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  • GlassSlippers : fish forever placed on November 21
    they built a house down the street. put it under the floor between two studs behind the fireplace before foam insulation was blown it. then fireplace was built in on top of it- the fish will never be come back- success at last
  • SusanL : Hello on March 3
    Yeah so long time no see.
    How are you?
    How is life down by the stream?
  • BlancetNoir on December 30, 2008
    I like reading your page, it's got a lot of funny things on it. But I'm going to have to come back to it, there's too much here for me to read at one go, it's an attention span thing... Oh, yeah. Happy New Year.
  • faithful-star : Hey! on July 17, 2008
    Hey, I haven't talked to my garden gnome for a LONG time! So what's up?

    ~Faithful-Star
  • cvillelisa on June 27, 2008

    I haven't said hello in eons.

    hello.


  • Simply Simple on April 21, 2008
    You might have the most awesomenessicallnessedness author's page ever. It made me laugh. Oh yes... and I'd happily adopt you as a garden gnome.
  • Viva La Vie Boheme on February 20, 2008
    Okay. Right now I'm not sure whether this is amusing, sad, or a great achievement... but I actually carefully read your entire page. Don't get me wrong, it's great, just a bit long.
  • KittenJubilee on January 30, 2008
    OMFG! i forgot how freaking AWSEOME your author page was!!
  • Cat on January 24, 2008
    seems as though i saw a new poem with your name on it earlier today..
  • ea : Sentinels, poems and photos celebrating the world wonders on January 17, 2008
    Hi Long Road Home,
    Just wanted to let you know that the collection Sentinels is now available.
    Thank you for your contribution celebrating the Statue of Liberty.

    Enjoy!
  • cvillelisa on December 24, 2007




    And a Merry Christmas to you and yours ... Here's to 16-0 and a Super Bowl.

    xo
  • Cat on November 6, 2007



    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

    i'm hunting wabbits....



    .
  • Forgotten Lilith on November 5, 2007
    *teak
  • Forgotten Lilith on November 5, 2007
    You're funny. I read your comment you left me for whether idiots know their idiots or not from like 3 years ago, and it was honest, which there for made it funny. I think it deserves a tweak trophie.
  • Cat on October 24, 2007
    Yay! you're home!
  • Cat on October 9, 2007
    yucky name!
  • Cat : ransom notice on October 3, 2007


    your limericks are being held hostage-

    you know what you have to do....
  • Cat on September 12, 2007
    The lass I brought home was a prize,
    With an alluring set of bright blue eyes,
    Her breasts, so well kept,
    Were what I'd expect,
    But her penis was quite a surprise.




    oy....
  • Cat on September 10, 2007
    There once was a fellow McSweeny
    Who spilled some gin on his weenie
    Just to be couth
    He added vermouth
    Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
  • Jezebelle : Hello Again on August 15, 2007
    Oh dear me.... I've been gone a long time, but I see you are every bit as funny and irreverent as always. Good to see you again. Smoochies - Jezz
  • Cat : drive by limerick on August 14, 2007
    -

    There once was a local called Land
    Who had a quite limber right hand.
    One night he screamed,
    'That damn Vaseline,
    Some bastard has mixed it with sand!


    -
  • Cat on August 13, 2007
    i like the jugs without handles... a lot.

  • Cat : limerick by edward lear on August 13, 2007
    Limerick
    The was a Young Lady of Bute,
    Who played on a silver-gilt flute;
    She played several jigs,
    To her uncle's white pigs,
    That amusing Young Lady of Bute.



    happy monday!
  • Mulefa on August 13, 2007
    Gloop
  • SusanL on July 26, 2007
    Yeah so I came back.

    Did you realize I had left?

    How is life?

    I am going to be near what I perceive to me your side of the country in a couple of weeks.
  • cover fire hero on June 17, 2007
    Hmm, thanks for the bronze. That was the silliest poem I ever wrote. I didn't mean what I said in the contest, I was just messing with you.
  • cvillelisa on May 16, 2007


    OH already hummingbirds! Yay! I have been watching the may flies and the chickadees fly around - I have not yet put my orange out for the orioles but I hope to do that today. Do you do that? Slice an orange and put it out. You'll get those orioles digging in.

    Yes I am now working for the Anti-Poem Pollution Fund. No more throwing useless letters around the web. It is polluted enough already.



    I am good. It is a slow spring ...
  • plinkyponk on May 3, 2007
    the funniest poet on ap goes to tarah......mongfrogmoan
  • plinkyponk on May 1, 2007
    penguins and such wrote you another masterpiece for your competition what would i do without you. i am preparing the bed settee for you as we speak
  • Sara Lynn on April 5, 2007
    Oh yeah, man. I forgot about Underoath. They're only mentioned 3 times, maybe I should put em down a few more. haha.
  • manoguru on April 1, 2007
    you smart ass!!! i got to add you to my favorites just because of your author's page
  • cvillelisa on March 21, 2007


    Down by the sea
    the snow is a memory
    distant as the horizon

    The white pine was pricked
    by a drop of cardinal
    and the swans crossed the street
    to nest

  • micha on February 21, 2007
    Just hi! lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaa

  • KittenOutbreak17 on February 7, 2007
    I'm not sure I'm prepared to face the repercussions, but ... I'm going to add you because you're awesome.

    *throws arms up to brace self*
  • cvillelisa : Ah yeah on January 26, 2007


    Cold enough for you this morning?


    but the good news is ITS FRIDAY!!!!!

  • cvillelisa : Hey on December 24, 2006


    I think I can see that excess of Christmas lights all the way down here on Cape Cod...


    Have a wonderous holiday.

    Love,
    Me xo
  • pandora ink : haha on November 30, 2006
    i love all the quotes.
  • porksnorkel on November 15, 2006
    hey
  • Uther Pendragon on November 12, 2006
    RB!
  • lonely and free on November 8, 2006
    bringing cheese
    and am crackers
    need a french stick!!


  • lonely and free on November 8, 2006
    The mayor of all winged things
    look down on a flightless soul
    and send a magic carpet...


  • Cat on November 1, 2006
    just added you to my favorites- surprised you weren't there already-

    m
  • Long Road Home on October 31, 2006
    Going nude would probably be about the scariest thing I could do...
  • cvillelisa on October 31, 2006



    I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown



    Happpyyyy Haaalloowwweeeeeen!
  • NotColdHearted on October 29, 2006
    thanks i'm glad you're so understanding and such a good sport
  • Long Road Home on October 28, 2006
    'tis a noble thing you've done
  • NotColdHearted on October 28, 2006
    Your poem was so amazing and I stick by what I said before. Your poem was first place worthy. The only reason it didn't was the first place winner had two trophis where as second had none. I choose to let someone else win. You are a great writer. Those were my top three I just changed up the order a little.Thanks again for your awesome entry.
    *Chealsy*
  • Suzanne Dia on October 27, 2006
    I rather enjoyed reading your page. Quite entertaining, lol.
  • Long Road Home on October 26, 2006

    scrabble=life

    This is the little nit I'm picking at when I keep asking you if you networdz

    I use this: www.scrabbleon.org/netwdz.htm

    What do you use?

  • cvillelisa on October 25, 2006



    Do you scrabble? If you don't, you should.
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