-macabre on August 29, 2005
haikumonk on August 29, 2005

lol... I'm going there as we speak... thanks for the heads up...
Martooni on August 29, 2005

nah... just a "showoff"... lol

that squirrel has become quite the celebrity on certain sites around the net. ever read "fark.com"? (the squirrel is not quite, but almost their mascot) i swear, you'll pee your pants reading the odd news stories they dig up.

(btw... think i found a bug in the "reply" system... clicked reply and posted this, but it ended up on one of my poems instead of here... eh... who cares )
haikumonk on August 29, 2005

You have to be "nuts" to put this on your author page, my friend!
Desiree Darkk on August 26, 2005
Open24 7 on August 18, 2005

u r a lonky lerger
cvillelisa on August 11, 2005

Congrats, Sweets.
NurseChilly on August 8, 2005

Compo.. get outta the veggie plot.. lololol
You'll be pissin' on the runner beans again and arguing with the sugar-snap peas that your pee is better an' bigga' than theirs.. lolololol

ya woolly mamouth!! stop slouchin'
Loves and sharp needles..
Mz Ratchett
vaseline on August 7, 2005

i think ive forgotten...

so you fight with tomatoes? geesh, youre the man for my job drunky
Martooni on August 7, 2005

what a persistent bit of slipperiness in a jar you are.

i've been known to give good criticism -- not to be interpreted as positive -- but lately i've been slacking. i've also been known to get drunk and argue with plants -- especially rhododendrons, but i've also had a few knock-down-drag-out fights with tomatoes. don't even get me started on marigolds. cheeky little puffs. but that's beside the point.

speaking of which, what was your question again?
vaseline on August 7, 2005

dear fuck sir, ye should know im not going to quit! so can ye just tell me if yer a good critic or not? dont worry, i dont want yer to read my poetry, i just need to know!
vaseline on August 6, 2005

sir, what the hell are you doing?
on July 29, 2005

lmao..that picture is hilarious.
NurseChilly on July 29, 2005

Oi..... where are you hiding ???

bloody gold members who go invisible all the bloody time.. hahahhah
So-Alone on July 27, 2005

UR A REALLY GOOD WITER LOVE IT ALL...........
~~~~~~~~~~~NICKI
onerios13 on July 22, 2005

You know, although I'm cool with Ginny, I just don't see her as being the love of his life, lol. She's cute (as all redheads are, lol), but I really REALLY liked Cho better...for obvious reasons...tee hee. I was disappointed that she just let them fall apart like that...but then again, how many of us were posh and poised at 16, eh? lol

But yeah...talk about WRONGNESS! I honestly thought she'd do a twist and go oh but see, Snape and him were in cahoots and blah blah...and they still might, I mean, he's not REALLY gone...is he? But yeah, another two years to find out...fuckin' a man, I'm gonna write that seventh book MYSELF, dammit!
Martooni on July 22, 2005

i know... i actually put the book down and wandered around the house and the back yard muttering "no... she didn't... she couldn't..." over and over again.

but i'm thinking ginny must be turning out to be quite the looker. red-headed chicks with an attitude and green eyes usually are -- unless they're grossly obese and swallow twinkies whole. but i think harry is putting on airs so he can get in her robes.

and you're right... it'll probably be two more years before the next one comes out... i read somewhere that j.k. was going to relax for a while and wouldn't be starting "book 7" until the start of the new year.
onerios13 on July 21, 2005

I finished it in two days! And I can't believe that she did that...that's just so wrong... It's tons better than the last one though, so thank goddess for small favors...lol. But...Ginny? Okay...whatEVA! lol

Now we must wait another two years again...sigh...
cvillelisa on July 19, 2005

Don't say a word about it .. I've just started it ..

Hi furry.
cvillelisa on July 14, 2005

One more day to Harry ..
NurseChilly on July 7, 2005

I'm leavinggggg on a jet plane.. don't know when I'll be back again..
My Nemesis on July 7, 2005

So - that's where squirrels hide their nuts - in plain sight. LOL Great picture.
NurseChilly on July 7, 2005

Thankyou
NurseChilly on July 6, 2005

hahhahah
ya loon!!!
lmao
too bloody funny.. squirrelly wrath..
hahahah
Nuts to you too !!
Desiree Darkk on July 6, 2005

Hey he's got an inny. Usually from an encounter with an ugly female. Never happens with me but I have heard of such a thing. Nice balls though.

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