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Barbie on March 25, 2008

No more forum posts or just no more teen board posts?
angeltrappedinhell on February 21, 2008

I just started to get back into poetry and realised you had written on my page.kinda a year ago...yeah. Just dropping by to say hi and also don't you hate it when others try to smother your right to speak what you wish?
-BlackKnight- on July 12, 2007

What's all this about getting your ban lifted? Who'd you rut with to cause this?
Lone Gunman on July 5, 2007

I think your latest poem is slightly depressing. Therefore, I rebuilt it in my image.
fight : How's Life? on June 23, 2007

"Why is this author great?"

Ummmmm...
The Gynecologist on June 12, 2007

An annoying 'Ad by Google' linked me to the Magic Bullet umm, blender:

"Product Description

Magic Bullet is not an ordinary kitchen appliance!

Supplied with UK 3 pin plug

With the Magic Bullet you can peel, chop, mix, blend, whip, grind, grate and more - all in just seconds!!!

The Magic Bullet is a personal , versatile countertop magician that does any job in 10 seconds or less."
Done : Silent Care-Bear charades... on June 10, 2007

tell me everything I need to know. I think you need a hug.

Your quiet is well warranted as you've no idea your most recent proximity to freedom. How does it feel you have a guest in your home? Nice to see your hospitality in action in this, your poetic domicile. Oh...and alice is doing fine...time for another cider...

Al

P.S. please don't report me for this, it would be most pusillanimous and unsporting of you. I have been nothing but civil here, unlike others. I think you are swell and just wanted to apologize for casting aspersions, no matter their veracity. It was simply unkind and I've no care to play the gossip. Toodles now. I'm so happy to have been a guest in your home, it was simply a pleasure.
Cibtastic on May 16, 2007

P.S. Your face looks like puke plus chunks. Take that.
Cibtastic on May 16, 2007

Your user picture is AMAZING.

Hello, Martin.
on April 26, 2007

It seems I can't leave you alone for 6 months without some sort of rudeness or banning.
Todmeister : Good to see you around again on April 17, 2007

Good to see you're writing again Reverend, I've missed your stuff. You going to keep churning out new stuff?
We da Best on March 26, 2007

hay friend i thought i would let you know that i dont care what you think about me so take care
Shoshan on March 18, 2007

I saw beer on your picture, on the board, but now it's not on your profile, thus I am disappointed.
Barbie on February 9, 2007

What's with the beard? And why were you banned? Barbie. Xx
-BlackKnight- on February 6, 2007

I find it perfectly suitable for teens--it shows them the terrible consequences of being left to their own devices when bored.

Funny note, when AnnD placed the ban on me, it was accidentally placed on every board on the site, meaning I couldn't access the "Adult" Board or even the lone "Welcome!" topic in that Team Bullet group of mine. When I made note of this to AnnD, she removed the ban on the condition that I'm still technically forever banned from the Emo Board.
-BlackKnight- on February 6, 2007

I'm thinking this was the last straw: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket.html

Quite hilarious, really, but apparently not something the Emo/Teen Board needs.
cvillelisa : He steals from the rich... on February 1, 2007

and gives to the poor. I think the Rev is really AP's own, Robin Hood.

Thanks.
on January 23, 2007

'Lo, Martin. I thought I would leave you a message of support on your author page.
AnnD on January 16, 2007

Well I am obviously pleased to see that your vacation made you 'see the light'...... there again, the threats of force feeding you with haggis and white pudding might have had something to do with it.

AnnD
Jay Is Magic on December 23, 2006

Marty,
The only person that Kathryn loves besides for herself is me. Only because I can burp the ABCs. She's a filthy girl.
on December 21, 2006

I'm right, though. Right? I mean, I don't see a problem with being close-minded and pretentious if I'm correct.

That depends entirely on how you're using the word "love."
on December 21, 2006

I hope not, or I'll have to "pwn" them all, which will inevitably lead to me being called pretentious and close-minded...again.
Barbie on December 13, 2006

I think I've seen your display picture in an explanation of quantum mechanics. I have to study physics...and I do a maths degree. Thought I'd moan at you. How's the job/lack of job? Barbie. Xx
Lowell Poe : to the chap in Scotland on November 28, 2006

this poet is a fair writer,but a good sport.we have bantered back and forth . i like honest people, and although we have taunted one another he never used foul languge and has been a gentelman. i am from the good old USA AND HE IS FROM scotland.in some strange way i believe if we ever meet we would laugh and get along famously.his writing is just not my cup of tea but im sure in his circles he is admired.in closing i believe if you cant speak your mind then whats the sence of freedom.im sure this will suprise him and he will rip this apart but it is meant in the spirit of what we all do...expressing ourselfs. and in a free land that should always be the priority.what we do is a very strange thing,transforming our thoughts into words. any one that trys puts himself on a limb ,some push one another off just to see if they will climb back up.i think thats a good thing.words will always be a way of knowing one another.it the silence that creates alienation and hatred. i hope he shows this on his page and go on liking and not liking what he trys to convey.

CHERRS!! YOUR MOM , DAD, AND MOST OF ALL YOUR BROTHER

LOWELL POE
Corey Harvard on November 15, 2006

i read your juvenile pome...

That was hillarious.
-BlackKnight- on November 15, 2006

Majic Bulat.
Magic Bullet on November 12, 2006

I'm still here. Maybe not enough to attract crazy feminine versions of my internet character but still here nonetheless...
on November 12, 2006

I miss you, love.
Cibtastic on November 10, 2006

Magic Bullette, where have you been, man?
Lowell Poe on November 3, 2006

try getting your information from books instead of movie or film as you say...and i made a fool out of myself? thats pretty funny...but you should know better..you saw it in a movie. that must have been the adventures of Bart simmson meets the scottish janitor. by the way...BOOM is an extreamly articulate way of discribing an explotion. we most certainly rebuilt europe after the war......BOOMED IT. you nit- wit. go ask your mommy and daddy. oh thats right ...you must be horribly confussed...they both wear a dress.look....i can go on forever . my monitary situation gives me alot of time.unlike you who most certainly has alot of time except the day you have to pick up your unemployment cheek.you take a great intrest in me.checking up on me.reading my beautyful work.....you really are gulable.you really look stupid right here on your own page.i read your juvenile pome and had nothing to say about it.you on the other hand read my masterpiece and loved it.you always want to improve what eludes you. you felt threatend because of its greatness ...otherwise you would have read it and then went on with your life. small people have small thoughts. im sure you will soon degenerate into using foul language out of complete frustration.you will never be as clever as me and i guess that is what amuses you. you truly are a gulable moron. hey did you push that guy under the machine because he's a better writer then you. iv'e heard of the village idiot but you really are pathetic.
Edited on Nov 03, 3:44 p.m. because ''.
Magic Bullet on November 3, 2006

I think you have the wrong person...
Cammie09 on November 3, 2006

hey, you may not remember me, but i was LT4eva.... you know. yeah, well you said a LOOOOOOOONG time ago that i could be your AP sister, so here i am... saying hi after forever. so hey, bro, whatcha been up to since May??? trouble, here, mainly. sorry i haven't kept in contact with you. i feel as if we faded apart! *tear*

Cammie
Magic Bullet on November 3, 2006

Only partial? From that spiel of assumptions and horrible stereotypes I would say that you are a complete idiot. Re-read what you wrote and see if you can justify to yourself how low you've tried to take this.

What American film did you watch that told you America rebuilt Europe? Hey, it also rebuild Japan. Boom.

Oh, for someone who is on the verge of producing the great American novel and having minions buy his stamps for him ("Fly my pretties! Get me first class stamps!") it seems odd that you would post this allpoetry.com/Bulletin/topic_show.pl?tid=268449750

Continue being an idiot on my page, it amuses me as I sit in my factory job every morning. I'm off to pull one of the working class out from under the machinery just now. Ta ta.
Edited on Nov 03, 3:25 because ''.
Lowell Poe on November 2, 2006

im guessing your at some job that has nothing to do with writing.then youll come home and pretend to a bunch of people youll never meet that your someone.there are no little awards in america.we rebuilt your country and the rest of europe after the war because you couldnt do it in your dresses. im also guessing that no one in scottland ever ever ....ever won a 3 legged race. im also guessing the meaning of the word refute eludes you . read my wise words again.if you wernt so caught up in your spelling there would be some passion inyour drible. you see ..i have people to do these menial jobs for me...go to the post office...correct my spelling pick up stamps and so forth.im guessing you never heard of not seeing the woods through the trees.maybe you can figure that one out in your 10 min. break. i also know that im a partial fool. you seem to have taken the title of complete fool. so you go to your factory job or what ever manual labor you toil at and come home to your computor with the correct spelling button that works so well...have a drink and pretend.im going to go make some money with my pen and you can be captain spelling bee.
Magic Bullet on November 2, 2006

I'm guessing my critique touched a nerve? I notice you didn't refute any of the points I made in my critique, instead you just deleted it. And then came over to my page with your poorly worded retort (good grammar and spelling there by the way, Captain Published) and made a complete fool of yourself.

Yes, you are W.B. Yates, Kerouac and everybody of any note in between. I can't believe I didn't notice it. Publishers of America obviously have and those men who give you nice little awards. I won the three legged race at school once.
Edited on Nov 02, 4:48 because ''.
Lowell Poe on November 1, 2006

I do not mind a review from someone with at least a glimps of talent.but when i read this pome i laughed out loud.no imagery what so ever.its like a stair case that goes nowhere.i have been published in the U.S.A. I have made money doing this.Im like Yates compared to the CRAP i just read.if you evenknow who that is. i have three editors choice awards.ther is an odd glimps of you going to the computor or picking up a pen....then hiring an interpreter to even knowing what your writing about. whos your influence....dafy duck. i felt like i was reading the alphabet or a shopping list. you should aspire to someone breaking your hands. litter is an excelent word for your limited vocbulary.you should take a magic bullet to your computer. its to bad ...you could have learned from me.like i have from so many talanted people i have spoken with. keep writing.it makes the very worst of us look good. then tell me when someone actually hand you money for this crap. you must be young . you have much to learn about your own soul.save yourself and other real writers and take up fishing.its an insult if thats possible to everyone on this site to call yourself even a hobby writer. totaly boring.

lowell poe
Edited on Nov 01, 9:25 p.m. because ''.
Uhs Feth Malorn on October 28, 2006

'Uhs Feth Malorn' has infinite meanings. If you spoke fluently the language it is written in, countless puns could be made. Oh well. I enjoy puns. I rarely write good ones...but I try. I can be very trying. There. There is a pun. It's shit, but never mind.
Magic Bullet on October 28, 2006

A lot more than I could make of your screen name, probably.
Uhs Feth Malorn on October 28, 2006

*laughs*
Stick to your guns.
If you find it difficult, glue your hands to your guns. Sure-fire way of keeping morals.

How many more puns on your name could I fit into that sentence? Bloody hell.
Magic Bullet on October 28, 2006

He wants my background. I'm not going to give this background up as easy as I gave away my children after the divorce, oh no.

Ok, I'll accept visitation rights to the background.

Nothing less.
Uhs Feth Malorn on October 28, 2006

...Woah...
My brain just melted.
I went from your page to 'Super Spright's' and back.
Now my eyes hurt. I don't know why. I think it is my protest against some kind of weird logic.
Help me! I might end up being nice to someone!
Magic Bullet on October 19, 2006

I'm so bothered, I just rescinded my sponsorship of a Mali child. Hope that makes you happy.
Clockwork on October 19, 2006

Eh? Why are you spamming up my crappy nigh barren guest book?

Also I had no intention of 'coping' you. Don't care really, but since it bothers you I'll keep it.
Clockwork on October 18, 2006

I have no personality.
Magic Bullet on October 18, 2006

Hello.
Cibtastic on October 18, 2006

Magic Bullette, hello!
Magic Bullet on October 14, 2006

My friend does the coding for the website and we're yet to add anything ito the members area. So no screw ups on your part. One day we'll get something in there.
Uhs Feth Malorn on October 14, 2006

It's pretty insane, but funny.
The Member's Area, though, is it a place only moderators/admin etc can go, or am I screwing up somehow?
Uhs Feth Malorn on October 14, 2006

I shall visit, I think.
Uhs Feth Malorn on October 14, 2006

Hi. I miss your humour.

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