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you're not leaving forever are you?!!! :[[[[
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where have you been my space alien drag queen? I miss you  I need a sexy, golden, mutant Alex back here. When you come back lets where green lipstick and smoooooch our lips raw.
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Heyyyy.
We haven't talked in forever, Darling. (:
I miss your sarcasm!
And your amazing poetry.
Come back? D:
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HEY.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
 HULK FACE.
(: What's goin' onnnnnnn?
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HEY YOU.
Mis[ter] 89 year old man from Texas.
You're such a liar.
Yeah so I haven't been on here for quite some time now...and I was looking at this nightmare poem you wrote [I had it bookmarked] and was like
HOLY SHIT
It's Lunacy Toxin!
[I remembered your style]
So yeah.
I just figured I'd stop and say hi.
[If you even remember me >.<]
guess I'll talk to ya later.
~Jess
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Todmeister : Still fucking love your stuff on January 18, 2008
Just taking a looking on the site again, long time no browse, and your fantastic way of creating images from nonsense words thrown together is still amazing. Also; your music and movies collections sound awesome. 
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hey hey ♥
just wanted to say 'hi' but then again i said hey so i basically said hey hi
p.s. i love the list you have up there ha
♥
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Wow, many quotes and many poems. You're so active Panda, so active.
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Long time, No see, darling. :]
What'chya been up to?
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you have possibly the most unique quotes ever on your page.. i have to say i am fully impressed 
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You have a bajillion quotes from Chuck's books.
Haha,
You're amazing.
He's a great author.
Invisible Monsters owns my heart. <3
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Shakari : WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! on May 17, 2007
omg wifey(we're still married...right?)!!! i haven't talked to you in 4ever coz i havent been on that much lately!    lol...yeah...i had this bf and i thought he was the world and he really treated me like crap and i convinced myself that he was treating me like the world....yeah right...lol...i was being brainwashed or something...lol...well, ttyl!-♥->
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Omg you have the smurf conversation from Donnie Darko on your page! I love you for that lol
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Happy late bday biatch face
[sorry I'm late doll]
hope your day was full of many amazingly fucked up delights
loverzzzzz you
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Happy Birthday Alex  Luff you.
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SOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
<3
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When I was driving from Houston to San Antonio, I drove past a shitty old house that was covered in the phrase: "33 PIMP STREET" && I was listening to this one song by Orgy that makes me REALLY want sex and I was eating a 100 Calorie pack of mini pretzels and I thought of you.
Just thought I'd let you know.
&& I'm glad to know that I'm not the only lame ass fucker who's taking a break [or is going to in your case]
♥
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So that "Signs That Your Child is Worshipping the Devil" list is fucking hilarious. Well, hilarious and also rather aggravating at the same time. Fucking Catholic churches...Buddhism is about as far from a cult as you can get. If you want the definition of "cult," just look at a Catholic church!
Anyway. I applaud you on your sense of humor.
*clap, clap*
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Dude i think that is like the greatest music video I have ever seen in my life... well, at least the craziest!
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LMFAO haha that was huilarious!!! ahahah. wow. i <3 that video....that boy needs therapy..hah. HOw did you even do that anyways? Cuz I wanna put a video up. <333
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You know what's scary, I just stopped by your page while listening to Rain Dogs. If I'd actually been on Walking Spanish, I'd have been frightened. But no, I'm on 9th and Hennepin.
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Awww. <3
Time to take you off my bio. 
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You think she's smexy?! What about all we've gone through, Alex? Didn't that ever mean anything to you.
-cries in corner like emo kid-
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Awwww; I didn't win one of the contests I was entered in. I feel ashamed. I feel like a failure.
You are better than me again. 
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WHAT YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT?
Oh my God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Well I don't like The Editors you don't like Modest Mouse. It evens out. I suppose.
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OH! OH! YOU LIKE ICHI AND AUDITION AND VISITOR Q?!?!?!?!? If you do please marry me. And yes, sadly, I'm a 16-year-old girl. ='[ And yeah I'm amazing. Isn't that cool? I think it is. Do you? Miike reveloutionne` plz? So are you amazing? I wish everyone was amazing but then that would suck for me.
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Hello. You don't seem like an 85 year old man. That's cool...I guess. Well I like most the movies you have listed on your page, which by the way is really awesome. haha. Seriously you're amazing? Wow...that's great. lol.  Later.
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I do. I really do. I morbidly love you. I believe that qualifies as necrophilia though. So I don't know if you consider that a compliment or not but I sure do. =[
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hELLO!!!!! I just read your ENTIRE author page and it was prettay fantastic. You movies and music and such are slightly alike to mine and I believe we could be good friends =] lol. Anyway we will converse at a later date.
o.0
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Awww, u really love me? lol. =]
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Oh holy shit I'm seeing things! Sorry I thought I read Nevermore under your favorites. Hallucinating, what can I say.
I am a man. My biography says so. And biographies never lie. Unless it's a fake biography in that case everything is the truth. Because it's suppose to be a lie.
I just confused myself.
BUT WAIT
AND I QUOTE MYSELF...!!
"I'm an 85-year-old married man with four kids."
And yes the sex was numerous. <3 Edited on Sep 08, 3:16 p.m. because 'I meant to say numerous and plentiful but I changed my mind'.
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Really? 85 & 98
We've had LOTS of crazy sex in our time haven't we?
Too bad you're not a man
sad.
We could've made lovely babies
nevermore?
whha?
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Hi! Hi! Hi! Sorry I've just forgotten about you! Very sorry about that! But thanks for all the love and kisses. I'll do what I can to return them.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
~Alex~~ <333333
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It's been along time since I have given you some loving and so I had to drop by and give you some!
 s and  es
Ted E
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GOD THAT IS SO WEIRD! Because yesterday I was it at Barnes & Noble and I saw it on the rack in the wrong section. And I was like wow. But thanks anyways. <3
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Hey hey thought id tell u it was Vincent Bugliosi (author of Helter Skelter), published in 1991.  TTYL..
Melyssa
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i agree that blue october should be worshipped
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You're ever so welcome. <3
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Dreamers Disease by Colorsofwineandwar
allpoetry.com/poem/2136253
Oh wow, thank you so much! 
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YOU DIDN'T DIE WHEN YOU ATE YOUR WAFFLE?! No way. No fair. I did. -tear-
Soooo... did the school mascott ever eat you or something because you want to take it down after kidnapping it? I mean, doesn't that seem a little harsh?
But of course I'm not implying that your harsh because I love you and all your Stairway-ess-ness.
Hmph. Metric? Yes, yes I have. But only their stuff that had videos. Tee hee.
Tori's in love with Archie Star and if you haven't heard of them I officially send you to purevolume.com/archiestar.
Spread their music otherwise you'll die a slow painful death by orange kittens and Archie will never release a CD and always have a bunch of demos. -teartear-
But I'm over that now.
Tee hee.
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I hope all goes well with the mascott and stuff.
I spent my summer making this guy fall in love with me although he didn't because he's in love with this girl named Eve and he just wants to make out with her and not me but I refused to cry in front of him so I just had to make little -tear- thingies. It was sad.
I LOOOOOVES YOUUUUU. <3
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I missed you too my Starlite Bebe!
I shall, my dear! As soon as I finish this waffle! Which I shouldn't cause I had a dream last night that I was going to die by choking on a waffle. But I couldn't resist the Pilsburyness of it all. So tempting and delicious. So wonderful and nutrious. <3
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My Stairway to Heaven Baby! I miss you!
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Talk to me.
-sniffle-
<3
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Oh well sorry, I didn't understand what you meant by the comment.... 
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What kind of cookies? Apple cookies? =[ APPLE JACK COOKIES? That would be fantasticular.
Hehehe Westlife. Well you're INSIDE-OUT-N-ABOUTCORE!
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What exactly was the point of your comment you left on my page 
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