1 - 42 of 42
-
Ryno on March 28your poems are you
and you are your poems! -
hilly on November 2, 2008=/=
what does it mean -
hilly on November 2, 2008your poems divide you
-
EvilKate : Merry XMas or Existential moment of your choice! on December 25, 2007For we live for the moments! Hope the new years finds you before you do it hun and I hope that the encounter goes well!
-
poetryality : I am amazed at your talent! on September 13, 2007I am just now realizing that you are only 17 years old.
Are you sure you're not a wise ancestor come back? At this rate you should be published by age 21.
Renee
-
Nightmare 1691 on August 25, 2007The greatest writers in the world, do not write for the masses. Though the most popular and wealthy may, they are never the greatest because they have put money and fame above their own heart and soul they can place on a page.
-
Raven Contest on August 3, 2007
This author is a 2007 Raven Contest Qualifier honorable mention winner. -
Nightmare 1691 on May 22, 2007You're page is indeed, interesting... Having just skimmed over it myself, I find mysely desiring to read your work now...
~Jimmy -
deercatcher on April 22, 2007I loved your vanilla smoke
-
Terrahawk : Y HALLO THAR on January 25, 2007*ignores question - Jen knows why she pwns at life*
I am -bored-. I don't want to go to claaaaaaaaaass!
So bored, I logged in here, what?! XD -
Terrahawk on October 9, 2006Yo kid! ^^ runs off to read now
Guess who anyway?
-Tez. -
Carpe Noctem on September 13, 2006LOL okay!
-
Macey Muse on September 13, 2006I'll give you a prompt as soon as I get one myself ^_^ It's all muddled...
-
Carpe Noctem on September 13, 2006Hey! I was told to ask you for something to write about in that contest by MuddyKing. Make it something good! lol
Thanks. -
Blkwidow77 on July 27, 2006And one more for the road!
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it----------
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied! , "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't pee out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! -
Blkwidow77 on July 27, 2006And... a random joke for today:
NEW SUPERMARKET
The new Supermarket near my house has an automatic mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle. -
Lyndon on June 9, 2006This is a tribute to a dear young friend.
It is a pleasure to know you, Jenny. I do hope we remain friends for a very long time. I respect your talent and love your sense of humour. And, your accent, so purely "English" makes my spine shiver!!
Do not become bogged down in Winklings, ever, but I welcome you there as well. Most of all, I just welcome you.
-
jaunty pill on May 11, 2006
slaughter and I would like to invite
you to our group, "the dirugy collective":
allpoetry.com/Application/1952264 -
Samyuktha P.C. on May 10, 2006it would take me a life time to read all your work .. ron and i were discussing about winklings.. just thought i drop a hi on your page and thank you for that welcome from a 16 year old to a 16 year old... love sam
-
jaunty pill on May 7, 2006
Hello. Recently I have decided to hold a
contest as an " Invite only ". I started reading
your stuff more often from inside the group
" lead pipe cruelty " and thought this might be
a good way to leave comments on your work and
hopefully help more people read you in the
future..I would very much appreciate an entry.
It will aid in the hope to extend my commenting
on other writers , Such as yourself.
allpoetry.com/contest/1932350
Thanks for your time .
James
P.S. If you would not like your name
included on the contest list , Please IM me
and I'll remove it. I don't want to offend
anyone by this contest or make anyone
uncomfortable. -
DyinSoul on April 3, 2006'look i'm really sorry there has been a big mistake.. the contest has been closed even before i started judging... i am gonna try my full best.. to reopen it... for the best person deserves to win no one else... i'm sorry... please stay in the contest... the person that won.. i feel bad for taking her happiness away... for i mean i'm not sure she was the best.. i didn't even read any entries.. stay in the contest' i'm sorry for the person ... that had won but i will have to take away her happiness for. i didn't any of the entries... ah....
-
Macey Muse on March 27, 2006Nothin' much, just got really caught up in Winklings and in exam revision (and coursework stress!) You?
-
zillion on March 27, 2006hi Mace! Just wanted to stop by and say hi. So..."Hi!" I know we haven't talked in a while and just wanted to see what you were up too.
-
encre on March 23, 2006my sisters metal? what does that make me?
-
Macey Muse on March 16, 2006That's OK, I have iron skin. Things just bounce right off! Unless they're magnetic...
-
Anna Emkah on March 15, 2006hy macey...im sorry i said that sherlock holmes thing it was a silly remark...but i didnt realise that you are only 16....remarkable take care jimisok2
-
leander on March 7, 2006It's 3.10 AM over here in Belgium, and have to get up and make ready for work and 6AM, so I know I really should be sleeping right now, buuut before I shut down:
huggle huggle huggle -
vaseline on March 4, 2006
-
vaseline on February 27, 2006I was sent this way by Morgan, brilliant is the only word I remember. Although I believe his eye for poetry.
-
Macey Muse on February 22, 2006She's the really posh old lady in 'The Importance of Being Earnest' Soooo much fun to act her
-
p b without the j on February 21, 2006
Never heard of her, but he was AND STILL IS:
amazing -
Macey Muse on February 20, 2006Oscar Wilde Rawks My Sawks!!
He is soooo funny. Another good quote from my last performance (Lady Bracknell):
'To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness!'
Hehehe...I loved playing Lady Bracknell... -
p b without the j on February 20, 2006raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhhhghhhhhhhhhh!!!
feigned battle cry
BACK, FOWL DEMON!!
You can have my quote. Just ask Oscar.
-
abernaith on February 7, 2006Haha...it might seem like I'm stalking you or something. But, well, I kind of found my way here, and perhaps because of time on my hands I decided to lurk around. I really enjoy your poetry, and if it's alright, I put you in my favorites.
Have a nice day!
abernaith -
petty foibles on January 29, 2006you are one of my favorites, and so i want to give you a personal invite to my newest contest. please come and see it. allpoetry.com/Contest/1790121
-
Macey Muse on January 29, 2006Thank you I just had a look at the posted message with the poem in, and I realized that like I feared the AP messenging system completely mucked up my formating... The words in brackets were supposed to be diagonally below the words they echoed, and the repeated echoes should have been like a set of steps going down... Ah well. I'll have a look at the beginning and see if I can make it more interesting before I post
-
Hey there Macey, I read over your Echo poem you sent me - its fantastic! The way you presented it was ingenius. Being a lover of greek mytholoygy I already knew quite a lot about the story of Echo -- y'know apparently the original story says Naricissis (sp?) fell in love with a water nymph and stared at her until he died...but oh well. I favoured the end more then the beginning, which isn't the best way to go - you need some thing towards the beginning to hold the reader's attention, like a nice descriptive verse - I dunno, I too am a wordy writer..but otherwise 'Echo' is wonderful and you should definately submitt it into this contest - keep writing!
Steph. -
Macey Muse on January 18, 2006I noticed, they fixed it for a while and it gave the proper count. But it broke again
'Tis muchly annoying -
XxXAtreyuKingXxX on January 18, 2006It says that you have 65525 Poems, it did that to my page to. Only with contest pieces.
-
petty foibles on January 2, 2006allpoetry.com/Contest/1701922 dont forget that there is a peoples choice award in my contest and i need you to please cast your vote with an im thank you
-
bookworm987 on December 25, 2005thanks for the comment on Enslaved. You had some good points that I will condsider. It was actually written for my friend, and yes I have talked to her, thank you for your concern. I'm glad you liked it.
-
zillion on December 24, 2005yeah actually your poems where top three in both mf my contests. I thought it might seem like I was picking favorites but I had to give the trophys to the poems most worthy. Thanks for entering both of my contests.
1 - 42 of 42
