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queen on April 4, 2005

Hey you, you have been missed
galfalfa on March 27, 2005

You must be the Easter Bunny and these Eggs were laid by you?
Grow up he said, his face all red - I'm trying to take a poo!
Happy Easter HammeR !
AzureBlue on March 26, 2005

Hmmm...I feel some withdrawals coming on.... where shall I go to get my HammeR fix if not here??? Did you see that?!?! My left eyelid is beginning to twitch! It won't be long before I'll be all twitchedy and I'll have no one to blame but YOU! And then I won't be able to type right and words like 'thierself' will pop up making me look all retarded and stuff!

I guess it's just as well that you are in absentia...what with me runnin' around all nekkid and everything. My membership has expired and will not be renewed for several days so all my pics are gone, leaving me buck nekkid to cavort about AP! And you're missing it!!! And in case you've never heard of 'nekkid' before, it means naked and looking for trouble! LMNAO!!! (Laughing my nekkid @$$ off!)

Lorena
Edited on Mar 31, 9:23 because ''.
HammeR on March 22, 2005

I can see that I am going to have to seperate you two ladies so that yall cant get together and come up with any plots on some of the poor fellows here at AP.
Ok AzureBlue get in the right corner and Galfalfa take the left corner..........lol.
HammeR on March 22, 2005

I shant touch the ball comment........lol. And this here sentence has gotten me into more trouble then one could ever guess....."You must ask first..and as long as you realise that No means Maybe or Throw in a foot massage and we have a deal"....So again I shall plead the fifth ammendment on that touchy subject.

I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.
I shall not write thierself when I can use themselves ever again.

OK I wrote ten lines will that be sufficient to cover the penalty or would you perhaps like to take the ruler to me .......lol. Just remember that I get a few licks too
You have a great one girl and take care of yourself.
galfalfa on March 21, 2005

LOL..we've got to stop meeting this way Azure - we're making a mess of HammeR's page
As for his ball handling talent with a cheese grater and Richard Simmons - i think some things are best kept between the two of you But I'm sure it's real impressive
AzureBlue on March 21, 2005

Uh...you gonna eat dem mashed potatas???
AzureBlue on March 21, 2005

Speaking of balls....ask HammeR to show you the neat trick he does with them using a cheese grater held by Richard Simmons. It's truly amazing!
galfalfa on March 21, 2005

There's nothing wrong with toe sucking as long as the sucker has the suckee's consent. It's against the law to tear off someone's shoe and suck randomly. You must ask first..and as long as you realise that No means Maybe or Throw in a foot massage and we have a deal
BTW, not that i've never read the info in your bio before but something looks odd to me - but then again it could be that i'm odd - the word thierself ..you made that word up, didn't you You crack me up!
Edited on Mar 22, 7:14 p.m. because ''.
HammeR on March 21, 2005

Why your welcome, your welcome very much..............lol. I know that wasnt for me but I couldnt pass up a chance to be smart aleck.......lol.
HammeR on March 21, 2005

Well now it may be a while yet before I turn out another as I am knee deep in basketball with two teams. Just three weeks before we travel to Oklahoma and play our three day tournemant. But I will make you deal, whenever I write the new one you can return the favor.........deal? It is nice to hear from you as we no longer get to pass each other in the cyber realms anymore. I do hope that all is well with you and the world is rolling along splendidly under your feet. I shall refrain from the toe sucking bit for a few days and try to clear my name............lol. Take care girl.
AzureBlue on March 20, 2005

Why, thank you! Thank you very much!
galfalfa on March 19, 2005

Thanks HammeR for commenting on my latest scribble I await a new one from you so that i may return the favour
Hey Azure...very nice pic on your page..you're a real cutie pie!
No wonder hammer's chomping at the bit for those toes
Take care
AzureBlue on March 11, 2005

Alrighty then.....I have finally posted a picture on my page....
AzureBlue on March 11, 2005

Hmmmmm....the hammer seems to be missing in action...
AzureBlue on March 11, 2005

I've just returned from battle...weary but victorious (at least in MY mind!!!)
I'll tell you the tale when we next meet...
HammeR on March 8, 2005

Keel-hauled you say? Mind those rope burns on your wrists of folks may think you have been up to other things......lol Dont lead all those jurors astray up there.......lol. Have fun.
HammeR on March 8, 2005

Zippity Doo Daaaa!!!!
AzureBlue on March 8, 2005

Oh no!!! My keel's been hauled! I have to return to jury duty tomorrow! Not that I mind...it's time away from work! And I still get paid so woohoo!!!

Lorena
Metalwench!
galfalfa on March 3, 2005

Yahooooooooooo
HammeR on February 28, 2005

Hey, hey, a crumb of bread would be appreciated, oh and some water would be nice too. There are no signs that say "dont feed this subject" hanging around that cell..........lol. I like to waite until the children are peering into the cell and then jump up and run to the bars and rattle them a bit........mooohaaaaahaaaaa. Good to see you coming around man. Take care.
B2oH on February 28, 2005

See you're still locked up. I feel safe.

GRIN
HammeR on February 21, 2005

Reading back through your comment I got a laugh out of the scurvy wench comment......lol. It seems there is a bit of pirate in us all. You were also correct about the treasures that I feasted upon with your latest writes, they were delightful! keep your keel from getting hauled, Until next we meet........
HammeR on February 21, 2005

Cant touch this.......... Yeah the burly ox slammed me in that cell with nothing more than a few breaths of air and some fresh bruises. But hey if this is torture......then chain me to the wall!!!!!!.....lol. Glad to see you about these here parts. Hope all is well with you and that your smile preceeds your prescence. Take care.
HammeR on February 21, 2005

Well now I was here but you where gone, and then you where here and I was home. Sounds like we are doing a little shuffling about without meeting one another. All is good here just not enough hours in the day sometimes....lol. Take care.
queen on February 20, 2005

Hey you, you are missed around here. Don't be a stranger I hope all is well with you
cosmicrose on February 20, 2005

Just checking to see if it was HammeR time yet. BTW... I see my Castle Ogre found you from the looks of that pic.
Edited on Feb 20, 3:39 p.m. because ''.
AzureBlue on February 16, 2005

Wow...thank you for ALL of your comments!
I'm so glad you 'enjoyed' my latest writes as I forayed into the pleasure dome...LOL! I always appreciate your comments and I value your opinion.
Thank you...

Lorena
AzureBlue on February 14, 2005

It's great to hear from you! You are too humble, my friend, and very generous with your kind words. They are much appreciated, however.
Methinks you will liketh the treasures upon which you will feast your eyes once you have made the treacherous sojourn to my domain...

( translation: I have a couple new ones posted...LOL!)

Lorena
Scurvy Wench
galfalfa on February 5, 2005

Plot your next porpoise..gee, should i go see what you did to my pic this time? And you tell me to behave myself.. what you were doing up at 3.30 this morning, causing trouble no doubt. You win one thumb wrestle and you think you're King Of The World..sheesh!
Edited on Feb 05, 12:54 because ''.
HammeR on February 5, 2005

Ah I see now you snubbed me last night and now have come back to rub it in, I got your ticket......lol. I shall think on the contest and see if my feeble mind still wills enough talent to create something original.. .
Now why would anyone want to riot, I havent done anything while I was locked in my cell. Oh well it may provide the chance for me to escape un-noticed to plot my next purpose......lol. Ok I posted one so no one goes on a rampage.....lol. Try to behave yourself and smile a bit girl. Take care.
galfalfa on February 4, 2005

And keep the throng of your fans at bay and happy There's liable to be a riot soon if you don't come up with something
galfalfa on February 4, 2005

Hey there Hammer I had no idea you Yahooed me last night I was online but had it turned off - saw your messages this morning You know you could always write one for this allpoetry.com/poem/1029326 No rhyming involved ..no real story or plot - just be silly, moronic outrageous and have fun
HammeR on February 3, 2005

Sorry to disappoint you about nothing new but I just havent gotten the time to sit down and write anything as of late. I have been thinking of some things that I want to try to write about. Thanx for stopping in and looking to see if anything was new. I hope your day was good and that you have a grand one tommorow.
True Love Gal on February 2, 2005

I see you still have not wrote nothing new... I was hoping you did though... Okay, my poet friend, I will check back another time
HammeR on February 1, 2005

Dont be snoopin in my draw'rs, you shameless woman you!!!! The place to look is in my truck.....hehehe thats where I have all the "GOOD" stuff hid, and I take it with me so as not to miss a great oppurtunity. Yeah, yeah I hear ya on the other item. I guess I shall just have to errrr.........imagine...lol I shall keep my eyes peeled for the rubber chicken and peach preserves. You sure you didnt mail that to Ray Stevens or somebody else?
galfalfa on February 1, 2005

Thought to pay you a visit and snoop around a bit. Oh, no..not at your poems - i wanna root through your closets while you're gone, your drawers - medicine cabinet..diary.
I've mailed your rubber chicken and peach preserves off to you - the other item you asked for..er, um - i just don't have one

Edited on Feb 01, 11:02 because ''.
HammeR on January 31, 2005

Hello there. Nah I havent written anything as of late, though oned day the muse shall overtake me and I shall pen again. You take care as well.
True Love Gal on January 31, 2005

Well, hey there my friend. Just, seeing if you had anything new. And you don't. Take care for now.
True Love Gal on January 27, 2005

I don't have nothing up my sleeve. Just the times have changed...
HammeR on January 27, 2005

Here, there and everywhere in between I think, no waite that was while I was sleeping....lol. Cool what have you got up your sleeve??
HammeR on January 27, 2005

What poem???? Is someone on here writing poetry for me????......lol I may get it up here in a few days, still may tweak it a bit.
True Love Gal on January 27, 2005

Where have you been? I wanted to show you something???
queen on January 27, 2005

Your poem is awesome, i hope you post it.
HammeR on January 26, 2005

You are most welcome Queen, it was a great write. Actually I have been all over, I thought I saw you the other day but that lady wasnt friendly at all. Sheeesh she was pretty snooty when I ran up to her hollaring "Queen how have you been?"....lol.
One day I shall return to writing but as of late I can barely make it by here. I do appreciate the encouragement though
queen on January 26, 2005

I have been wondering where you have been, thank you for the great comment Post a poem already
queen on January 3, 2005

Hi Hammer, Im glad to hear from you. I hope all is well with you
HammeR on January 3, 2005

Hey man, thanx for the New Years wish. I hope that your New Year leads to many smiles and laughs. Take care of yourself and keep those writes a coming so I shall have something to read......lol.
HammeR on January 3, 2005

Thank you for the X-mas wishes as I too hope that your Christmas was filled with bliss, and that the New Year brings even more joy. Take care.
B2oH on December 31, 2004

Happy New Year Hammer!

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