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they built a house down the street. put it under the floor between two studs behind the fireplace before foam insulation was blown it. then fireplace was built in on top of it- the fish will never be come back- success at last
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Yeah so long time no see.
How are you?
How is life down by the stream?
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I like reading your page, it's got a lot of funny things on it. But I'm going to have to come back to it, there's too much here for me to read at one go, it's an attention span thing... Oh, yeah. Happy New Year.
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Hey, I haven't talked to my garden gnome for a LONG time! So what's up?
~Faithful-Star
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I haven't said hello in eons.
hello.
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You might have the most awesomenessicallnessedness author's page ever.  It made me laugh. Oh yes... and I'd happily adopt you as a garden gnome.
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Okay. Right now I'm not sure whether this is amusing, sad, or a great achievement... but I actually carefully read your entire page. Don't get me wrong, it's great, just a bit long.
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OMFG! i forgot how freaking AWSEOME your author page was!! 
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seems as though i saw a new poem with your name on it earlier today..
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ea : Sentinels, poems and photos celebrating the world wonders on January 17, 2008
Hi Long Road Home,
Just wanted to let you know that the collection Sentinels is now available.
Thank you for your contribution celebrating the Statue of Liberty.
Enjoy!
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And a Merry Christmas to you and yours ... Here's to 16-0 and a Super Bowl.
xo
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
i'm hunting wabbits....
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You're funny. I read your comment you left me for whether idiots know their idiots or not from like 3 years ago, and it was honest, which there for made it funny. I think it deserves a tweak trophie.
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Cat : ransom notice on October 3, 2007
your limericks are being held hostage-
you know what you have to do....
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Cat on September 12, 2007
The lass I brought home was a prize,
With an alluring set of bright blue eyes,
Her breasts, so well kept,
Were what I'd expect,
But her penis was quite a surprise.
oy....
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Cat on September 10, 2007
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
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Oh dear me.... I've been gone a long time, but I see you are every bit as funny and irreverent as always. Good to see you again. Smoochies - Jezz
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Cat : drive by limerick on August 14, 2007
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There once was a local called Land
Who had a quite limber right hand.
One night he screamed,
'That damn Vaseline,
Some bastard has mixed it with sand!
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i like the jugs without handles... a lot.

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Cat : limerick by edward lear on August 13, 2007
Limerick
The was a Young Lady of Bute,
Who played on a silver-gilt flute;
She played several jigs,
To her uncle's white pigs,
That amusing Young Lady of Bute.
 happy monday!
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Yeah so I came back.
Did you realize I had left?
How is life?
I am going to be near what I perceive to me your side of the country in a couple of weeks.
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Hmm, thanks for the bronze. That was the silliest poem I ever wrote. I didn't mean what I said in the contest, I was just messing with you.
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OH already hummingbirds! Yay! I have been watching the may flies and the chickadees fly around - I have not yet put my orange out for the orioles but I hope to do that today. Do you do that? Slice an orange and put it out. You'll get those orioles digging in.
Yes I am now working for the Anti-Poem Pollution Fund. No more throwing useless letters around the web. It is polluted enough already.
I am good. It is a slow spring ...
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the funniest poet on ap goes to tarah......mongfrogmoan
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penguins and such wrote you another masterpiece for your competition what would i do without you. i am preparing the bed settee for you as we speak
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Oh yeah, man. I forgot about Underoath. They're only mentioned 3 times, maybe I should put em down a few more. haha.
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you smart ass!!! i got to add you to my favorites just because of your author's page 
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Down by the sea
the snow is a memory
distant as the horizon
The white pine was pricked
by a drop of cardinal
and the swans crossed the street
to nest
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micha on February 21, 2007
Just hi! lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaa

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I'm not sure I'm prepared to face the repercussions, but ... I'm going to add you because you're awesome.
*throws arms up to brace self*
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Cold enough for you this morning?
but the good news is ITS FRIDAY!!!!!

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I think I can see that excess of Christmas lights all the way down here on Cape Cod...
Have a wonderous holiday.
Love,
Me xo
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i love all the quotes. 
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bringing cheese
and am crackers
need a french stick!!
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The mayor of all winged things
look down on a flightless soul
and send a magic carpet...
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just added you to my favorites- surprised you weren't there already-
m
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Going nude would probably be about the scariest thing I could do...
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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown
Happpyyyy Haaalloowwweeeeeen!
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thanks i'm glad you're so understanding and such a good sport 
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'tis a noble thing you've done 
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Your poem was so amazing and I stick by what I said before. Your poem was first place worthy. The only reason it didn't was the first place winner had two trophis where as second had none. I choose to let someone else win. You are a great writer. Those were my top three I just changed up the order a little.Thanks again for your awesome entry.
*Chealsy*
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 I rather enjoyed reading your page. Quite entertaining, lol.
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scrabble=life
This is the little nit I'm picking at when I keep asking you if you networdz
I use this: www.scrabbleon.org/netwdz.htm
What do you use?
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Do you scrabble? If you don't, you should. 
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