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  • sunsunny3235 on March 24
    Hi, I really like your poems so could you comment on mine, please?
  • glitterydoom on March 14
    oh wow. I love your page, the background is nice and I love the way you describe yourself
    signed
    Bambi
    xo
  • Mistress Kathriana on March 5
    *laughs* I do too, it gets me in trouble A LOT.
    Alright, here's one of my favorites,

    so this guy gets a face lift for his bday and feels really great about how younger he looks. so when he buys the paper, he asks the guy at the stand how old he looks, the guy says 37 and he says thank you he's 47. later he gets Mcdonalds and asks the girl at the counter how old he looks, she says 34 and he says thank you im actually 47. that night on the way home on the bus, there's an older lady in the back. he asks her as the last person, she says she has a gift, if hell let her stick her hand down his pants for ten minutes, she can tell him his exact age. well, no one's looking, he says yes. she's feeling around and feeling around and ten minutes later she takes her hand out and says"you're 47."
    "Wow! how did you know that? that's amazing!"
    "I was behind you at McDonalds."
  • Mistress Kathriana on March 5
    *laughs* i love jokes and I love making people laugh.

    "Did you hear about the hockey team with leprosy? there was a face-off in the coroner."

    I have really long, hilarious ones too.
  • Mistress Kathriana on March 5
    I had one once, but I don't have a scanner to put my stuff up! it drives me crazy.
    hey, what did the blonde say when she say the YMCA sign?


    "Look! they spelled Macy's wrong!"
  • Mistress Kathriana on March 5
    *laughs* im glad i haven't scared you off yet. So, Gorgeous, I'm just going to have to claim you in some imaginary way and if someone asks me about you, I'll say, "Yes, I know her, that's My Gorgeous!"
    Anyways, yeah, we'll have to be pen pals and I'll draw you, and you can send a pic of your lovely romantic player man and I'll draw him too!
  • Mistress Kathriana on March 5
    *laughs, looking at your picture* ha! i'm going to call you my 'gorgeous' now! I was explaining your picture to someone and said you were my friend and you were gorgeous,...they stared at me. *laughs*
    So, I'm going to major in Animation, i draw cartoons and comic books. that sort of thing. one day i'll be your pen pall or something an draw you in both cartoon detail and comic book version and send it to you. i only applied at the A. I. of Pittsburgh because it was the only place I wanted. If i didn't make it, i didn't even have a back up plan. So im so excited im going, i've told everyone.
  • Mistress Kathriana on March 3
    Not to sound odd or anything, but your picture is very gorgeous.
  • Ms.Daydream on February 28
    Just stopped by to say hello. =)
    Really like the background!
  • my.stars.dont.shine : Hey! on February 24
    I love your page. =)
    And I love the part about religion--
    That seems to be how I am too.
    I hate it most times. =p
  • morgana raven on February 23
    I am sad =( You live in the UK, uk is my home <3 but im currently living in sweden and have been for the past 4 months /cry haha lucky you =(
  • Kathraina on January 25
    Heya Hun!
    Well, to get great results and fast I suggest a contest quickie with a word or line limit, and only allowing for a competetive few entries like 10 to 20. OR if you want one that'll last a little longer I suggest a picture prompt contest. Give a prompt and people will come! lolz
    And if you wanna go REALLY big, do a humongous PREWRITE contest lolz

    ♥ Kathraina
  • Sunkissed xo on January 23
    Hey there
    Pretty page, and pretty name!
    Hahaha love the email address
    Anyways bye for now!
    Peace ♥
  • Kathraina on January 11
    Hey girlie! Well jus read both of them and think they're great, but I feel more emotional pull in the second one. I feel like I'm experiencing your longing for your love much more in that one
  • Shades of Pale on January 10
    Hehe! hi! hi... did I already say that... hummmmm, anyhoo, hi, GAHH your email rocks! hehe
  • borrowing.moonlight on April 2, 2008
    your name caught my attention and you seem really funny. your email address made me laugh ^^ ♥see ya [just wanted to say hi lol]
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