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Happppppppppppy Birthdayyyyyyyy to you 
Wishing you a great day.
Love
Tearz
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CoW-bElLs
A-rIN-a-DiNg-A-lInG,
aLl tHe prEtTy cOWs sInG
wHiLe bErTy bUlLy sWiNgS
aNd wiGgLeS hIS tHinG.
A-riNg-A-dInG-a-LiNg,
biRdS sToP flApPiNg winGs
wHilE tHe CowS jiNg-A-liNg
anD BeRty pOliShEs hIs riNg.
A-rINg-a-DinG-a-liNG,
wHo wiLL hAVe luCkY mOoiNg -
thAt gEtS tO frOliCk-flInG
wItH BErtY tHe BuLl-kiNG.
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Did You Spit On My Jacket?
Chickpea Ron:
You spat on my jacket then!
I am going to kick your butt
if you do not wipe if off.
Chicken Fred:
What! It wasn't me! I have
just been standing here
looking mean and waiting
for someone to say something.
Chickpea Ron:
Wipe it off - now!
Chicken Fred:
Make me!
A this point a big scrap takes place.
Chicken Fred loses his red bandanna
as Chickpea Ron pecks him in the face.
His eye pops like a fried egg yellow
and he screams and screams for mummy.
Chickpea Ron:
You should have just wiped it off!
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Psycho Stan The Squirrel
A bushy tailed rodent; I fly through air,
as graceful as love nurturing her nuts,
watch as I glide anticipation's flair
along quick teeth-chattered smiles of poets.
Psycho Stan; it is my God-given name,
yes, I have some crazy parents I know,
life is fantastic and they're not to blame
for it came from a robin's feathered glow!
You think that I jest but its breast revealed
who I was to be while they smoked some grass,
it appealed to senses as they concealed
their stash right up the fine crack of their ass!
Anyway, I'm off now to catch some sleep,
I hope this sonnet you thought wasn't cheap.

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a pirate's life
ohhh pass me the shandy
so i can get drunk,
as drunk, as drunk,
as a mad little skunk.
pass me the shandy
or give me some rum,
and maybe i will not
kick your big bum 
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I know I'm bad know Septemeber is your "Birthday Month"
but cain't remember when.. Soooooo Happppppppppy
Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu 
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Frozentearz : Happy Valentines Day on February 14, 2007
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Look at me up there on your page 
aaaaoooooo < supposed to be a howl! lol
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Congratulations 
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I'm going to miss you heaps while your away 
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Thanks for the comment sweetie. 
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Hi!
Thank you
I just passed to read some of your work and I found this is a good place to visit
I don't see any mark or place to Applaud your work
A nice comment you did on "She's Gone"
Take care!
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If my memory serves me write you had or about to have a Birthdayyyyyyy so Happpppppppy Birthday to you
May your year continue to be blessed with new and old friends
and the gift of poetry.
Warm thoughts
Frozentearz
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Bertie The Peg-Leggged Banana Sandwich
I am soaked in rum and I am fun, fun, fun,
slippery and suarve as I say ohh arr,
when your belly is a rumbling for some food
pick me up but please don't drool ----
over my crusts for they will go soggy
then you'll have to feed them to the doggy
which is staring at you right now
looking at my form and thinking - wow 
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Hey that is way cool  Your talent knows no bounds 
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Dropping in to say hello to the sexy Huntress 
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''''''''''''''''''''Hello my dear you had entered a poem into my contest and wanted to let you know it was extended one day i apologize for the inconvenience but wanted to throw some bonus points out there. The bonus points:
List who you feel the 1 st 2nd 3 rd winners will be, and send them to GDSolomon. And whoever gets the most accurate answer to what the judges say, will win 50 bonus points Enjoyed your piece please do enter your message on winners. think it will be fun to see who can get the closest if not all three correct.
love and peace
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Just came by to say I love your poems very much...and also your commenting mine from time to time.
Just wanna thank you for that.....hope to read a lot more from your hand.
xxJeannette
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Sweet talker you 
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Gosh I feel so little now in your great universe
I also feel so stupid...Why should I judge you? You're the one with the most trophies...
I already saw you are a good writer...really nice that you've entered my contest!
Blessed Be 
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I am so enjoying your funny poems. I think me needs to wait and read some more another day and not gorge on them all this morning! Do you know of anyone else who has a lot of funny one? It is really doing me good during this time, I must say. - Kimberly G.
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Thank you I love your page. It is very cool.
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Frisky In My Fin
I feel so frisky
In my tight-fitting fin,
Need some whisky
To swim happily in.
I have my tail
Looking very male,
I feel so frisky
With my happy fin.
Swims like a fish
On a big blue dish.
The ocean is calling
And I sit here stalling,
My frowns are falling
Into another big grin.
Swims like a dish
On a big blue fish.
Waves from the sea
Then splashes away
To swim so free.

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LOL at the mission impossible mouse  I love it 
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hehehe at that pic 
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I love that picture of the huntress up there, it's awesome 
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i hope that zebra is not after my sandwiches! 
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Hello Huntress
just stopped by to say hello
Angel 
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beep beep 
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Where ole where are you!!! Miss you!
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