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Lurie on September 22, 2006
MMMM Me wonders where Dave could be, I know it's been a looooong time since i've been here but geeze man 2004...where you been for 2 years! Love and miss....eL
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 dave?? where you be?? Im worried about you 
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 where aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??? 
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runs amuck on your page
amuck
amuck
amuck

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donno, just thought I'd drop by and leave you a smile. 
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Awww poor David, have the scary wenches been rolling all over your page? I'm here now beats them with a stick
Heehee, they're gonna kill me now.
Luckily for u i've run out of money and credit so i won't harass u 72 times a day everyday for a bit. I went out ponced up to the max yesterday tho, with my poofball skirt (the one on my page) and had seafood, my starter looked like puke in a bowl, and for my main course i ate half a chicken.
atkins stylee, yeah.
So pokes your nadgers then today we had to go to isabellas parents house for lunch. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
family stuff, yay!
anywho, u be good, i'll be sure to catch ya later.
x
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Well, um....probably best if I don't say anything..
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pounces on you
sorry I havent stopped in lately.. Ive been a little tied up
a-HEM
and I liked it
RAWR

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Do you not appreciate my sarcasm? :|
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You forgot Good Charlotte 
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tsk. dirty whores - you all deserve a slap!
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LOL kids, this is a G Rated page please lets keep it that way.
Ahem, sorry its just i look hot in my moderator hat....
And nad biting is indeed code for any kind of excruciating pain, such a incessant is code for..
Well...
I...
Am feeling that right now. hahah, good luck on the gayboy thing, probably just as well, i would have died if you had tried to spear me with that thing (again)
Take care Daveed, I'll text you later while you're drunk
x
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thats ok.  Id rather have a gay best friend anyway.
not only do I get a hot guy to go out with but I dont have to sleep with him to get him to go shopping with me
and hey, now we have even more in common, we both like guys  except you cant have mine  though (hes tried the gay thing too at least once LOL)
ahhhhhhhhhh 19 year olds...RAWR
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hehe. well what will you're boyfriend think?
besides, i recently turned completely homosexual
and you know what they say about homosexual men, don't you?
they're gay....
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nothing. I just dont think I wanna watch jade bite your nads  ummmmmmm Id hate to see her choke to death cuz of the enormous size of your manhood and all.
Im on the run again, getting kids to school, but will have about an hour before work if you wanna meet behind the bleachers in an hour 
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haha. no, nad biting is just a code-word for 'causes dave unbelievable amounts of pain'.
so why you exiting stage left? what'd i do now?
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erm....nad biting in public? :S
just stopped in to say hi but um I think Ill exit stage left
hope things are a'ight
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im at jodies house 'fixing' her pc, obviously i fixed it about 30 mins ago but im pretending the problem was far more complex, i came here to use the tumble dryer. anyway.... *bites ur nads*
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tsk. bitchwank, what are you doing online? i thought you were back at your dad's you wenchwhore?!
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Just thought i'd come and hug your page, because you've dealt with my rambling over the last 2 days... heheheh
VVAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZEEEEE
AND Davey my dear, your page is the only one i vandalize in such an extreme fashion.
you found us a flat and job yet?????
get on it,i need to break free. oh yeah and, lend me 50 quid??
oooooooooh and 'i miss you' heeheheheheh
see ya titwank.
Jadey xXxXx 
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hehe. I think a lot of people's pages look lonely without jade here to vandalize them 
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Your page looks lonely without Jade here to vandalize it 
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That's because i met you, fuckwidge (dont ask. its a new'un)
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lmfao. you're seriously, seriously disturbed young jadey.
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dude, you may NOT! you blew that chance after the first 20 times.
Walking like a cowboy is not sexy for me Dave.  PPL keep ask me what bull I've been riding 
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Quitter 
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lol. you're bloody filthy. ok, i give in, you win!
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dude why would she want to think of the great sex WE used to have? That would do nothing for her self esteem...
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She's MINE!! Veronika is MINE!! don't you touch her, i was hoping to change her mind about the divorce, I pleaded with her - think of the sex!!? the great sex we used to have!!
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thats what she told YOU David 
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well you can't be on about that hot czech girl i momentarily married, with the black hair?! who used to be a pornstar?! No way! She was MINE!! you never so much as touched her....
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dude, you know neither of us would do a blonde, or two of them! I was talking about the other thing... 
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LMAO. the twins!?!? oh shit! they know that we had an orgy with those two blonde swedish twins!??
actually, i wouldn't mind doing that again. one of them resembled angelina jolie somewhat, well....from what i uh, experienced of her lips anyway 
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They know everything, even about... you know 
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lol. i'll have to tell your parents about that one then 
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hahahahahahahaha, Ant has no more pictures of my boobs than you do. Fortuneatly i'm not stupid enough to get caught out like that.
And ffs Dave, you've seen me, its not like we have to TELL everyone i was naked and bouncing at the time (even though it was good...), they are visible through my clothes.
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lmao. this just gets better and better, it's like an episode of eastenders or brookside.
..and fair enough - you do have bigger tits than her, apparently. At least from what Ant showe....erm, told me....ahem.
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David how could you do this to me after everything that we EVER had??
Those walks in the park... Sex in the summer rain, hat and sweatbands in my bra.... Wait they're still there! no wonder my boobs are so big and lumpy. wait wait no.... they're actually like that!
I'm keeping the hat and sweatbands! I got them fair and square!
goddamnit look. You made me all irrational.
Don't hide your feelings for me. i will come and find them! I believe i left them in your bed. Edited on Jun 28, 8:46 because ''.
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oh, and can i have my muse hat and wristbands back as well please 
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lmao. fuck off you bitch. No amount of psychotic ramblings about your sordid fantasies and dreams about me in your head will get to me! I'm strong dammit!
Besides, another has my heart. She has equally huge breasts, and I've been taken by her for some time now..
I'm sorry Jadey, you mean nothing to me....
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Dave,
I'm leaving your life, I am sorry it is something I have to do, don't cry, Dave i am not worth your tears, I know it will be hard to live without me but please don't kill yourself Dave we both know you have everything to live for.
I shall keep you in my heart and mind forever, stay strong, stay safe, and most importantly, stay you.
Jade xXxXx 
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Well, unfortunately he was gone by then and it was just me and the bailey and he was fucking dancing yes dave bailey, was dancing, i however was not dancing, i was standing quite still. and simon stole my exam pens
fux0r
ive got an exam on monday remind me to buy 2 mpore exam pens
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hehe. yeh, that ones called Killing In The Name. Ant loves that ratm song!
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Dude
there was a band last nite and they did a RATM cover and it was all like FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT THEY TELL ME
And it was neato. but uh.... i
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hellyeh!! they are the greatest live act since RATM!!
And that's saying something!.
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