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queen on December 24, 2004

MERRY CHRISTMAS HAMMER
I hope all your dreams come true
is out tonight watch for the reindeer
kjack on December 21, 2004

There he is, there he is, his picture is back. Thank goodness, I was beginning to wonder. Nay, just picking, I knew you would put it back up there as soon as possible. I gotta remember to check out your new poem, but I gotta get back to work right now. Just thought I would drop by to check on things. It looks alrighty with me.

becca
queen on December 18, 2004

I am back from Mexico, hope you are having a Merry holiday season
FifthDove on December 17, 2004

Hey you!
I think this contest has yer name writen all over it matey!
Arrrgggg allpoetry.com/Contest/950296

Cindy
HammeR on December 16, 2004

Had to go and look up mesomorph...hey I'm a mesomorph. Only kidding.....lol. I did enjoy the write and hope to read many more humorous tales from you. Take care.
Carole Dudley on December 14, 2004

Hi Hammer - thanks for coming to the defense of old Georgy Porgy, but you know, he is a mesomorph, drives a souped-up old Mustang and has a record for bad checks as long as your arm.
Still. Could be a frame up. Those sorority girls are capable of anything.
HammeR on December 13, 2004

But in that moment that you are glimpsing in the shuttered windows, knowing that if you get caught someone would know you had been there, had glimpsed a portion of thier world. Doesnt the heavy heartbeats that pump vigorous blood throughout your body entice you to stand there a bit longer, making you feel invigorated and alive with the sense of realism all too real for the moment? To explore the boundaries of ones self, or perhaps another that you look within or allow to look within you and discover so many awesome details you had missed on the first glance. The many facets that make the person....

Perhaps I am looking in, careful what you wear......lol.

I do hope that the holidays are splendid for you and that you too recieve abundantly. Take care.
Heartsafires on December 13, 2004

OH~ Love your page!!
And the picture up top is amazing~
Though it reminds me of some one without looking in~
At times it seems some roads lead the same places
to houses with doors
I shall never enter
and shutters with windows
That I can only glimps within~~~

I'd like to thank you for your wonderful and thought provoking comments! They truely mean alot!!
I wish you a wonderful Xmass with lots of gifts~ love~ and smiles!
~~Hearts~~
kjack on December 6, 2004

OMG, Where'd HammeR go? I don't see his pic up there anymore. Okay, who's playing a joke on HammeR's page. Oh, I just wanted to stop by and say "HELLO". I have been missing you on here, especially since I haven't had much time online lately. I have missed so much of all of my friends. I am going to search for that thief who stole your picture. Dagnabit. Hope to be chatting with you soon.

becca
AzureBlue on December 5, 2004

GASP!!!! What happened to your picture?!?!?!?!? It's gone missing!!! Who stole HammeR's picture!!!!! Find 'em and send 'em to the gallows!!!!!!!!!
HammeR on November 30, 2004

Why thank you mam, I do appreciate it and hope that your holidays are happy as well. Dont keep Santa up there with yall too long..........
queen on November 29, 2004

Hi there, just wanted to wish you happy holidays and all that stuff.
HammeR on November 29, 2004

You never know what may appear in the near future. Perhaps I need to write about it and then hold a contest to see who comes the closest? What do you think?
AzureBlue on November 29, 2004

I hope you will consider writing a tale about your image up there...that would be pretty cool! And I know your talent would do it justice!
Troi on November 29, 2004

I love your author page...the background makes you do such a double take!
HammeR on November 11, 2004

Why thank you very kindly. I do appreciate it and think it lends a certian fantasy heir to my face.......lol.
HammeR on November 11, 2004

Why sure, and they are headed your way. Thanx for reminding me about that. I had totally forgotten it up there.....lol. I guess now I know who reads the info.....lol. Thanx and enjoy all fifty of em.
AzureBlue on November 10, 2004

I keep forgetting to mention that I love the image on your author page...very cool!!!
AzureBlue on November 10, 2004

Haha...if the message is still here does that mean so is the offer???
"Ok there has come time once more to give away some points for nothing more than to truly see who takes the time to read through this text. I think Bohb was the last winner of this prize, just to give everyone a heads up. Alrighty, now to the points. I shall award fifty points to whomever sends me the first message telling me that you read this in my description. You may copy and paste the message or even be creative, doesnt matter to me and hey they are free points....lol. Have fun, I do."
HammeR on November 5, 2004

You have always been on my page. I enjoy your writes, especially the bondage ones though I havent seen as many of thems as of late. Ah no thanx needed here, you are the one with the talent. Thanx for sharing and take care.
Mrs Dazgy on November 4, 2004

Hey! Im on your author page I feel soooooooh privileged! Thankyou so much for liking my writing enough to consider me worthy of being on your page...
Katt..x
HammeR on October 30, 2004

Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.....lol.
Spook me not!!!!
queen on October 28, 2004

Happy Halloween, i am feeling spooky
HammeR on October 28, 2004

I shall change your name up there one day whenever I get around to cleaning and straightening things up. Hopefully it wont be too long and I will have your link working correctly. I miss getting to hang out on here but life carries me on to other things at the moment. You take care and I will catch up with you a little later.
on October 27, 2004

Hey Hammer, You ever going to change my old name on here and place it with the new one LoL. Take care now, I just wanted to ask you that and I wanted to say Hello to you, I have not seen to many comments from you anymore. I miss ya...
Desire on October 21, 2004

and I hope you are doing well behind those bars I see on your page
You are holding up nicely and others are slipping you meals
I thought to roam the halls tonight and stop and tag your locker this time....tag your it
Runs off screaming.......Muwahahahahaha
Hits wall and collapses still laughing hysterically...
Booooooooooooooooo
HammeR on October 18, 2004

I guess I could voice "spank me harder!" a couple of hundred times or so, though that turning you on is not what I would have thought so.....lol.
HammeR on October 18, 2004

Constantly ebbing and flowing is my motion
Though changing evermore would be my notions
Dimes are hard to come by from this striffened life
Though always I do seek counsel with the dearest wife
Yes cozy that is me, and hopefully will always be
Take care of yourself and I do wish that luck be with thee....
HammeR on October 18, 2004

Galf,
I just saw your witty comment
and am ashamed at the days spent
before my usual retorted reply
I'll take the stroll, and wont ask why
Deliverance the movie, over it shall be
except I will be the piggy hollaring wee weee weeeee!!!!

Cards never say just what you really want to say anyways.....lol!
Nicolette on October 17, 2004

Thought I'd stop by and see what you are up to lately - like the picture - and of course smile to see my name on your page! Looking out to see more of your poetry - take care, dear friend!
~ Nicolette
HammeR on October 16, 2004

Hello,
Yes I have been out as of late. Hopefully I shall get a chance to get back in.....lol. Hope all is well with you? Take care.
NJSem on October 13, 2004

That black leather coat you wear
sounds just like mine.
I'll bet your notions and motions
spin around like a dime.
Your purpose in life?
I think I have the answer for you!
Just look to your wife
to tell you what to do!
I didn't look to see if you were even wedd.
My assumption could be silly
or just a notion in MY head.
However you find it
I'm really quite sure
you're pretty compfy cozy
in this world that's abscure!
on October 13, 2004

Hey there, Long time no sea
galfalfa on October 10, 2004

Oh HammeR, dear HammerR
Your words on my author's page
sure brightened my day
How can I express my thanks to you
hey, I know a way!
I'll gush and get sappy
call you my little dicken
Whilst I schmack your cute butt
with my rubber chicken
We'll go deep into the woods
like we're going for a walk
And I 'll say real rough like
drop your drawers , bend over and bawk

Or I could always send you a Thank you card....it's up to you
galfalfa on September 29, 2004

Don't play coy with me..you know what condition But not to worry I won't tell anyone. Oh, and yes...I knew who I was talking to this morn...Hammer from AP..LOL! Funny thing is, I first added you as falfrig - now why would I think you were a frig? latergator
HammeR on September 29, 2004

well that is a conditional question.
galfalfa on September 29, 2004

Just drop in to see what condition your condition was in
on September 13, 2004

Just letting you know I came and stop by to see if you had any new poems, and you have not wrote any in a while. Well I have not either; I have been going to class lately and have not found the time to write. (Remember I am going to college to be a writer?) Well take care my friend...
HammeR on September 11, 2004

LOL, I shall try to keep a compress on it so that the inflation doesnt expand to record preportions. You hone my skills Queen and I surely appreciate YOU. Take care.
queen on September 9, 2004

Your words speak volumes, they do indeed
Fine vocabulary, my soul does feed
I love my prize and disguised and such
I hope your head don't swell to much
HammeR on September 9, 2004

Queen has spoken of this token,
These exciting words we're writing.
Of wanting more phrases to explore,
Things of wine and my grammer fine.
My lady you indulge my head to a bulge,
Crazy would also be accorded with me.

Here is your prize in its daunty disguise,
A gracious grammerous bit of words that hopefully fit.

Look deeply into the words.........
They are speaking to you........
Drawing you in to leave a reply.......
queen on September 8, 2004

I think your grammer is top notch
stone cold sober or drunk on scotch
I would like some new grammer please
Im just crazy, i love to tease

I couldn't resist your little rhyme you guys had going
HammeR on September 7, 2004

Tis no envious ploy
This grammarous decoy
For only I truely hide
Knowledge I lack but abide
Until time doth gingerly embrace
My quest for intelligent space
Imparted between these aging ears.

I have gratuitous grammer for sale......lol
Come to the bazaar, come one, come all......
Come Galfalfa and delight in this wordy ball......
galfalfa on September 7, 2004

There once was a poet named HammeR
Who I envied big time for his grammaR
It's the reason I tease
For he does it with ease
Which leaves me in awe and I stammeR

Edited on Sep 07, 11:34 because 'forgot the ed'.
HammeR on September 6, 2004

Welcome back, glad you made the trip safely and have returned to our company. I trust the drive provided you with a splendid view of the scenary? Wow that was a pile of miles. Where you in one of those races to cross the US in under so many hours? I am glad to see you made it back to us safely though.
queen on September 6, 2004

Hi there, just got back last night from my trip to Colorado. We drove 2400 miles in 72 hours.
galfalfa on August 28, 2004

I just thought to peek in and see the man on the rock. WHAT!!!
You mean he's finally got himself unstuck from that boulder!!!
I never thought i'd see the day!
Ok..give me the undies - i'll take them back to my author's page and try them on...the front of my car It's a dinky toy car..sheesh! You really didn't think i meant...not a big full sized...
Loo Loo skip to my loo - skip to my loo my darling
Edited on Aug 28, 9:12 p.m. because ''.
HammeR on August 27, 2004

So you are going to get me so implants to extrude my rear are ye? Perhaps I could just wear some thick pants or some really loose baggy ones so that no one could tell.

Tell you what you model those undies and I will decide on wether to wear them or not....lol.
galfalfa on August 26, 2004

Ho Hum
HammeR has no bum
It's melded to the rock
yeah, but what about your ....
Seriously, i couldn't tell you had no behind until you told me.
Let's all pitch in and get HammeR some special inflatable undies...how to blow it up is another question? hmmmmmm....looks like we'll have to use the same pump they inflate those huge gigantic super duper air mattresses.
on August 17, 2004

I see you won another contest. Way to go keep up the nice work. I wish I could win one. I keep entering them on here but no luck at all. I will never give up though.

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