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You're a wet cigarette. You're always second best.
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Aww, yay! I'm so happy it came  We're awesome.
You're eternally welcome, dear.
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Luke-e,
Keira's page is mine because Keira is mine.
You cannot possibly hope to compete with that.
End of story.
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No, that was definitely an insult, sire.
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You're fucking American. You never finish with anything.
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Lies, Lukeyfucker. She would never. You, on the other hand ...
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Puh-lease. What part of "Hi, my name is Keira and this page is the property of Joey." don't you understand?
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I fall asleep in my bed.
And Joe fucking owns my guestbook, you know.
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I'm totally getting my ska on right now.
You would be proud.
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You're such a fucking hypocrite. Womaniser.
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Hello.
I didn't know you were a succubus! But, Keira has said it and I therefore believe it.
<3
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That would have been more aesthetically pleasing if you had written it the other way around.
On a related note, have you looked at Keira's page lately?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_words_for_love

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I'll less your sheepness, skank.
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You haven't posted anything for over a month. I think you should do so now.
I'll just wait by here.
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She's figured out that all her doubts were someone else's point of view.
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Dear Lukeyfucker,
New name = epic win.
Sincerely,
Keira.
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Helloooo dear. I have interwebz! Hazaah. Yet you're not online. Good one, fucker! 
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That kind of ruins the story, doesn't it?  The list isn't that giant, anyway. Not yet, at least
Why aren't you asleep and why aren't you on MSN, skank?
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Thanks! Wait. What the fuck?
How are those long lists of books going? 
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Lukeyfucker, your name backwards makes me think of saliva. It's gross.
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http://paranoidspy.deviantart.com/art/Horny-Horses-RecruitmentPoster-138114605
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hey im stephanie i think the whole im not writing im pregant is kinda funny lol but cool to well every wanna talk bout anything im here pe@ce
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Why do you fill my guestbook with hateful propaganda?
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That's a nice tribute to Danny.
I think I look on your profile too often... it's only because I know you change it often. 
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When I'm not writing, I'm pregnant..
thats freakin amazing! haha
hey, im ashley
msg me if youd like  i have AOL if you want to talk to a random stranger such as myself...
bye
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You know what it is, dear.
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Your name is not Luke Easterwood... I know the truth. 
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Took me like an hour to find your freaking guest book.
Hey. 
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Your page is absolutley breath-taking.
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Dude. Way sweet page change, Madame.
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Sell-out. 
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