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kjack on August 17, 2004

I hope it has affected my writing in a good way, but I am not too sure about that one. I am a very critical judge of my own work. And you could have come over for supper, but that would have been a long drive. We had steak, rice & gravy, okra, green beans, corn on the cob, and fried biscuits. That is what I call a meal and a half. I am just pure redneck, gotta love all that country cooking. I am sure that I will love all of your new writes. Let me go check them out now.

becca
HammeR on August 16, 2004

Now all I need is a bronze and I will have all three types of trophies. Thank you for noticing, I dont know if I like all the bling bling up there......lol, but I think I will keep it around for a day or two. I hope that none of them disappoint you and that you actually enjoy them....lol. I know I have got to get by your page and check out all your new writes, I've seen you went pink on me and I am just wondering how that is affecting your write.....lol Only joking with you girl. Hey if I would have known it was supper I would have come over too, man I always miss out on the good stuff. Take care of yourself and have fun.
kjack on August 16, 2004

Oh, I just now notice the gold trophy. It looks very nice on your page. I do like the view of trophies. They are so purty and shiney. Congrats on the gold. I hope to get caught up on reading your latest works. I am sure they will not disappoint me, especially since one of them got you a gold trophy.
Gotta go home now. Supper is a'callin'. Can't miss that meal, since I missed lunch and breakfast.

becca
HammeR on August 11, 2004

Come on in pull up a rock and sit a spell. YOu dont have to just drop in you can hang out if you would like. Thank you for the lovely comment on my page. I try to modify it here and there to keep the view changing so everyone can see something different every now and then. I really appreciate the cool comment about my poems and think that you have some great writes as well, I just have to find a way to get you to write more often......lol. YOu take care and I will see you tonight. Tell broken-nobody that she still owes me dinner!
Fearful-Emotion on August 11, 2004

wellllll what a loovley page you've made here :-P. I was just droppin by and sayin hi. You've got such *wonderful* poems on here. Anyways... I'll see you later...prolly tonight haha. ttyl.. ml.
HammeR on August 9, 2004

Poet Lover I was almost speechless when I read the tribute. I felt compelled to place it on my page and hope that you dont mind. It was truly beautiful, I appreciate it very much. Thank you, for being you! Take care.
HammeR on August 9, 2004

Why thank you Queen, I took the original pic and made a gif out of it. Actually I got a buddy that done this one for me. He is pretty adept with flaming sorcerers.....lol. Take care.
on August 9, 2004

This is to you Hammer it is called

The truest one

Do you see that you are my friend?
your so harmonious and you make me smile
Do you see what I mean by this?
Your the truest friend that I know.

I am sure you know this by now,
even though the silence will be held within
I'm writing this just for you Hammer
But you'll never really know, How true
You really are.

Can I whisper something to you?
Can I tell you something that I am sure
Nobody has ever said?
I want to tell you, even though we have not
seen each other; I know your the truest friend
I would ever walk past.
Your the sunlight of my smile,
Not the clouds that over cast.

You see what I mean?
Do you understand me?
Your the impressions in my mind,
I can't help it this is something,
That I have to say.

Well I am going to end this
for now, I just wanted you to
Know, Your the truest one.

Your Poet friend, I also have it posted in my poems
queen on August 9, 2004

I like how you made your wizard have moving fire. Very cool
HammeR on August 6, 2004

Antifreeze, that is the solution to your troubles. I am only joking, dont set any antifreeze out at your house of it will kill the dogs, cats or humans that drink it. We had a hunting dog that drank some at someones house while we were hunting and it killed him. We took him to the vet but they couldnt do anything for him.
I do however like Pacco Bell's arrangement Cannon, I think I said that correctly but maybe not, it is some of the prettiest music I know of. If I am not mistaken he wrote it as a practice piece. YOu have a grand weekend and take care.
Stefan Els on August 6, 2004

Another Reason Why I Don't Keep A Gun In The House
by Billy Collins

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark
that he barks every time they leave the house.
They must switch him on on their way out.

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
I close all the windows in the house
and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast
but I can still hear him muffled under the music,
barking, barking, barking,

and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,
his head raised confidently as if Beethoven
had included a part for barking dog.

When the record finally ends he is still barking,
sitting there in the oboe section barking,
his eyes fixed on the conductor who is
entreating him with his baton

while the other musicians listen in respectful
silence to the famous barking dog solo,
that endless coda that first established
Beethoven as an innovative genius.

TF
HammeR on August 6, 2004

Hey man after that Thesarusus write I have been hooked on reading your writes and seeing the true genius with witty words that you are I shall keep coming back for more. I appreciate you stopping in and you are welcome back just any time. I have pulled up a pretty large rock and we can sit and ponder just whatever comes to mind.....lol. No bravo's needed here but I do appreciate the thought.
Are you too a telecom geek? Hmmmmmm, I thought you might have that air of sophistication about you, great minds think alike....lol. Take care.
Long Road Home on August 5, 2004

Hey Ham

Thanks for always reading my stuff and commenting. I'm not very good at returning the favor, but your certain attention to my work needs a bravo. Bravo!

BTW, I see from your page here that you're a telecom geek. Dude. Geeks rule!
Edited on Aug 05, 8:28 because 'brain is wobbling inside head'.
HammeR on July 30, 2004

Yeah but just think also that the smell might not be too attractive especially right under my nose, all the time.....lol. You are such a pal for taking me to the ER, you arent planning on dumping me down some deserted road are you????
Hope your lisp gets better........lol.
Take it easy girl and take care.
galfalfa on July 30, 2004

Look what you made me do! All for a friggin forgotten s...sheesh! Ok now, settle down - I'll take you to the ER...don't get yourself all worked up thinking that they'll take skin from your butt to graft onto your lip - I won't tell anyone if you won't. Just think from now on when someone kisses your lips it'll be like they're kissing your...let's asss-k the doctor - he'll know for sure
HammeR on July 29, 2004

LOL, no I have a moustache just no moutache....lol.

YEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Careful with those lip hairs, I'll have to spend a fortune miracle grow to get em back.....lol.

Caterpillar's you say, hehehehe....I see how you treat men....lol. Im headed to the ER to see if they have some skin to repair my lip.

Flame on Old Geezer type dude, FRY galfalfa!!!!....
galfalfa on July 29, 2004

"What no moustache?" gal asks as she rips the caterpillar off of HammeR's top lip- throws it underneath her shoe and squashes it into the dirt. There ya go, bare lip looks good on you - put some cream on it though - looks a bit red
No thanks needed...but watch those little buggers...could have crawled up your nose, i would've had to use the pliers and that would've gotten messy
As for the fireballs, you don't mean that 500 year old bent over crippled dilapidated old geezer with the funny hat on in your border do you? Sheesh - he can't be serious....
HammeR on July 29, 2004

LOL......Now now you should begin to feel the burn any second.

And hey I dont have any moutache on me.....lol. YOu have had both of them before? Careful I am a married man.....lol. LMBO, yes that wouldnt be a good look for you I dont think. Watch out for all the snakes and ticks and things in the bushes, never know what you may find out there, bears, people with cameras, ya never know.........lol.
galfalfa on July 29, 2004

Gee, look where my stroll lead me! Why it's HammeR's homepage where no squatters, riff-raff or rebel rousers are allowed
Don't see any fireballs as of yet....hmmmmm
Hey nice moutache and beard - i almost feel i've had both of those before But of course that would look silly wouldn't it..lol I think i'll go in the bushes back there and squat for a bit....
HammeR on July 29, 2004

Did you say the Rock was somewhere around here? I know there are some wrestling fans here that would die to get to see him......lol.

I had to go and find me a pic so it would like I was all sophisticated and wordly, ya know......lol.
No really that is me, though I may have lost a few hairs since that was taken........lol.
HammeR on July 29, 2004

Hehehehe.....well why dont you just pull up a rock and we shall have a sit down? I might even share my rock if you are really nice........lol.

I think I have heard that bit about the check being in the mail before, and the trouble is that it was already at the house and I had filed it with some other things and didnt even know I had gotten it. Yeah so watch out for my super filing system....lol.
queen on July 28, 2004

Hey who is that handsome guy on the rock, Queen
Desire on July 28, 2004

and thanks for such kind words
Checks in the mail~
threatens post man to make this a special delivery
Ahum
No one saw that right
YOU keep on smiling and inspiring and I will just get my own rock to sit on
goes in search of the perfect rock
waves.......byeeeeeeeeee talk to ya soon matey....
trips over HammeR's rock....darn it..not again....
HammeR on July 27, 2004

Why that is #2 southern pine stud....lol.
Yes they use them in most every house around these parts
Right back at ya with the beautiful day, and the morrow as well
Now around here peace and chicken grease means I am getting the last piece of chicken in the bowl so dont stick me in the back of the hand with your fork....lol.

Hope you have the grandest day tommorow. Keep those pearly whites a showin, always makes others think you are up to something......hehehehehehe.
Desire on July 26, 2004

Hey who is the stud on the rock
He looks so darn familiar~
Hope you are having the most beautiful day~
Peace and chicken grease.....In English...means take care
waves..byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....trips trying to wave
HammeR on July 19, 2004

Hehehehe...well now you be knowin a fair bit
about the pirate way I see. Keepin a bit in
the hold for a future gamble. I got some of
me silver stashed away here and there.....lol.
You take care of yeself as well.
SubastioN on July 19, 2004

Hey i havent spent much time writing i will have to sit down and write tonight. I really want to play some ball soon so get all them chenrea people up and goin. well take care ttyl.
FifthDove on July 19, 2004

me loves the looks of yer page matey.
a true an mighty pirate - only shows
a wee bit of`n his treasures. So`s not
to draw attention to heselfy. argh
but me knows yer hid`n much more.
I be finden it too. teehehehehehe.
You be hav`n a good day mate. argh.
Cindy
HammeR on July 18, 2004

Oh waite let me get my camera, for this streaking escapade....lol. Sorry didnt mean to smoother you down to oxygen deprivation and make you loose your clothes, though it is a nice sight........hubba hubba!

I am glad that you missed me, now maybe you wont stay away so long this time!!! I thought I was going to have to drive up there and lead you back to the site so I could chat with you again.

I am just glad your back for a few minutes. Here comes another one {{{{(((((HUGZ))))}}}} oh and one of these too (((GROPE)))........lol
Madison Attitude on July 18, 2004

lol Ohhhh boy...
That was one big hug.........
and I enjoyed every minute of it!!!
You're the best HammeR and you have been missed very much also. I'm very happy to be here again. I'm excited to see all of the messages I received and most to hear from you.
runs around the room nekkid in excitement!!!
(oops)
Who was that!
hehe
Much love, and hugzzzzzzzz cause I lov'em! ty!
Aimee Jo xoxo
Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HammeR on July 18, 2004

Told you I was the hotess with the most'ess! Im flava-full to the brim, and OH so sweet around the rim.
I too have missed you and your pretty little smile here and everywhere else too. I just wanted to see how you were doing and to say tht you were missed. I dont know if I have reached to touch you there before, but I will keep that in mind......lol. Take care of yourself and stay sweet. {{{((((HUGZ)))))}}}
Until the next time...........
Madison Attitude on July 18, 2004

Hey hun! Now that's some frikkin flava!!! What a pic! I've missed you and hope that you are doing well. Thank you for getting in touch and giving some inspiration to me ...to come back for a few messages. You know where to reach me. I will be in and out ...much love, hugz (which I miss) and rock on!!! always aimee jo xo
HammeR on July 18, 2004

.....And as the world turns unto the days of our lives with all in the family on that 70's show.......I do keep pets. They are called children......lol. They are quite humorous and that one up there is quite ravenous, she is like a stump hole, one could never expect to fill her up.....lol. Ok before you turn me in to the social services it was only a joke.....lol.

Oh that was pretty tricky of you to tag me while I was looking off, that wont do at all............runs after Desire with my caveman club. Come here woman so that I may tag you back............
Desire on July 18, 2004

De Plane....De Plane....
Wait....wrong sitcom.............
I mean my precioussssssssssss
I did not know you kept those kind of petssssssssss~

tags him and runs off laughing like a raged lunatic
FifthDove on July 16, 2004

Go here ya salty dogggg.....argh!
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HammeR on July 8, 2004

LOL and what are you going to keep trapped behind it may I ask?....lol. I havent got to see it yet but I want to. One day and I shall see it.
queen on July 8, 2004

Hey im going to get me one of those doors, that is too cool. I saw the new King Author movie yesterday. I loved it.
Desire on July 7, 2004

That is a good point...My captives...ahum..I mean guests have to much drama going on behind those closed doors
Never know what they could be boning...I mean doing...
Damn skeletons...
HammeR on July 7, 2004

Uh huh I hear ya, you were just afraid that me and the skeletons would have too much fun in the closet all locked up.....lol
Desire on July 7, 2004

I do have you locked up ...See your pic....
I did not want to reveal the location for I don't want tourists...
The closet had to many skeletons in it
HammeR on July 7, 2004

So you are off to market me on ebay now. I knew you just wanted me for the money potential, and you promised me to lock me in your closet and keep me as your boy toy..........lol.
HammeR on July 7, 2004

Thanx man, I may can get you in there with me so we can be cell mates. Me and the warden are pretty tight, especially after I sold him some alum for his chapped lips and he had to suck water through a small straw for a day or two. Yeah he really likes me....lol.
HammeR on July 7, 2004

Sorry I didnt realise I was flicking, actually I was pointing to the keys keys to unlock me over there behind you but now that your gone I shall just echo these words off yonder wall. Thanx for stopping in and checking me out.
Desire on July 7, 2004

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw and that is your secret...
writes it down.....and posts on ebay
I mean.....Hoooray

...Checks out his toes......... ...........
Then runs off~...........toting pics to sell for income
Muwahaha
B2oH on July 7, 2004

LOL!!! Love the photo!
HammeR on July 7, 2004

Easy with those hands I use pomolive to keep them soft and shiny, nails just so and use dove to keep the moisture levels up......lol. You are the first girl and I hope you enjoyed it. Careful you dont trip on my hairy toes when you go to run off....lol.
on July 7, 2004

you change the picture from my las visit used to change my author page a lot it's been stuck on mad one for ages lol ok ok stop flicking me i'm going to a poem
Desire on July 7, 2004

...My what big hands you have

takes out measuring stick
I am the first to view the picture.....pats self on back

Runs off to brag to everybody who will listen..........
HammeR on July 5, 2004

LOL you are too much, now I see why those lips stay aflame!
Such a delightful charmer you are, and money to boot!!!

to answer you question I have all the time in the world I think, that is unless you count this one little thing called life and then I have approximately 42 seonds....lol.

So would you like the extended tour or shall we say this form fitting armor shows enough?????....lol
Desire on July 5, 2004

Geeeeesh.....how did I miss those
makes airplane out of 100 dollar bill
Here you go~ there's more where that one came from
displays the wad
Now...........how much time do you have and do the plates come off....
........innocent look
I am going to medical school to be a physician...got to inspect to be correct

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