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Hekate on September 1
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Hekate on July 4Have a wonderful 4th!

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x CheepPurfume on July 4WHOA HI!
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Lowercase Prelude on June 17hey there. how has your week been going? good i hope
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snowbird600 on June 4Hi Lisa
just visiting your page.
Hope you are having a good day.
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SweetXDestiny : Happy mothers day :) on May 10
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Frodofan on May 2After reading your poem in my contest, I wanted to take a look at your page. You look lovely! I am so glad that people are getting tired of our anorexic media.

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Rejected Easter Egg on April 25Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
to my lissa cheese
ily!!!!! 
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XxXhopeXxX on April 10I love you face image! it's adorable!
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Hekate on March 30

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Hekate on March 23
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Rejected Easter Egg on March 21Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
to my lissa cheese
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Rejected Easter Egg on March 20I love you lissa cheese...and your face image...well it's simply priceless.

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til the day i die : hi on March 19how are you
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Rejected Easter Egg on March 7
my lissacheese 
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x-Black-Butterfly-x on March 5Will you be my ap big sissy like kari is?

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rufina caraid : Jeff Dunham on February 28I've just spent a half hour or so laughing along with Jeff Dunham and his characters - Walter and Peanut etc - so funny. I've passed the link on to friends here UK and here in Oz so they can enjoy his humour too.
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Lonewolf2008 : have wonderful day and enjoy life as it continues to flow onward on January 16MAY YOUR NEW YEARS BE A HAPPY ONE.



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SilverMoonFeathers on December 20, 2007was thinking this and thought that it was time to share it! You my friend, like a few other friends, are like the ABC's
A~ Adorable
B~ Beautiful
C~ Cute
D~ Dreamy
E~ Exciting
F~ Fun
G~ Gorgeous
H~ Hot
I~ I'm
J~ Just
K~ Kidding
L~ LOSER
LOVE YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA
Love Ya Lissa my Sexay Freind
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Hekate on November 22, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving 
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Danielle Roberts : hey on November 13, 2007Lissa I would love to be in ur ap family as your nephew
It would be so awesome hehe
nice page btw
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Hekate on October 31, 2007GOD
*.*.*.OPENED
* ...*.*. THE WINDOWS
* * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN
.*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME
. (.` *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED,
..*(`.) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
* .`.(`.) * . * . * .* *DREAM
* .*.. *`..* (`.) * .*FOR
.. *..(`.). *`..* .*TODAY?
.* ... *`.. * *. * . * .**I
. * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED:
__00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD,
_0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE
_0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE
__0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE
___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
_____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT
_______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS
________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING
. * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS
. * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE,
* . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE
* . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS
* . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO
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Lonewolf2008 : Have wonderful day on October 16, 2007make it be a happy one
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Lio Alexander on October 10, 2007hello cali girl!
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jacbgd2 on September 21, 2007I love the background on your author's page!!! I have trouble reading many things on this site, but this background makes the words just pop out!!! Great job!
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Recluse Writer : Just for being 'Just Lissa'...MWAH on September 14, 2007
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cutiepie on August 23, 2007Thank you for visiting my poetry
I have to say, I really enjoyed your page (poems I have yet to read) but your story about the two priests, had me rolling in the pews. 

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Melissa Gayle on August 20, 2007I did a double take when I saw your name. Lissa is my nickname. LOL
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forty-one on May 29, 2007Oh my god, you are so funny. I love to read your page... it just makes me laugh, and I need to do a lot of that. I'm going to be checking it out a lot, to see if you changed anything. I think you have a wonderful sense of humor.
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BeautifulSecret on March 8, 2007WooooHooooo!!! This author is great coz she is one of my closest friends online, she has heart and guts and doesn't put up with shit!!! She gives her all to everything she does and will stand by you in times of trouble and times of joy, she is NOT a part time friend, but a true loyal and loving friend and one of the first few women I have let into my life. she has earned my friendship and has been loyal to me when others who claimed to love me have NOT been. I thank you Lissa for your dedication to sticking by me and your loyalty to me, and your understanding, when I am up down or around!! Love ya lots Girl!!!
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