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Guestbook entries for Engelbert Humpalot

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  • LarryATilander : I suppose on January 21
    someone on your favourites list is called a Humpee?
  • echo-ink on January 6
    HI, Hump,
    Even your AP name made me laugh.
    Wanted to tell you your a funny guy, and I did like the poem you entered in my contest,
    I swear in some of my poems too, I'm not prissy, just not for that paticular contest, K ???

    But~~~it really was funny.
  • Cinnarry on March 21, 2007
    LMMFAO @ pork being the main ingredient of sauerkraut. I just spewed coffee through my left nostril hole.
  • Cinnarry on March 21, 2007
    It's quite lovely to be a complete dick instead of just a partial one I would assume.
  • grannyeri on September 30, 2006
    Had to check you out after seeing your name in the featured poem section. Loved Englebert Humperdink's music in the 60's-70's; was just curious about your name.
  • butterfire on September 5, 2006
    Mmhmm, wonderful. You proved my point, thank you a lot. BTW, I'm not the only person who thinks what I said, I can think of about 7 other people off the top of my head. More if I tried.
  • Engelbert Humpalot on September 4, 2006
    And you are a brainless cow (judging from your unsolicited and uncalled for intrusion upon my author's page). Go rot.
  • butterfire on August 21, 2006
    I have read your bio and a couple of your poems, and I must say, they are just about the worst and most fake things I have ever read. They are insulting, and stupid, and you are a complete dick.
  • Zorro69 on July 10, 2006
    Oh dear, what a genius you must be. Hitler never called Jews pigs. He would never have insulted pigs; he was quite extreme in that way, especially being vegetarian. Pork is NOT an ingredient of sauerkraut. Oh my God.
  • twaintwine on June 4, 2006
    On Sauerkraut, your comment was entirely superficial, telegraphing your apparent uncanny disability to discern the foundational poetic quality called "metaphor." If you can't see what the poem has to do with Hitler and the Jews (whom he dubbed "pigs"--thus the main ingredient in sauerkraut), then I think you have A LOT to learn. Thanks for the kudos you gave me for not making any spelling mistakes...
  • Edna Sweetlove on August 8, 2005
    What has happened to you? I was hoping for some more little gems from you, dear.
  • E A Collins on July 1, 2005
    Oh dear Edna, a prat am I. And here I thought I was the one who truly understood and defended you. I am deeply hurt. But still madly in infatuation ( or is that inflatuation?)
  • Edna Sweetlove on June 29, 2005
    After having given you no less than 300 fucking points in my recent contest I really think you should come to my rescue in some fucking silly contest about "The Sweetness of Edna" by some prat called EA Collins!!!! Get going, squire.
    Edited on Jun 29, 7:42 p.m. because 'typos and extra thoughts for you'.
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