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I miss you. What has happened to you?
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nice to see your comment on my very first writing....thing. i am not great with spelling, or grammar, nor do i care to hear the opinions of others about it. no, this isn't a bashing comment, just stating that for everyone else to see. i can be extremely blunt, almost like an asshole on crack....but to the point, its nice to get a good response from someone, and yes, i hate emo's, and narcy's, and anyone who thinks they deserve "special attention". kudos to you my friend
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I have decided that you are completely and utterly badass!
I actually met a 75 year old woman the other day who hates the president...she's my hero
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hey, nice name, nice principals. I feel for the bible/emo/bush hating.
Ravenscroft
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"I could give you my word as a Spaniard!" "No good. I've known too many Spaniards." "Well is there any way you'll trust me?" "Nothing comes to mind." "I swear by the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive. "Throw me the rope." Edited on Nov 02, 9:30 p.m. because ''.
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"Hello there. Slow going?"
"I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me."
"Sorry."
"Thank you."
..."I do not suppose you could speed things up?"
"If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or tree branch, find something useful to do."
"I could do that. In fact, i have some rope up here. but i do not think you will accept my help as i am only waiting around to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship"
"But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top."
"That's very comforting, but i'm afraid you'll just have to wait."
"...I hate waiting."
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"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead- please open his mouth. Mostly dead, is slightly alive. All dead; well with all dead there's only one thing you can do." "What's that?" "Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
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"No more rhyming, I MEAN IT!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
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"Fezzini; he can FUSS" "Fuss, fuss. I think he likes to scream AT US" "Probably he means no HARM." "He's very very short on CHARM." "You have a great gift for rhyme." "Yes, yes; some of the time."
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"But, Wesley, what about the R.O.U.S's?"
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
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Maybe, but I REALLY need the money. I've had people try to convert me whilst I was mowing my lawn. Bastards. I should have started singing "The Heretic Anthem" by Slipknot.
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Ryan on September 10, 2006
I'm sure you could have made one exception.. 
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Would have been good, but I can't be rude to patrons. I need the money.
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Ryan on September 10, 2006
haha, should have said "This is a place of quiet, like your church. Now leave or shut up." 
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I've had a guy try to convert me while I was at work. It was hard not to laugh, but I couldn't pull my usual stuff b/c I work in a library.
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Ryan on September 10, 2006
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That's always fun. I like to tell them I'm a Satanist. Then I curse their God and start speaking in tounges. It's fuuuuuuunnnnn...
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Ryan on September 10, 2006
Yes, it's a VERY good one. I get a chuckle everytime i slam my door in some bible pushers face. 
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It IS a good one, isn't it?
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Ryan on September 10, 2006
"Bible-thumpers" I love that.. lol
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So is my friend's alcholic uncle. And I said it to him once on the way out. Something like "the beatles are pussies and you are too". Another reason why I'm never ever going back there.
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I get hit. But I'd never say it in fromt of my friend's step-dad. He's a Beatles fanatic.
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Mkay.
"Am I the only one here who hates The Beatles?"
-Me, in the hallways at school, shortly before getting punched in the arm
That happened to me once but I believe I was spared the punch since I'm a girl. I just got gasps and tears. So I automatically win. <3
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Nope. We're a rock band from New York.
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Oops. I was thinking of the band called Politically Incorrect that my cousin who lives in NJ loves. Unless you're a ska/punk/rock band from NJ I don't think it's you.
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Politically Incorrect?
I swear I've heard of/seen you guys.
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I'm a head-banger, that's for sure. Born and raised listening to rock, never stopped loving it. And what can I say, I call it like I see it.
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Hey dude you have the best taste in music ever! and you also have a lot of great and true insights here on your author page.
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We haven't talking in forever!!! 
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Yeah, it does. 
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Wow that bright yellow really does brighten up your page a bit 
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Oh, yeah! I remember! You were Watch the Sky before, right? And I think it was Safehouse, because I'm not in Vertigang. Hi!
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oooh lol i'm in the vertigang or the safehouse or somesthing...lol and i just wanted to say cuz your'e on my favorites!
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hello!!!!!!!!! Who are you again?
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To bad I induced the gag reflex before I could choke to death. Ha HA!!! [[Throws a watermelon at your head]]
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How honourable is that:
"So, how did this warrior die?"
"Oh, he chocked on a pea."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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[[Throws a bunch of peas in your mouth while you laugh, so you end up choking!]]
Sucker.
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[[Your blade clangs off the armor I'm wearing under my clothes]] It doesn't matter what level you sink to, as long as the job is done! [[Spins around, hugs you then slaps you in the face before running away laughing hysterically]]
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If that's how you play, fine!
I'd hate to fall to your level; there is no honour or dignity in that, but what must be done, will be done!
[[stabs you when you aren't looking]]
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Yeah, I did. I fight dirty. Get used to it. Call it a cheap shot if you will, it still works. And I couldn't care less about facing you like a man, I'll use every dirty trick in the book and even some that have yet to be invented to come out better in a fight. Hooyah!
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What a cheap shot!
Can't you face me like a man?
HA! You pansy. Had to kick me while I was down, didn't you.
Pffft.
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Oh, and while you're leaving: [[Trips you and kicks you while you're down]]
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oh, before I leave:
[[kicks you]]
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[[Stops the bleeding, and stabs a spork into your thigh before slapping you in the face with a velvet-wrapped mallet.]] Hah! Booyah! Don't screw with the paragon of eccentricity.
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Well, get this then:
[[kicks you in the freaking shins until you bleed from your ears! Yes, from your ears!]]!
So HA, HA!
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