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Guestbook entries for JustSimplyLissa

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  • Hekate on September 1
  • Hekate on July 4
    Have a wonderful 4th!
  • x CheepPurfume on July 4
    WHOA HI!
  • hey there. how has your week been going? good i hope
  • snowbird600 on June 4
    Hi Lisa
    just visiting your page.
    Hope you are having a good day.
    Steffany
  • SweetXDestiny : Happy mothers day :) on May 10
    Myspace Graphics
    Myspace Graphics at WishAFriend.com
  • Frodofan on May 2
    After reading your poem in my contest, I wanted to take a look at your page. You look lovely! I am so glad that people are getting tired of our anorexic media.
  • Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

    So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

    The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

    So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

    He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

    to my lissa cheese ily!!!!!
  • XxXhopeXxX on April 10
    I love you face image! it's adorable!
  • Hekate on March 30
    Myspace Codes & Myspace Code
    Myspace Poem Quotes

  • Hekate on March 23
  • Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
    "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
    "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery..."
    "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
    "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
    Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
    "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
    "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
    "Well, Brenda... no."
    "No?"
    "Fact is, he got out three times to pee."


    to my lissa cheese
  • I love you lissa cheese...and your face image...well it's simply priceless.
  • til the day i die : hi on March 19
    how are you
  • my lissacheese
  • Will you be my ap big sissy like kari is?
  • rufina caraid : Jeff Dunham on February 28
    I've just spent a half hour or so laughing along with Jeff Dunham and his characters - Walter and Peanut etc - so funny. I've passed the link on to friends here UK and here in Oz so they can enjoy his humour too.
    Von
  • Lonewolf2008 : have wonderful day and enjoy life as it continues to flow onward on January 16
    MAY YOUR NEW YEARS BE A HAPPY ONE.
  • SilverMoonFeathers on December 20, 2007
    was thinking this and thought that it was time to share it! You my friend, like a few other friends, are like the ABC's

    A~ Adorable
    B~ Beautiful
    C~ Cute
    D~ Dreamy
    E~ Exciting
    F~ Fun
    G~ Gorgeous
    H~ Hot
    I~ I'm
    J~ Just
    K~ Kidding
    L~ LOSER


    LOVE YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA

    Love Ya Lissa my Sexay Freind
  • Hekate on November 22, 2007
    Happy Thanksgiving
  • Danielle Roberts : hey on November 13, 2007
    Lissa I would love to be in ur ap family as your nephew It would be so awesome hehe nice page btw and love your work!
  • Hekate on October 31, 2007
    GOD
    *.*.*.OPENED
    * ...*.*. THE WINDOWS
    * * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN
    .*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME
    . (.` *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED,
    ..*(`.) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
    * .`.(`.) * . * . * .* *DREAM
    * .*.. *`..* (`.) * .*FOR
    .. *..(`.). *`..* .*TODAY?
    .* ... *`.. * *. * . * .**I
    . * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED:
    __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD,
    _0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE
    _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE
    __0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE
    ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
    _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT
    _______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS
    ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING
    . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS
    . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE,
    * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE
    * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS
    * . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO
    . * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL!
  • Lonewolf2008 : Have wonderful day on October 16, 2007
    make it be a happy one
  • Lio Alexander on October 10, 2007
    hello cali girl!
  • jacbgd2 on September 21, 2007
    I love the background on your author's page!!! I have trouble reading many things on this site, but this background makes the words just pop out!!! Great job!
    jacbgd2
  • Recluse Writer : Just for being 'Just Lissa'...MWAH on September 14, 2007
  • cutiepie on August 23, 2007
    Thank you for visiting my poetry I have to say, I really enjoyed your page (poems I have yet to read) but your story about the two priests, had me rolling in the pews.
  • Melissa Gayle on August 20, 2007
    I did a double take when I saw your name. Lissa is my nickname. LOL
  • forty-one on May 29, 2007
    Oh my god, you are so funny. I love to read your page... it just makes me laugh, and I need to do a lot of that. I'm going to be checking it out a lot, to see if you changed anything. I think you have a wonderful sense of humor.

    41
  • BeautifulSecret on March 8, 2007
    WooooHooooo!!! This author is great coz she is one of my closest friends online, she has heart and guts and doesn't put up with shit!!! She gives her all to everything she does and will stand by you in times of trouble and times of joy, she is NOT a part time friend, but a true loyal and loving friend and one of the first few women I have let into my life. she has earned my friendship and has been loyal to me when others who claimed to love me have NOT been. I thank you Lissa for your dedication to sticking by me and your loyalty to me, and your understanding, when I am up down or around!! Love ya lots Girl!!!
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