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  • prettylikedrugs : ABUSE on April 29, 2007
    THAT PAGE IS WHERE IT STARTS. GAHHHHHHHHH.
    ahem. I may have had one too many glasses of wine. Anyway.
  • xxLost-in-Lovexx on April 29, 2007
    I understand your words. I have a friend who is well, VERY overweight and as much as I find it offensive when she Makes a joke about her weight I understand it too. She doesn't want to let people think that her weight bugs her, so she makes fun of herself. Sometimes in life we don't want to deal with the things that might seem to bug us so what do we do? We make jokes and we catch our negatives on the positive side. If we sit and act sad about our disabilities we WILL be sad. So in human nature we make a joke out of it. Even though some people think your harsh words are offensive believe me there are people who understand. Its kinda like your mom tells you not to make fun of the kid with braces and pimples so you don't and when he makes fun of himself you 'Gasp' in amazement, sometimes were raised with a certain knowledge about different things. If your writing offends people,tell them not to read it.

    Sheesh (lots o typing) Pen on my friend your words are filled with love and wisdom.



    Melyssa
  • Uhs Feth Malorn : I love your midget too. on April 28, 2007
    But I love you more.

    This author gets lots of bashing, and he doesn't deserve it. Some of his poetry is blunt, but living with someone who is severely challenged can make people unwilling to sweeten their words. Why should they, when YOU don't sweeten your stares? Back off and don't judge. Connie is brave, but this man is even braver.
  • Uhs Feth Malorn on October 2, 2006
    It is quite ironic, seeing as British people are portrayed by you words to be so 'dumb', (and I take it that we are using 'dumb' in its American/Australian/assorted bullshitters sense, meaning stupid/American, rather than muted) that you are the one who cannot seem to type correctly. Also, beneath Germany and possibly Russia, Britain has produced the most intelligent people over the years. And Australia had the worst death count? Bollocks. I am not sure if you are aware, but in the first day of the battle of the Somme, 57,000 British troops were killed on No Man's Land, in the front line. Germany were very close behind Britain, and America came in second. Australia did NOT have the highest death toll. That is a fairytale to get the kangaroos off to sleep.
  • tomisb on September 14, 2006
    Hatred and abuse must be stood up to in all corners of the world. It is neither funny nor manly. You are your own worse enemy perhaps you should join with the perfect man and create your version of a perfect world. Sadly no one of any human sense would join you in it. Tom B.
  • Manda Kathryn on September 11, 2006
    You fasinate me mate...you really do...
    I would love to have a proper talk with you one day, from what I heard you are a teacher so you obviously are a smart man, you just seem to hide behind ignorance...
    You are so complex and intruiging....
  • -I love my midget- on September 11, 2006
    where do I pretend to be nice? And yes, I was abused by a dingo
  • -I love my midget- on September 11, 2006
    Didn’t we beat you in the world cup at rugby? And how many times you won the world cup in football you silly Sheila? And didn't we beat you in the last ashes? (You may have won it more often but we are the current champions) Not that I follow rugby or cricket so may be wrong, I could look it up but you aren't worth the effort it takes to type a search into google.

    And as for what England did to the rest of the world, at least we did it in style, all you fucking puffs can dominate are the aboriginals, and all you are for fuck sake are the English! You are just the scummiest of the scum, the offspring of rapists and murderers and thieves. You are SCUM. You are a product of our waste, so if we are low you are fucking shit mate.

    As for us being responsible for many Australian deaths in the war do you think that was an accident? That was tactical genius!

    Aids came from monkeys you weird fucker, and frankly if the choice was between a sheep and an Australian it would be mutton every time.

    You have never met me you dumb ass.

    Oh and one thing the English did get right was our schooling you dumb illiterate wanker.

    Go argue with someone your own level you kangaroo abusing knobber.


  • Manda Kathryn on September 11, 2006
    I have to ask...why are you like this?
    Seriously...what the hell could make a person be so....ignorant, uncaring...rude while pretending to be nice
    Were you hurt bad as a kid or something?
    What is your damage mate?
  • Jasperkt on September 10, 2006
    hahahahaha


    man you are the stupidest most ignorant person i've ever met.


    the one that had mwe rolling on the floor and showing the one was where you said you didn't come from america but britain. Which is funny, as you sucessfully managed to downgrade yourself very effectively, which is hard to do. and what do i mean you ask sitting there drooling in front of your screen. well this is what i mean.

    YOU DUMB BRITS SCREWED OVER THE MODERN WORLD!!! Lets look at at all the countries you decided to colonise. America was plunged into civil war, and you manage to screw them up pretty good. You killed off half of tahitis population because of disease in only ten years of discovering them.

    YOu brought aids into the modern world because you "civilised" people couldn't restrain their lust for sheep.

    India, say no more.

    Ireland is only just starting to recover and when you returned their land you screwed them over.


    And you suck at every sport you try. The english family is a joke and and is seen for just entertainemnt. So if our country is screwed up, its because of the brits incompetence. This doesn't even mention your incompetence during the world wars. Because of your military tactiticians australia had the highest percentage of losses to troops sent, because we were put on the front line, yet we were still better than you, and we stopped japan, no thanks to you.

    Oh, and your comment about rolf harris, it was your brits that made him huge not us, and the same with neighbours, and home and away.

    so i hope your happy, sitting there up on your high horse.


    Go lick a cane toad you sheep loving irishman
  • Serenade of Sins on September 10, 2006
    hey, how're things? that's cool I was thinkin I would check out some of your poetry later if you commented on some of my work! but right now I got to go to work!
  • d a f f o d i l on September 10, 2006
    Us Brits always produce the twisted humour! Gotta love it though! You and Edna Sweetlove should team up. She/he is a Classic writer on here my midget loving friend!

    Fern
  • xdying-angelx on September 9, 2006
    ^^^ people love you so much x
  • Edna Sweetlove on September 9, 2006
  • Psycho Dancer --- on July 30, 2006
    hello, i like your allpoetry name so i thought i would say hi

    <3
  • forbidden-colour on July 30, 2006
    God bless your midget wife.
  • -I love my midget- on July 29, 2006
    as is her bottom
  • -I love my midget- on July 29, 2006
    yes I did lock her up and will do so again tonight because of your comment. She is my property and I shall do as I please. What does actully mean?
  • JaiGuruDevaOm on July 29, 2006
    i hope you dont actully lock her up ina cupboard. i found your poem disgusting as well as how you talk about your wife.
  • nOva- on July 23, 2006
    Wow. .thats low. . .
  • -I love my midget- on July 20, 2006
    Was he also from Mongolia? If so he has more in common with Conny than you may realise. Little people? She is a midget, not a fucking Leprechaun. Turd I can't deny. My uncle was a turd also, it runs in our family, like a bad case of diarrhoea. Take care my Mongol friend.
  • Barry Hodges on July 20, 2006
    My uncle was a midget so I am offended by your mockery of little people. You are a turd.
  • Uhs Feth Malorn on July 8, 2006
    Hi!
  • CarCrashHumor on June 29, 2006
    wow, does your wife ever get offended if you call her "midge" ??
    if not, she's a great woman and i respect her.
    xx-Crash
  • diavolina on June 25, 2006
    hahah, well thats a different story

    i just found it quite hard to believe thats all
  • -I love my midget- on June 25, 2006
    no my dear but I think most people assume so because of my style of writing!
  • diavolina on June 25, 2006
    is all this a joke? coz if it is, its a bit politically incorrect :-O
  • horus8 on June 25, 2006
    Oh my god!~ I just thought of the funniest joke...
    Okay, here it is, what do you get when you
    cross todd rungren with with todd browning?

    Ecclectic curling (you know, the sport).
    except the stone would be the midget
    and the band would man the brooms.
  • horus8 on June 25, 2006
    But you're not the first to use a clap as a slap.
    That was Liza.
  • horus8 on June 25, 2006
    Profound.
  • Iohagh on June 25, 2006
    Darling -I love my midget-

    Nice page guys. I saw your name and just had to flit over here as a Pixie and peek. I have two add a lines on my page you and your wife may love. One is for my faerie Godmum and her hubby who is a contractor in Iraq called Love is worth celebrating and the other is just about well What your kiss means. Read it and share in it since if anyone deserves to read about celebrating love and what your kiss means it is you guys. Smoosh before I whoosh.

    Janet
  • Jaded Lily on June 24, 2006
    OMG... look at all those hugs!!! wow... someone must really love your midget! I know you do, so that's all that really matters now isn't it?

    Have a lovely evening, Dear.

    Lily ♥
  • Jaded Lily on June 24, 2006
    After answering your inquiry on my page, I thought it prudent to answer your here... now, I'm beginning to wonder..just...where the hell the freaking EXIT IS?!?!?!?!

    oh, yeah... here's your link, sir.

    allpoetry.com/Column/306041

    Have a lovely day and, please, do say hello to the wife for me won't you?

    Blessings,

    Lily ♥
  • Uhs Feth Malorn on June 23, 2006
    Wow! Are you actually reading these poems, or just applauding? I am going to assume just applauding as few people can read that fast. But thank you very much!
  • natari on June 23, 2006
    This screen name is perfect lol.I had a feeling you would change it again
  • natari on June 23, 2006
    LMAO you changed it..I feel so honoured and did you know here in the States that weetabix is packaged as organic cereal.I still have trouble winning people over with marmite and digestives
  • natari on June 23, 2006
    Sadly no but it sounds fascinating.LOL
  • -I love my midget- on June 23, 2006
    you have never played spin the midget
  • natari on June 23, 2006
    LOL ok sounds good to me.I'm not one for modesty but you are getting the better end of the deal
  • -I love my midget- on June 23, 2006
    I have to tell you I am married, to the most beautiful midget in the world. Sadly she was born without any legs and only one arm (which is stunted and of little use) but we are very happy, however, we do have an agreement that if either of us get a chance of any extra-marital sex then we can go for it. So far the score is 26-0 to me.

    But, you can be my groupie. If Horus wants in he can have the midget.
  • natari on June 23, 2006
    I am a fan of both horus and cornflaked.Does that make me a groupie Be nice I was going to say whore
  • horus8 on June 23, 2006
    ah... fans.
  • Blkwidow77 on June 21, 2006
    Your work is rather twisted and sick...

    Strangely, I find it fascinating. I'm not sure why. I suppose, in the meantime, I will favorite you, till I figure that out. hmmm...
  • -I love my midget- on June 20, 2006
    ah I see
  • Edna Sweetlove on June 20, 2006
    It seems some unintelligent person left some uncomplimentary postings and then thought better of it. Now I wonder who that might have been.......
  • -I love my midget- on June 19, 2006
    Please explain yourself, when did I call you that? And besides, if I do write crap that doesn't mean you aren't talent less, but I fear you have made a mistake, I really don't recall ever having read anything of yours other than your lovely introductory comment.
  • -I love my midget- on June 19, 2006
    Pardon me? Can you point me to my comment where I called you a talent less hack my darling? I fear you are too insignificant for me to be able to remember. And for your information my wife prefers to be called a midget than one of the 'little people', she isn't a friggin leprechaun.
  • thinkconverse on June 17, 2006
    sick man, just fucking sick.

    meeerrrfft,
    -ryan
  • sappho87 on June 5, 2006
    Aww, I wanted to read "Thou shall not kill". Stupid mods beating me to it!
    Edited on Jun 05, 11:28 p.m. because ''.
  • Bronwyn on April 6, 2006

    what's up with you and your "midget wife" that you keep on talking about???

    i really enjoy reading your poems!!!

    B
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