Guestbook entries for Crowfoot

• donnz : swear on November 15, 2008

  I'm an old f**t / curmudgeon sounds better.
  I drop stuff, I spit & spout s**t / cuss
  is better.
  Why would you want to swear?
  It doesn't impress anyone / actually, it labels one, as no class, uneducated and lacking in the grasping of the english language.
  Next I'll be hearing you want to get a tattoo because all the older kids have one. lol
• Henshu on April 10, 2005

  Hey Crowfoot, have you fallen into an endless abiss somewhere?
• Doctor Suicide on March 15, 2005

  hello
• Seven Kinky on September 19, 2004

  GAH!! Runs around in trapezoids
• Crowfoot on September 19, 2004

  I am Frank.
• Seven Kinky on September 19, 2004

  Blinks Frank freaked me out the first time I watched Donnie Darko. Everytime I see him now, I just go spastic and repeatedly poke myself in the eye. Finger repeatedly jabs eye OUUUUCCH!!! Darn you and your stupid picture! Darn you to Hades!! With a grr....
• Crowfoot on September 18, 2004

  Frank rules.
• Aevil-Faerie on September 18, 2004

  I ove your picture of Frank, it's great! I named my brothers kitten after him!
• Crowfoot on September 12, 2004

  Well... no not yet. I'm finding it difficult to find a leprechaun...
• donnz on September 12, 2004

  Paranoia is arrogance, No body cares. lol
• Lady Patricia on September 11, 2004

  You're too kind darlin. Thank you for your second comment on my Nobody poem. Thank you very much,
  You keep being sweet babe.
  Now Im a go look at some of your stuff-- or rather more.
  later darlin
  trish
  
  btw
  
  ------------
  //Life ambitions//
  No order:
  
  1) Buy a kiln.
  2) Kick a leprechaun over some rugby posts.
  3) Dominate the world.
  4) Put everyone I don't like in cages surrounded by small monkeys with sharp sticks.
  5) Sit on a swivel chair and propell myself down some stairs.
  6) Steal the "D" from the "Hollywood" sign and nail it to my house.
  7) Construct a life size model of George Bush out of pretzels.
  8) Beat God at chess.
  9) Buy a chicken coop.
  
  -------------
  //Literate hates//
  
  1) I hate it when people spell their elipses wrong! It's "..." not ".." or ".............."!
  2) I despise the poets who get their "Theres, Theirs and they'res" mixed up. It's really not that hard to get right!
  3) Similary, "Ares and ours" really aren't hard to master, especially if you're a poet.
  4) People who don't put spaces after their commas: "hi,how are you,fine thanks", Arrrrggghhh!
  5) Or people who put no commas or fullstops at all! I don't like reading text blocks!
  
  i cant wait to readmore of your stuff. your page rocks, this..^^^ god you sound so much like me-- save the domination part. I would have never thought to take over the world.. though the prospect of having president bush crucified (wonders if she's allowed to say that in public because it regards politics and religion... doesnt really care) ... well it is tempting.
  *shrugs* you ever accomnplished any of these yet?
  trish
  Edited on Sep 11, 2:58 p.m. because ''.
• squiddle999 on September 11, 2004

  I love the author's page! It's class. People spelling elipses wrong and getting the 'there, their, and they'res' wrong really annoy me too. I'm always willing to help dominate the world-it's really boring here.
  ~Alex~
• Crowfoot on September 4, 2004

  Thank you very much! You're great, I'll check your stuff out at some point. Thanks,
  - Crowfoot.
• brokenangel12 on September 4, 2004

  hey crowfoot i really like ur poems good job and so keep it up
  later dayz
• brokenangel12 on September 4, 2004

  hey crowfoot i really like ur poems good job and so keep me up
  later dayz
• Crowfoot on September 1, 2004

  I'm ok I guess. You?
• hellsjustasauna on September 1, 2004

  hey .....how r ya
• liquidfire on August 31, 2004

  hee hee hee hee.... spare me.......hee hee hee hee....... i might go down with my friends before i'm able to be spared....... hee hee hee hee...... lol don't ask.
  hillary*
• Crowfoot on August 26, 2004

  Lol, I won't judge you. Thanks for the interest in my plans... I may spare you when you are met with me powerful hand of the revolution! Muh ha ha ha!
• liquidfire on August 26, 2004

  hee hee hee hee..... taking over the world sounds like fun lol. i always said that pegiuns were going to take over america and monkeys were going to take over japen. but ummmm your idea sounds better lol. hee hee hee hee hee.......
  hillary*
  ps my spelling sucks so please dont judge me by it.... lol.
• Crowfoot on August 24, 2004

  I wouldn't give the townies the honour of the "Minion" job. They lack the intelligence and charisma to communicate to anyone other than their own kind. If you see any townies tell them the spade is outside the door, and the poop is in the barn.
• BeccaLovesDan on August 24, 2004

  bah im no minion how dare you wouldnt ever sink so low isnt that the townies job to be a minion ill just kill all townies
• Crowfoot on August 24, 2004

  Now I swear I've heard that idea before . I'm afraid the only vacancy we've got open is "Minion", we do also have "Pawn" but that involves shovelling the poop in the cages. If you want we could just starve you a bit, then arm you with a pick axe and send you into the streets. Happy hunting!
• BeccaLovesDan on August 24, 2004

  ahh yer world domination can i help lol i was gonna take over the world and exterminate all townies
• Crowfoot on August 24, 2004

  I'll exterminate them in due time, when I get 'round to it. I've got my heart set on World Domination at the moment.
• BeccaLovesDan on August 22, 2004

  yup we'll kill all the townies soooooooon im already planning it join in if you want finally some1 else that hats them as much as me i couldnt find anyone on here yay
• Crowfoot on August 22, 2004

  Thank you for the ideas, maybe the catwalks aren't such a bad idea. It would be more popular than theatre, "Come watch the poking!" Thank you for the interest in my outlook - the more of us the betterer.
  - Crowfoot.
• MissHapps on August 22, 2004

  Put catwalks and such over the cages... Then we can watch all the poking better... Drop food in now and then, maybe even in the wrong sides, really piss those primates off!?! As for text blocks, sorry, my grammar sucks...
  Sweet page, Crowfoot, I love your outlook!
  Deena
• Crowfoot on July 21, 2004

  Thanks Mystic, I appreciate it! Glad you're an Admas fan too - you'ld have to be to get most of the stuff on here! I like Naralus too, it should be great when it all turns out, and the standards are unbelievable. I can draw, maybe drawing something to do with Naralus is a good idea? I'll have a think about that one! Thanks Mystic!
  - Crow
• Henshu on July 20, 2004

  Hey, man. You've got some great stuff here, but hey what else can be expected from a Douglas Adams reader :-P. I just have to tell you that I've totaly become obsessed with the concept of Naralus. if I could draw worth crap I would've made a huge picture of it by now lol. There are some really awesome poems in the contest, I couldn't imagine being the one judging it. Just remember, man, Don't Panic. (Wee! Adams reference!) ok, I'm being a freak today, maybe I need to get more sleep.
• Crowfoot on July 18, 2004

  It is very cool.
• SorceressZeda on July 18, 2004

  I LUV DONNIE DARKO! heehee sry bout that just had to say it!
  ~Dani~
• Crowfoot on July 13, 2004

  Yup. Best... film... ever...
• on July 13, 2004

  donnie darko does rock...
• Crowfoot on July 9, 2004

  Lol
• Barbie on July 8, 2004

  Yay! Barbie. Xx
• Crowfoot on July 8, 2004

  Yes 'mam!
• Barbie on July 8, 2004

  Get yourself on msn! Caz. Xx
• Barbie on July 7, 2004

  Lol, okay then. Caz. Xx
• Crowfoot on July 6, 2004

  Had no time, I was about to go out and buy and Xbox! It rules! I'll speak to you later!
• Barbie on July 6, 2004

  Why aren't you on msn? Caz. Xx
• Barbie on June 28, 2004

  *Whistles to the guards*. Aha, I see she shall be taken care of. Take some blood while you're at it... Barbie. Xx
• on June 26, 2004

  Per chance, this contract wouldn't need ALL of my blood to sign would it? Because that would be somewhate inconvinient.
  
  Well, it's not like I'd want to combine raccoon genes with armoured rats or anything as ridiculous , so you know...there's no harm is giving me even at least a dead rat.
  
  -Keela
  
  P.s darling, darling, darling *shakes head sadly* you shouldn't risk hurting one of those priceless nails over such menial tasks like spray painting treadmills. Allow me to take over, my sweetest. *takes spray paint and uses it to make an armoured rat look like a raccoon* Heheheh, well if that'll be all...*walks away with the "raccoon"*
• Barbie on June 24, 2004

  Oh yes, back to that contract - I'm going to need some of that sweet blood of yours in order to forge your signature. Oh and I've decided that I love each and every one of my rats, I just need some spray paint and tiny treadmills now... Oh yes, it's all coming together now. Barbie. Xx
• on June 24, 2004

  Haha. Barbie, that was adorably ignorant of you
  I'll *consider* trading you half a raccoon fur (black, white or grey -your choice) for 3 armoured rats. And this is me being extremely generous
  
  Gorillas eh? They're slow and clumsy. I've gathered an insane force of chipmunks and flying squirrels with mini missile launchers strapped to their wings. (This is the part you start running in the other direction)
  
  Wait..aren't we supposed to be allies anyway?
  -Keela
• Barbie on June 23, 2004

  I know - a weak dead rat for all of your raccoons and Toby? Do we have a deal? Barbie. Xx
• Crowfoot on June 23, 2004

  Armoured rats... you're begging after them when you could be coming after our monkeys and chickens? The rats are the main bulk of our current force, but we have specials. I'm considering shipping some of the best Gorillas from Alaska (Gorilla training camp). They kick butt...
  
• on June 22, 2004

  Well you could say I'm a female version of Depp
  Nonono I'm not trying to clone them. Why would that ever cross my mind! Please? Just a wee little sickly one? I only want to...paint it. I'm exploring different areas of art, y'see. It'll become a masterpiece and I'll even give you a little credit, and some money for more armours for you rats. Is that tempting enough a scam, er, offer?
  -Keela
• Barbie on June 22, 2004

  NO WAY!! I am not having them cloned behind my back. So, you're trying to get into my pants? Tell me, are you remotely like the Deppster? Barbie. Xx
• on June 22, 2004

  *not-so-discreetly steals cat and feeds it to the raccoons* Ahahahaha! Your evil image is crumbling away without a cat.
  
  Now, who's even hinted at betraying you Crow? I'm only trying to get in Barbie's pants...I mean, I'm only offering her my pure, noble, loyal friendship. Well, actually, it would be much easier if you provided me with a convincing lie for you, instead of having me strain my imagination.
  
  Er, I have a request, can I have one your armoured rats?
  -Keela

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