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I love Jeff Hardy and the Jonas Brothers!!! I listen to all kinds of music except rap...I play the guitar and love having fun and laughing!!

9 Commandements of a Teenager!!!
1) Thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2)Thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one, its not that important)
3)Thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)
4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5)Thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6)Thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7)Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8)Thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9)Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

WHAT IS A TEENAGER?
A teenager is….
…. a person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number
…. a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast
…. a youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday
…. someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room
…. a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can’t make a bed
…. a student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver’s license
…. a connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music–loud and very loud ]
…. an enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes
…. a young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother
…. a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week
…. a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off
…. a boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing
…. an original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.